Ronnie Kicked The Situation’s Ass

May 24th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Because steroids turn grown men into slap-happy, emotional housewives, Ronnie apparently made The Situation‘s face look like this on the set of Jersey Shore last night after the two got into a drunken fight which let’s go ahead and assume was about Sammi. Because it’s pretty obvious this show only has one writer who’s just adding the word “Italy” to last season’s script, which was a photocopy of the previous season’s script, but with Angelina‘s name replaced with Deena‘s. Although, I shouldn’t poke fun considering it’s a retarded Italian kid being paid in meatballs, and he’d probably still be greeting people at that Walmart in Trenton. That’s no way to live.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Ronnie The Situation Fight Face Bruises
    Commented on this photo:

    nice hair, Friar Tuck.

  2. James

    That´s make-up, i wonder how easily people believe these kind of things..
    oh, and the make up is one of the worst published yet.

  3. Ronnie The Situation Fight Face Bruises
    bitingontinfoil
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    Vid or GTFO – sorry – this looks *fake*.

    Looks more like bitch-slap next to a zit. If Ronnie truly punched this guy out, he’d be more….lumpy than usual.

  4. Ronnie The Situation Fight Face Bruises
    yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Commented on this photo:

    Fighting gives you ugly pimples!

  5. Moron Slayer

    Not makeup kids. Bruising takes some time- from a few hours to more. If you punch the crap out of someone’s face it’s red where you hit it as blood rushes to the injured area. Then as it clots and scabs it turns the bruised color. This is real.

  6. Ronnie The Situation Fight Face Bruises
    Dan
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    This looks like makeup or photoshopped for publicity?

  7. Ronnie The Situation Fight Face Bruises
    lolll
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    why is situation fat?

  8. Superficial Sorrentino

    This is one manipulative jellyfish bullshit artist deserving of an Italian bitch slap. Too funny that the punk will have to work his “game” in Firenze wearing Deena’s cover-up and Corey Hart shades.
    D-o-u-c-h-e!!!!!!

  9. Ronnie The Situation Fight Face Bruises
    PibblySchibbs
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t even acknowledge the cuts on his hand. I thought the bottle shot was a cruel yet hilarious hint that maybe roid rage is serious issue on the set of Jersey Shore.

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    JD
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    The situation looks a little like Russell Crow here, but much more stupid.

  11. Jack

    Steroids didn’t make him do that, the fact that he is an asshole made him do that.

  12. Ronnie The Situation Fight Face Bruises
    Brianne
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    I wish he would get his ass kicked. He has got to be one, if not the most pompous ugly guys I have ever seen. Nothing is worse than a guy that cocky, who is freakin hidious!

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