I’ll only watch a movie if the female stars agree to pose naked wearing nothing but bullets. This is especially true if the movie stars Rosie O’Donnell and Kathy Bates. And by especially true I mean not true at all. Because that would be the day all the penises on Earth died.
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TheRanchTooth | April 6, 2007 at 8:08 am
First bitches!!!
jazzdrummer420 | April 6, 2007 at 8:11 am
Did she let her co-stars wear the same color bullets???
jazzdrummer420 | April 6, 2007 at 8:12 am
They are both smoking though
catmando | April 6, 2007 at 8:15 am
I am the walrus.
glitterpoodle | April 6, 2007 at 8:15 am
Meeooww.
BarbadoSlim | April 6, 2007 at 8:16 am
Great going there Picasso you managed to make two semi-attractive relatively unknown actresses into total trannies. Rolling Stone must be proud.
ponk | April 6, 2007 at 8:18 am
judging by comments 1 – 5, it looks like school was out for good friday today. Better not post any NSFW pics.
Fifth Stooge | April 6, 2007 at 8:19 am
Is Rose wearing her machine gun appendage in the photo?
jazzdrummer420 | April 6, 2007 at 8:21 am
@ponk #7
Do you not pay attention here?
Reference to her red dress shenanigans at the premiere?
Duckie | April 6, 2007 at 8:24 am
Wow, they really DO look like transvestites for some reason!
Whatever.
I’d still raw-dog it.
*boner goes thud*
TheRanchTooth | April 6, 2007 at 8:24 am
#7- Judging from your comment you’re an unfunny piece of shit. Go back to bed asshole.
LadyJane | April 6, 2007 at 8:26 am
Pfffft… bullet bras and bullet panties are sooo 2006.
N@ughty | April 6, 2007 at 8:26 am
i’d do them…wait, im a girl. never mind. I’ll do that guy from “A Cinderella Story” instead. he looks desparate enough.
LadyJane | April 6, 2007 at 8:27 am
Hey, I’m a girl too. I’d let them do me.
LadyJane | April 6, 2007 at 8:27 am
While my hubby filmed it, of course.
amaritimer | April 6, 2007 at 8:27 am
You have to be a fag to not think these two look amazing! =) I’d even take up carpet munching for these two! (My husband would sell the pictures to the Fish for all of you people)
amaritimer | April 6, 2007 at 8:28 am
lol@ 15, great minds think alike!
N@ughty | April 6, 2007 at 8:29 am
@15 LadyJane if your husband would be willing to film you with both of those trannies, hell i’d join you myself…only to become a raging alcolic porn star that gets attention from falling out in public and slurring my words like Courtney Love. lol
TheRanchTooth | April 6, 2007 at 8:34 am
#11 – HEY!!!! That’s not me..
Stay out my account dickwad!!!
I’m changing my password now…
N@ughty | April 6, 2007 at 8:35 am
#16 and i will be the FIRST one to comment saying “well, amaritimer looks amazing but…who are these guys?”
combustion8 | April 6, 2007 at 8:36 am
Rosario=butterface
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 8:37 am
I wouldn’t want an orgy with these chicks. She’d get excited and that fucking machine gun would go ballistic. Tragedy would inevitably ensue.
Jimbo | April 6, 2007 at 8:44 am
So if they did not have the machine guns you would think about it Veggi??? Nice:)
lambman | April 6, 2007 at 8:48 am
Go Rose! I like both of these actresses so much, I can’t wait to get off work and run to see Grindhouse with my buddies!
TheRanchTooth | April 6, 2007 at 8:49 am
what did you change it to?
lambman | April 6, 2007 at 8:49 am
ps – Only hosting the whole image on another site is a not so clever way of tricking me into viewing the appalingly lame “iwatchstuff.com”
schack | April 6, 2007 at 8:52 am
YAWN
schack | April 6, 2007 at 8:54 am
who are you really?
Jimbo | April 6, 2007 at 8:55 am
Did we wake you Schack?
schack | April 6, 2007 at 8:55 am
hardly
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 9:01 am
didn’t britney stain her shirt or something? now, THATS a story…. you know schack, yawns are contagious. Gracias.
ponk | April 6, 2007 at 9:05 am
jazzdrummer #2. ok i give you credit for that one. it was mostly 4 & 5 that concerned me. It wasn’t a very promising start.
Jillia | April 6, 2007 at 9:08 am
Both are very beautiful women, so i’m not trying to hate, but yea, something just looks off in that picture… I think, #6 is right, definitely trannies.
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 9:26 am
Mantastic!
sympathee | April 6, 2007 at 9:33 am
eh.. pretty hot.
jazzdrummer420 | April 6, 2007 at 9:39 am
no worries ponk #32
DrPhowstus | April 6, 2007 at 9:59 am
Dear Mr. Fish,
Please stop stealin’ yo shit from Yeeeah. I mean one or two things, fine. But back to back stories? And at least two from yesterday? I expect more from your, fish face. Are the highschoolers writing here too now? Please remedy. Many thanks.
Regards,
Dr Phowstus
p.s. At least show LL topless. Thanks.
Spindoc | April 6, 2007 at 10:09 am
Can’t wait to see this movie. I don’t think they look like Trannies so much as the Make-up artists at ROLLING STONE gave them the “Whore Make-Up” that they keep in their special “Whore Closet” right next to the “Whore Sack Lunch” and the “Whore Bottled Water”
DrPhowstus | April 6, 2007 at 10:18 am
@38 — I have the “Whore Lotion Dispenser” located behind my zipper. It just has to be pumped a couple of dozen times to get anything from it.
Thanks for being funny Spin. There are so few funny people left here.
23apples | April 6, 2007 at 10:19 am
OK – Rosario Dawson has a man’s face. Always. Not just this picture, even though it makes her look worse than usual.
Not a big fan of Rose McGowan.. and this picture makes me less of a fan. Why did Rolling Stone do such horrible things to these girls?
TheRanchTooth | April 6, 2007 at 10:20 am
#25 – I changed it to assclown
wedgeone | April 6, 2007 at 10:20 am
Well, Rose’s right eye still looks a bit wonky from that accident, to the point where she’s looking only over both of my shoulders instead of in the face. I keep waiting for them to straighten out.
Now when do the full nude pics surface on the ‘net?
I wouldn’t kick them out of bed unless they were better on the floor. At least they’re not reeking of skank like today’s LiLo and Britney posts.
wedgeone | April 6, 2007 at 10:23 am
Sorry – bad edit. Scratch the “only” from my post.
One last question: is Rose’s forehead looking large in this pic, or am I imagining it?
flavio | April 6, 2007 at 10:24 am
um, ok, i’d like to see some pics of the fugly ass losers who are trying to say these two look bad. seriously, shut the fuck up! what a hot pic! their asses are touching, and each of their asses must be really excited about what a hot ass it gets to rub against. and then me gets excited too, ooooo
danielle | April 6, 2007 at 10:27 am
Rose looks hot but there’s nothing special about Rosario!
anothershityear | April 6, 2007 at 10:38 am
Rose : hot
Rosario : not
rrd | April 6, 2007 at 10:51 am
pretty bad make-up for a Cover shot
LoneWolf | April 6, 2007 at 10:58 am
RS used to be so anti-establishment that it bordered on the subversive. Damn sell-outs.
The foregoing was written under a black light while wearing a tie-dyed t-shirt and headband, and listening to a Jefferson Airplane album on the record player. Peace, man. Don’t trust anyone over 30.
Oh, and I have a sick feeling that Grindhouse is going to do for Rose McGowan what Pulp Fiction did for John Travolta. That bastard was almost completely gone. Damn you, Tarantino! Damn to hell!
kristynn | April 6, 2007 at 11:02 am
it looks a little like rose wanted to keep nudging rosario farther and farther over until she was the only one in the shot.
rrd | April 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
This cover is so yesterday. Didn’t you see the MAXIM cover?