Roseanne Barr goes on insane offense against Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt (Is it Crazy Day?)

August 18th, 2008 // 162 Comments

Roseanne Barr must’ve decided she wanted to feel relevant this weekend and posted an entry on her blog attacking Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I’ll give kudos to Roseanne for calling Glenn Beck a “used tampon” before she dives completely off the deep end in an ultra-liberal rant that makes Rosie O’Donnell look like Rush Limbaugh. I’m, of course, talking politically and not physically because, until last week, I swore they were twins:

[Jon Voight] is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth. glen beck and jon voight are their bitches… both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately! jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).

Wow. Somebody’s going through the change. Did she just attack Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for providing a home to poor underprivileged children? Yeah, these two are clearly diabolical. I bet next they’ll build a hospital for AIDS victims. God, what a pair of assholes. If only some heroic comedian that everyone assumed was dead would lambaste them on her blog. Oh, wait.

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  1. mer

    Poor Angelina. Her life is rough.

  2. msallied

    I wonder what that fat cunt has ever done for humanity. Seeing as how she has yet to kill herself, I’d say she’s done absolutely nothing.

  3. Daniel

    I’ve always liked Roseanne

  4. Jim

    Once again, Roseanne is ugly-honest and people can’t handle it. Just wait for all the comments on how physically unattractive she is, instead of how she was correct about both the right (Voight) and the left (Jolie/Pitt).

  5. mimi

    ROSIE ROCKS and FISH-GUTZ SUKS!

  6. kris

    nice dress

  7. syn

    Who cares what this irrelevent bitch has to say? Agree with them or not, at least Beck and Voight come from a more articulate and well-thought-out position than Barr’s “used tampon” platform. Useless hag.

  8. Dale S.

    She writes like an angry 14 year old girl – Could she even form a cohesive sentence if she tried?

  9. rough daddy

    how does she find time between meals? and which one of her personalities is this?

  10. Rachel

    Actually I agree with her on both counts. If you admire either Voight-Beck or Pitt-Jolie, you’ve got serious mental problems.

  11. Jay

    Roseanne, one of the angriest and ugliest persons on the face of the planet. She really needs to worry about herself more and stop showing the world what kind of uninformed, low-class idiot she is.

  12. Christopher

    Wellll…unfortunately she’s not far from the mark. She understands what is happening behind the scenes in world events, and has the guts to say it. Annoying? Yes. Is she right? Oh, yeah.

  13. i love mer

    How come celebrities always come off as unibomber-crazy when they post in their “personal blogs”? There’s very little excuse – it’s not an interview or a live tv appearance. They have all the time they need to rethink and edit their entry before putting it out there for the world to see.

    Roseanne just comes off as angry and a little loony. Consider the same point being made by someone with eloquent writing abilities. She’s honest, and that’s fantastic, but she needs to be intelligent about it too, or people are just gonna chalk it up to a hollywood catfight.

  14. Roger

    Voight and Beck are mouthpieces, nothing more. Anybody who listens to them is a moronic follower.

  15. buck

    That cements it….if crazy ass roseanne barr is supporting Obama then we all know something is wrong with him. Didn’t think a celebrity could sway my vote but it has happened…McCain all the way!!!!

  16. Smile

    Roseanne is my hero!!! At least someone has guts to say it like it is.

  17. Glenn Beck fan

    8 years of hate, death, crashing economy, and ordinary folks losing their houses – YES PLEASE, GIVE US 8 MORE YEARS! VOTE MCCAIN! IT’S UNAMERICAN TO DO OTHERWISE! MAKE SURE YOU SHOUT OR YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY LISTEN AND LEARN!

  18. mimi luvs Amy (so there you have it)

    Darling you are the worst whore on this site. Off with yeh!
    Brad and Angie of nothing else are certainly doing more to help others than I would imagine any of us here.
    Hollywood is garbage and yeah there movies are that but they give back.

    Hey “mims”, how’s your cunt Amy doing today? Has she shaved that sewer slit recently or are the cunt bumps still infected?

  19. Shar

    Folks, I guarantee Rosie did not write this piece. How do I know this???
    She could not put a complete sentence together if her life depended on it.
    ‘”vacuous hubby” – does this sound like something coming out of Rosie!!!!!Absolutely not. Let’s move on to something more interesting. She had her
    fame, not sure why but its over.

  20. Mo

    Me: When she can spell, use proper grammar and capitalization? Then perhaps I’ll care what she has to say.

    Some Crazy Liberal: Does that defeat her message!?!?!

    Me: Why… yes, yes it does.

  21. Vince Lombardi

    How can I take seriously anything from a woman you sings the “Star Mangled Banner” like her:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrFW2aYHVR8

  22. Vince Lombardi

    How can I take seriously anything from a woman who sings the “Star Mangled Banner” like her:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrFW2aYHVR8

  23. Mr. Monkey Pants

    Wait, hang on. . .Roseann is still alive?? I thought she ate herself to death, a la Pizza the Hutt!

  24. Jo Smo

    paste this in your browser, rosie. you cow.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKFKGrmsBDk

  25. Conservatives hate American Constitution

    I love how the radical right is now dumping on the rest of us. If you run counter to their Neo-Nazi agenda of war and debt then you are now labeled an extremist.
    Empty rhetoric same old same old that has caused our nation to literally crumble before our very eyes and asswipes like Beck who is nothing more than a shill do nothing more than defend their impotence and assail those who disagree with stupidity.
    We are in deep doo doo here folks.

  26. John McCain

    “In the 21st century, nations don’t invade other nations.”

    No, seriously, that’s what I said! And then I tried to argue that US-Iraq wasn’t an invasion. And a little later I said we need to defend Georgia against Russia because Georgia because Georgia is one of the earliest CHRISTIAN nations. No, really, I said all that in just the last week!!! Psychosis or dementia, you tell me! You so crazy – I so crazy! Vote McCain!

  27. Roseanne Baar is a fool

    16 – tell it like it is??
    She is just a fat jealous slob who is grossly immature. She would rather Angelina and Brad not give any money?? Rather them not save children from starvation, poverty and child prostitution?
    You are an idiot.

  28. Vote McCain

    Hard to believe the right wing radicals are so lame and without morals that all they can offer up is this senile asshole that admits he has not clue about economics at a time when our economy has deteriotated (I am kidding debt creates wealth for the debtors idiots).

  29. ramalamadingdong

    #17. you, sir, are an idiot. if the terrorists had bombed your precious california, you would be the first one ready to fight. fuck the terrorists, fuck the middle east. nuke that shit and turn it into a wal mart. i definitely want 8 more years. hopefully those duoche nozzles will learn their lesson and leave their sorry dune coon asses in the desert.

  30. rough daddy

    so if you make violent movies you cant give to children? well thats one way to stay relevant rosie great job..

  31. Eric

    For all his vast crowds and college-campus mania, Obama continues to strike out, completely, with people 65+, and there’s no sign that will change before the election. The old people are going to turn out in their usual huge numbers and elect McCain. In terms of politics, young people and minorities are always all talk, no action. For Obama to win, young people and minorities (especially blacks) will have to stop talking bs for 5 minutes and go VOTE, in record numbers. They won’t. They never do. By themselves, they could have elected Kerry, but they didn’t turn out in any higher proportion than the rest of the population (turnout was high acrros the board). The only way Obama wins is by forfeit (conservatives unable to vote for McCain and refraining from voting).

    McCain’s an interesting guy and has had quite a life of sacrifice and service to the country. Too bad it’s not 8 years ago, because he’s obviously showing signs of dementia now. He’s going to be a flaky president.

  32. Jennifer

    @20: From your post, I’ll assume that you’re somewhat on the “right” side of the political spectrum? And not a “liberal?”

    Did you, or people in your respective camp, care about what Bush Jr. had to say? I’m just wondering, because the man often came (and comes off) as being entirely too close to being illiterate. Especially considering that he’s the President, and Barr is just a regular person who managed to create a living for herself through being a “straight-shooting,” and vaguely amusing, liar? I’m sorry, actress.

    Regardless, I remember people…again, I’m assuming these were the non-crazy, non-liberals…repeatedly defending Bush Jr.’s messages and underlying “principles” even though he didn’t sound as professionally polished/trained as he needed to.

    Do you have any ideas as to why this type selective grammarian judgment would’ve happened? Not saying I don’t agree with your point that Barr needed to write more coherently, but that’s because I’m a snot as far as those things are concerned, anyway.

  33. #29 just finished 8th grade!

    I hope you are no older than 12 or 13 son. If your really think with our intelligence matrix and the fact that the airline highjackers were well known AND half of them set off alarms in the Airports AND builiding #7 AND Rumsfeld slipping twice about the missile hitting the pentagon AND the lovely way the buildings fell and the advance knowledge of their falling and on and on and on if not you are a moron.
    With all the right wing propaganda assaulting the average (dumb) Joe out there and the abysmal lack of critical thinking in this country I am not surprised.

    Ummmm maybe if we got out of the middle east and did not have a Israel uber Alles policy they would not hate us so much. Are you aware of the last century of middle eastern history? I would again imagine not.

    So…Vote McCain to bring us closer to Marshall Law and a return to the “natural” (I believe this is so) Feudal System!!!

    God and Jesus Bless the Elites and Trialateralists and Bilderbergers and Freemasons and Illuminati!!!! Oh and the Neocons (cons all right) and Glenn Beck and Rushie and all those cool guys on the right with tough talk!!!!

  34. norton

    Wait… who’s vacuous? Right, a “comedian” known for her whiny standup routine, foul mouth, plastic surgery and incredibly annoying rendition of the national anthem railing on whomever.

    You can go back to your pathetic life now Roseanne you clearly untalented bag of shit.

  35. Fox News 4EVA!!!!

    Did you see that Iraq is accumulating an $80 billion surplus (due to the spike in oil prices)? Meanwhile, the U.S. has spent $600 billion on Iraq since 2003. See? It’s all about ensuring future financial security by generating huge debts and deficits, by whatever means possible. Too bad the Obamoberalerrists are too busy trying to tax and spend to take a moment and understand this basic principle.

  36. thatsfckingross

    #17 stfu learn a few things before you start spouting off about politics. hating on bush has become a fuckin trend and is starting to piss me off.

    ramalamadingdong you are awesome… i think we are safe from sarah today unless… maybe # 17 is sarah

  37. Alyssa

    HA HA HA

    she’s right! Too bad it wasn’t Michelle Obama saying this, that would have been AWESOME

    Jolie is done – MEGAN FOX is Jolie 2.0 – Hotter, younger, adn not bat-shit crazy

  38. I fucking love Rosanne

    Are you fucking kidding me I fucking love this woman. EVERYTHING she said is true. So what if she’s ugly and Angelina and Brad have attractive shells that hide their inner hell fire and demon lava. So many idiots who have grown up around nothing but hideousness confuse outer attractiveness with value. Have you morons not seen a pretty girl before? Big fucking deal there are plenty of hot chicks and attractive men, these pretencious a-holes are beyond overated. Veingy is a fucking hypocritical bitch and her husband is just to stupid to know any better. Voights is a fucking classlessand sheltered looser. ACCEPT IT.

    Rosanne I don’t care how old and fat you are, I love you.

  39. Bob

    The Left has run out of arguments, they best they ever had lasted 30 seconds before it brought up the ‘war’, and continues to fall back on the standard line of I’m angry.

    Yes, lack of self care, the missing desire to even use the English language as it should be, and the missing plan to solve the problems really inspire me to your side.

    Perhaps I will ‘evolve’ to your state of mind where reality, education, decency, finance, and fitness no longer matter. Until then I’ll be a mindless person that you can label and attack to suit your rants while you live in your Utopian world where everything is someone else’s fault.

  40. applause

    She’s fucking right and you all know it. It’s just that here on the superficial ugly people are not allowed to have opinions, well except 90% of the commenters.

    Now shut your holes and listen to what she is saying.

  41. Gus

    #36 – “learn a few things”? So, we’re not in a recession/depression, huge numbers of people haven’t lost their homes due to foreclosure, and we haven’t lost a ton of lives and limbs and money in Iraq (to stop al Qaeda? really? you believe that? say…I’ve got this real estate, great deal, really low price, but you have to buy today, right now, during this phone call…oh, seriously, you’re interested? Great! I assume you’re voting Republican again, right?).

  42. Big Bad Johnny

    I listened to what she said, and my opinion of her hasn’t changed the least.

    She is a dried-up ex-whore (read her biography — she admits to have turned tricks in her younger days to what must have been really desperate and drunk men), whose 15 minutes of fames was over years ago. She is so desperate for any attention at all that she rants like a freaking idiot.

    While I don’t agree wih Jon Voigt, I respect his right to say what he wants. It sure sounds a lot saner than what Roseann spews. And Brad and Angie do way more good than most Hollyweird elitisits. Gee, I wonder what % of Roseann’s income has gone to charity. Oh wait, she would have to have had an income. But nobody is paying for her idiocy these days. And the last I checked, her spawn is totally useless.

    What a talentless skank!!!!!!!!

  43. Alyssa

    YES, ROSEANNE, YES!!

    FREE THE RAGE!

    Angelina HOlie And Douchbage Pitt are clinacally retarded….

    Dont even get me started on Brad Pitt, trying to re-build houses in New Orleans EXACTLY where they were flooded out before – BELOW SEE LEVEL HAHAHAHHA oh shit dog,

    I love america, you’re all BROKE AS SHIT and you still quibble over crap like this

  44. Alyssa

    YES, ROSEANNE, YES!!

    FREE THE RAGE!

    Angelina HOlie And Douchbage Pitt are clinacally retarded….

    Dont even get me started on Brad Pitt, trying to re-build houses in New Orleans EXACTLY where they were flooded out before – BELOW SEE LEVEL HAHAHAHHA oh shit dog,

    I love america, you’re all BROKE AS SHIT and you still quibble over crap like this

  45. We are in trouble deep deep trouble

    I actually know 2 right wing wack jobs and they both like Dubya! They believe in the wars, feel we should nuke the middle east, hate minorites, think global warming is a farce, have no respect for the environment,etc.
    I have come to the conclusion that this type of person is responsible for all of our probelms on this earth. Problem is there are just too many of them to get rid of. Or is it a problem.????

  46. iamright

    Liberals are so angry. It makes me laugh.= like this…

    ha…ha…ha….ha….ha…HAH

  47. jennifer_hammond

    I actually agree with what she said.

  48. Barak Obama

    Fucking white trash Rosie spying on me in my loin cloth.

    The only person more liberal than McCain is Obama. Sure go ahead and vote for obama. See where the economy and the price of gas will be in 2-4 years. If we last that long. You might as well just sign every dollar of your paycheck over the the fed’s if he wins. That and open the border with mexico.

    Can anyone name ONE piece of legislation that obama has put forth as a Senator? Please, just one…..I’ll wait.

  49. let's learn the lingo

    “elitist” = anybody who DIDN’T list Texas History and Woodshop as their two favorite classes in school.

  50. Bob

    #45. Yes, I have to agree with you. The problem certainly isn’t you or the people like you. 100% of the blame lies with those unlike you. Those that don’t meet your high moral and ethical standards should surely be killed off. Since you know two of them, why haven’t you already taken care of them yourself?

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