Roseanne Barr says more crazy shit

August 19th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Roseanne Barr got people’s attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she’s getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she’s writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears read like Charles Dickens – if he loved Burger King:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my “attack” on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though…I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f’r s’re closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!

Roseanne then took time off from her erotic The View fan-fiction to backtrack on her comments about Brad and Angelina. Why do I get the feeling somebody got a Vietnamese kid thrown at her house this morning?:

i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media’s images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media’s representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!

You mean, I’m not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I’ll never know what it feels like to truly live.

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  1. Dave

    first shes fat

  2. granada

    That’s a priceless picture. Roseanne is a cunt.

  3. ktb

    psycho!

  4. mer

    Oh god, is that what she looks like now?

    I really wish she didn’t continually support her own stereotype. I want her to be the underdog, but she’s missing the under.

  5. Time for John Goodman to step in and break his foot off in her ass.

  6. havoc

    She’s not funny.

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  7. Randal

    Roseanne, there’s a thing about you that I really like and many others probably do but don’t say it.

    You speak your mind. You’re honest. What’s funny is that so many people want honesty but when they hear it, they cringe.

    Keep doing what you’re doing because you’re great at doing it and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

    Randal

  8. Uncle Eccoli

    Sandy buttcrack? What does that even mean?

  9. rough daddy

    of course,,,i mean for what ever it is, or what ever purpose brangelina are adopting those freaking kids its still a good deed…

  10. Frank Rizzo

    Well, I asked for this after the Chris Kattan post… sorry y’all.

  11. Ferdinand Narcos

    Roseanne is the one celebrity I would like to know.She speaks truth to power motherfuckers!!!

  12. Truth teller

    I’d hit it.

  13. Barak Obama

    Alex, that was priceless!

    That said, this snatch would jump at the chance to be relevant again. Then would she blog about how much she is supposed to hate her vile self?

  14. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    I would rather lick elizabeth hasselbecks unwiped anus than rosanne barr’s sandy buttcrack. I think it is sandy because she lives under the train trestles down by the beach. She did not invest well.

  15. she is one hot mama. It isn’t day backwards is it?

  16. Nicodemo Scarfo

    The angry rantings of a fat old sack of manure. When your career is dead, just start throwing out political attacks to get some attention

  17. good stuff

    I love this woman more every day. Who cares what she looks like she speaks the truth. I don’t want to marry her or any other celeb so what the fuck do I care what they look like, anyone who can say what has fucking needed to be said for years and call out a fellow celebrity as the fucking piece of shit they are is gold in my books. I don’t like the back peddling though, Rosie just fucking trash them and don’t look back.

  18. NY Ted

    @ 12

    I’d kill it…!

  19. nicki

    Truly, why is she so mad about their donations. My heck, children are benifiting from their willingness to donate. Why argue that fact when I am sure some millionaires do not even fork out a dime to charity! I am sure glad that Angelina and Brad are willing to part with their money. I am so poor right now that if I had that kind of money, I do not know if I could part with even half as much as they did! Thank you Brad and Angie…for being examples we can all learn from!!!!

  20. Diana

    She’s totally not funny. Wow, Roseanne sure has gotten nastier in her old age. It’s none of her business who Angelina like. It’s not like Rosanne’s going to influence her vote or anyone elses. Most certainly not mine.

  21. roop

    Randal, go fuck yourself. All this cunt did was shit all over people, if that’s your idea of a “you-go-girl” moment. I wonder if your faggot ass would like it if she made a bunch of true but UN-PC comments about things you like…like gerbils, and AIDS. Fucking faggot…

    Have you had enough of your “you-go-girl” hypocrisy yet?

  22. Danklin24

    Holy fuck-shit, i want whatever this beast is on. You really know a person has no life when they sit at their computers and look up long sophisticated words on dictionary.com yet still use them out of correct context. Keep eating that KFC Rosanne. You and Britney are in contention for the fat and greasy olympics.

  23. JR

    Roseanne has many skeletons in the closet, and I don’t think she would want them to come out. This is stated because it can be backed up!

  24. Mick

    Fucking washed up psycho bitch. Thats the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that photo. I’m sure she’s totally cool and normal though, yeah thats it, totally cool and normal.

  25. Pixie

    Actually, what she is saying is pretty spot on.

  26. Randal

    You go girl!!! Woooooooooohooooooooo!!!

    Randal

  27. Randal Sux

    Hey dicksuk, are you able to say anything other than mindless ass kissing nonsense?
    You like people who say whatever they feel like saying? Do you know what good manners are? Of course not. You wouldn’t be sucking another guy’s cock if you did because it’s plain Fagotry and immoral you deformed flaming faggot!
    Roseanne is a fat nasty cunt and her old show was all about her being a fat nasty cunt.
    I hope she dies like Mama Cass choking on a sub sandwhich snack late one night while on the toilet masturbating her flappy sticky dripping hairy twat sack.

  28. kevTHA

    who the fuck is this dumb cunt and why should we care about her menopause induced ramblings? LAME!

  29. Alyssa

    AHHAHAHAHHA Randal is hilarious!!!
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    .INTERNETS ARGUMENTS ALL OVER AGAIN! ROFL!!!!11one!!!
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  30. Alyssa

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    VOTE OBAMA! he’ll chaneg everything, he promises! Or Vote McCain, he’ll do it too and capture the terrorists so you can keep being Brangeloonies !

    It’s not as though America is going to be Broke and everyone will lose their homes! That’s silly, you’re the most powerful country in the world!!

    None of you will vote anyways.. you’re all hanging out here instead of visiting election websites.

    U-S-A!

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  31. lori

    Love ya, Roseanne. Keep speaking the truth. Don’t let the assholes get you down!

  32. CJ

    Ohhhhhhhh….is RB missing the media coverage for herself? She hates them…she needs them…she thinks they stink…where the hell are they? She is what she is ranting about…the hack!!! Railing about the very thing she’s milking again!!! What a hazzzzzzzzbeen.

  33. Englishgirl

    I think she is good!! Refreshing
    THESUPERFICIAL guy is the only funny, not to be a sycophant but this guy actually as talent at being funny instead of just insulting people like fattybagsperez
    I EVEN like the bikini posts! Kindof.

  34. Scabbeus

    RB is a repulsive, stupid, vulgar, nasty, fat, piece of shit! She speaks the truth? IF you believe this skank – shoot yourself.

  35. Scabbeus

    RB is a repulsive, stupid, vulgar, nasty, fat, piece of shit! She speaks the truth? IF you believe what this skank is garbling do us all a favor – shoot yourself.

  36. Chelle

    It would be sad to be that old and still be such an idiot. I mean, you expect your grandma to have some dignity and class that old age and life experience has conferred upon her.

  37. MOOOooooooooooooooooo

    Fat ugly slob. What more could you expect from this piece of trash. Her show was boring and lacked in any creativity. Her star spangle rendition was disrespectful indicative once more of an impoverished mind. Anyone can be controversial. She offers nothing and I bet she sports one deep smelly and hairy camel toe.

    Rosy’s Giant Camel Toe

  38. drew

    It is said She is a hot blogger at richromances.com where many people view her blog and debate under every topic she created.

  39. Crackpot Granny for Prez

  40. drew

    Hey guys, did you know that you can see dozens of pictures of Randal fucking my ass at Richromances.com!

  41. Hey Fish, here’s a tip: If ya weren’t such a drunken lazy piece of shit, then maybe you could get some crazy sandy buttcrack, but what do I know…I been drinkin…

  42. James Summers

    Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants her firm butt whipped by a dominant Black woman? I know we aren’t supposed to admit when weird stuff turns us on but DEAR GOD THAT’S HOT

  43. Mack

    No, some real crazy shit that everyone should know is at:

  44. Mack

    Roseanne and Angelina are both crazy, but to see really insane craziness, go to YouTube.com and type in “Obama Infanticide” and see what a sick person he REALLY is. You can’t make stuff like that up!

  45. vera

    nicki…..
    “My heck”??!!??

  46. Danklin24

    Who the fuck is Elizabeth Hassleberg? Jesus, if you’re going to go out of your way to mention someone in your nonsense blog at least get names right.

  47. sharpeidude

    She misses Tom Arnold.

  48. foxy comes with free installation

    Randal – normally you shit me to tears but i have to admire your guts on this one. And I agree with you.
    NO.30 – I sincerely hope you are taking the piss with your optimism because you must know that America is seriously in the shit and no amount of chanting will change that.

  49. …………………..SHE LIVES CURRENTLY IN AMERICA?

  50. Rant

    This chick has not mattered since 1988, and even then who gave a shit?

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