Rosario Dawson in a bikini holding a garden hose. I can’t think of a better summertime memory. It kind of reminds me of that sweltering August when I opened a “Lemonade and Lap Dance” stand. I was doing pretty well until the cops shut me down. To this day I still believe my mom tipped them off after dad came home smelling like Country Time and skeez. Too bad they couldn’t arrest an eight-year-old. But they could send me to military school after giving my Nintendo to orphans while I cried in the back seat of the station wagon. Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah, Rosario Dawson is awkwardly hot.
Photos: INFdaily.com
sillysalamander | July 18, 2008 at 1:31 pm
First Mother Bitches!!!!
Boooyah!!!!
sillysalamander | July 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm
second!!!! suck on that!!!
granada | July 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm
It looks like her little legs are carrying an awfully heavy load. Hey, at least she looks happy..
Jones | July 18, 2008 at 1:33 pm
NOMNOMNOMNOM I’d eat that like Cookie Monster….
Zany13 | July 18, 2008 at 1:33 pm
FIRST!
wow the last picture is pretty gruesome!
Claire Danes | July 18, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Now here’s a darkie who’s really been hitting the barbecue this summer!
Racer X | July 18, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Tig-ol’-bitties
veggi | July 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm
The little boy next to her is thinking “I’m going to use this stick to scare away that monster!”
Matt | July 18, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Nice rack!
FRIST!!! | July 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm
See? Fat people ARE jolly!
Karen | July 18, 2008 at 1:38 pm
So when’s she due?
BigJim | July 18, 2008 at 1:42 pm
She’s washing my BigJim jism out of her hair.
fun fact | July 18, 2008 at 1:43 pm
8 and 10
the veggi and FRIST trolls are really retarded!
Peter | July 18, 2008 at 1:45 pm
So, in about a day or so we’ll hear that she’s preparing for an upcoming movie where she plays a fat chick. Then some weeks from now she’ll show up in a very public setting in a bikini looking slim and fit, and her rep will say that the movie deal didn’t work out.
sierra | July 18, 2008 at 1:45 pm
kid in pic #3 looks a little too excited.
Erica | July 18, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Pretty sturdy for a plastic chair.
veggi | July 18, 2008 at 1:48 pm
She’d be “awkwardly hot” if this was a plumper page with 3 10-second clips to download.
skip | July 18, 2008 at 1:51 pm
There was a time, a time before cable. When
the local anchormanthis website reigned supreme. When people believed everything theyheard on TVread on the fish. This was an age when onlymen were allowed to read the newsfunny people were allowed to post.That was a lot of work. Strike strike strike!!
skip | July 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm
that didn’t work. just like me
Ang | July 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Well this should work just fine as the “Before” pictures…
Annie Nonymous | July 18, 2008 at 1:55 pm
You people are morons. She looks incredible.
Us people | July 18, 2008 at 1:57 pm
She looks incredibly fat.
emily | July 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
if this is fat, i want to be fat.
pistola | July 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm
she has a thick waist, but she is beautiful.
and she’s NOT a typical hollywood douche… a respectable actress, if u will.
pete | July 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Thank you for these pictures!!!!!!!!!! I had totally forgotten to feed my potbellied pig.
dude_on | July 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Can we get the old chick back from yesterday? Maybe bending over?
Typically I have a good deal of tolerance for any chick in a bikini with a water hose but this isn’t doing it. Maybe the old chick could rinse off her hooters or something… oh and leave the kids in the car – with the windows down of course – I’m not some sick freak.
britney's weave | July 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm
the kid’s face in pic three is priceless.
20-20 vision | July 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I suppose we can debate whether she’s fat (hint: she’s fat), but “beautiful”? Did ya see that last picture? So now “incredible” and “beautiful” = a gargoyle who’s put on a lot of weight. Ok, sure…when did this site start cross-linking to oprah.com?
Sportsdvl | July 18, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Great rack, butter face!
And no, she isn’t fat though we’ll have a 100 posts that say she is. But, her face is friggin’ fugly!
don | July 18, 2008 at 2:07 pm
#24 pistola. WTF are you talking about? respectable actress?? that dumb bitch was in the slammer for DUI numbnuts.
Susan | July 18, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Clearly she’s been drinking the high-calorie beverages.
Nancy | July 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Any chef will tell you that the dark meat is always fatty.
free lily | July 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm
she can hold my hose
hunior89 | July 18, 2008 at 2:15 pm
All you homos saying Rosario is fat need to get cancer and die. Go screw an eight year old by already!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I’d love to lose a contact in her cleavage… then have to fish it out.
What? | July 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm
lol its funny how losers will say anyone is fat… She is a healthy average weight, has an amazing rack and is definitly not a butta face though I do agree she isn’t quite as cute as she was early in her career… plus who can watch that nude scene in Alexander and not pitch a tent.. well except for the gay guys on this board that call every woman fat
jay | July 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm
#34 why don’t you hit a treadmill for like 10 hours a day.
veggi | July 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Actually, “lol its funny how” the fattie-defenders always arrive a little bit later in the comment thread. Gotta grab those cupcakes and a couple bottle of grape soda first, and THEN sit down (chair goes creak-creak-CREAK) to write a comment.
blahblah | July 18, 2008 at 2:20 pm
That is one happy kid!
The Southsider | July 18, 2008 at 2:24 pm
@36
I was just about to mention that. Its become a game with me to look at messages and see who these faggots DONT see as being fat. I think it may be jealousy that THEY cant have a woman this hot in thier lives.
Sheva | July 18, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I like her as she comes across as real. She may not be the small waisted type I like but respeck!
The shot of her from the back shows nothing but goodness. She’s solid.
Barak Obama | July 18, 2008 at 2:25 pm
That kid in pic 3 is laughing because he knows his moms tits aren’t that nice.
Where the hell is Randal?
NY Ted | July 18, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Goodness gracious…she has BIG TITS…!!
I’d slap those against my head like soccer balls in a clothes dryer…!!!
super ugly | July 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm
seriously… shes fat???? you guys are all high on carbon monoxide fumes… everyone of you little internet goblins should post pictures of you and your incredibly sexy mate…if you even have one. I would love the chance to pick apart every thing thats wrong with you, which would be ALOT… Rosario is GORGEOUS, so go back to your pathetic call center job, secretary at a car dealership or selling clothes in a mall…its one thing to pick on britney, jessica, and the dumb doorknobs from the Hills, but Rosario isn’t out there trying to have some douche snap pictures of her from the roof of some cabana…
UGLY
Ted Mosby | July 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I bet those kids around her were furiously wacking off.
dude | July 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Cue enormous, obligatory dipsute thread re: body size.
For previous threads, we have 283 of them re: Every celeb in a bikini.
Trover | July 18, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I dig her. Sure, she doesn’t have a porn star body, except for her ginormous titties, but she is just hawt. I mean, stunningly hawt. If I could motor boat her, then have my way, I;d hit it 7 days a week and twice on Sunday. Cuz she is that hawt.
Sam | July 18, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I love how the fat-defenders use all-caps a lot (or even, #44, “ALOT”). Even their typing is over-sized.
veggi | July 18, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’m changing my ways. I hate being racist. I hate myself
1. All races are created equal
No genetic data has ever shown that one group of people is inherently superior to another. Equality is a moral value central to the idea of human rights; discrimination against any group should never be tolerated.
2. An Argentinian and an Australian are more likely to have differences in their DNA than two Argentinians
Groups of human beings have moved around throughout history. Those that share the same culture, language or location tend to have different genetic variations than other groups. This is becoming less true, though, as populations mix.
3. A person’s history isn’t written only in his or her genes
Everyone’s genetic material carries a useful, though incomplete, map of his or her ancestors’ travels. Studies looking for health disparities between individuals shouldn’t rely solely on this identity. They should also consider a person’s cultural background.
4: Members of the same race may have different underlying genetics
Social definitions of what it means to be “Hispanic” or “black” have changed over time. People who claim the same race may actually have very different genetic histories.
5. Both nature and nurture play important parts in our behaviors and abilities
Trying to use genetic differences between groups to show differences in intelligence, violent behaviors or the ability to throw a ball is an oversimplification of much more complicated interactions between genetics and environment.
6. Researchers should be careful about using racial groups when designing experiments
When scientists decide to divide their subjects into groups based on ethnicity, they need to be clear about why and how these divisions are made to avoid contributing to stereotypes.
7. Medicine should focus on the individual, not the race
Although some diseases are connected to genetic markers, these markers tend to be found in many different racial groups. Overemphasising genetics may promote racist views or focus attention on a group when it should be on the individual.
8. The study of genetics requires cooperation between experts in many different fields
Human disease is the product of a mishmash of factors: genetic, cultural, economic and behavioral. Interdisciplinary efforts that involve the social sciences are more likely to be successful.
9. Oversimplified science feeds popular misconceptions
Policy makers should be careful about simplifying and politicising scientific data. When presenting science to the public, the media should address the limitations of race-related research.
10. Genetics 101 should include a history of racism
Any high school or college student learning about genetics should also learn about misguided attempts in the past to use science to justify racism. New textbooks should be developed for this purpose.
The Stanford group didn’t always agree when coming up with these ideas. Predictably enough, the biomedical scientists tended to think of race in neutral, clinical terms; the social scientists and scholars of the humanities argued that concepts of race cannot be washed clean of their cultural and historical legacies.
But both groups, according to the letter, recognise the power of the gene in the public imagination and the historical dangers of its misrepresentation as deterministic and immutable.
everybody | July 18, 2008 at 2:42 pm
#49 – veggi troll – even if it’s well intentioned, your cut-and-paste tripe is a buzzkill on this site and will only make people annoyed that they have to scroll past it.