Ronnie Kicked The Situation’s Ass

May 24th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Because steroids turn grown men into slap-happy, emotional housewives, Ronnie apparently made The Situation‘s face look like this on the set of Jersey Shore last night after the two got into a drunken fight which let’s go ahead and assume was about Sammi. Because it’s pretty obvious this show only has one writer who’s just adding the word “Italy” to last season’s script, which was a photocopy of the previous season’s script, but with Angelina‘s name replaced with Deena‘s. Although, I shouldn’t poke fun considering it’s a retarded Italian kid being paid in meatballs, and he’d probably still be greeting people at that Walmart in Trenton. That’s no way to live.

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  1. BigDaddy

    Now that is FUNNY!

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    schmotze
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    pauley shore.

  3. schmotze

    pauley shore.

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    Jill_Ess
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    Looks like he ate a big’a plate’a spaghetti to dull the pain.

  5. guy rossi

    I haven’t been this happy since I saw naked pictures of Kelly Brook

  6. guy rossi

    Looks like he got himself in quite the situation

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    jack-eyyy
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    all I thought when I saw this was “Yayyyyyyyyy!!!”

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    someguy
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    of course he got his ass kicked

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    Avphibes
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    HULK SMASH!!!

    • Simole

      “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” I think you’ll find we just don’t like you whether you’re angry or not.

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    Cock Dr
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    I believe the vast majority of women would prefer an average built guy with a normal sized phallus than a huge muscle bound lunkhead on steroids whose junk has shrunk up like a raisin.

    • Ponkur

      I thought it was just the testicles that steroids will turn into little cashew nuts.

      • KindSir

        It is, but let him have his moment.

      • Fyndy

        The use of steroids entails a lot of negative effects to the body. Most steroids permanently damage the organs and other parts of the body … with the male reproductive organ one of the most susceptible to damage.

        This is because, anabolic like hormones are also produced by the male reproductive organ. The use of steroids can cause temporary and permanent impotence. The effects of anabolic steroids is so strong that even increased libido or sexual desire will not make a penis erect. The penis may erect, but it may not really serve its purpose. In essence, the steroids paralyze the ability of the penis to perform its functions.

        On the other hand, studies show that there is no direct linkage to penis shrinkage and steroids. Normally, a penis will remain smaller if the man lacks desire or sex drive. Add to that use of steroids … and whammo! … penis size remains diminished because of increased chances for erectile dysfunction and or impotence directly caused by the side effects of steroids.

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    marx
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    Thats WHAT THT PUSSY DESERVES an ass kickin

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    Colin
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    Look at this guy. Despite having spray painted abs, he’s still a butter-faced fat-ass. I mean, he looks pregnant here.

  13. LMAO if only they would all whack each other in the season finale! Cos y’know, Eye-talians are badass like dat

    • bitingontinfoil

      I’d pay $1 to watch them “whack” each other – although I’m sure they keep *that* for the shower!

  14. Dr. Doom

    fuck yeah…

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    David
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    Looks like makeup

  16. ZigZagZoey

    Exactly WHAT is he smuggling under his sweatshirt?
    From the looks of him in pics lately, the Shituation does not like being the Shituation anymore. Bwahahahaha

    • bitingontinfoil

      “Exactly WHAT is he smuggling under his sweatshirt?”

      A baby six pack?

    • del_79

      There’s a “situation”, its the fact he’s sporting a gut now. Or maybe all of that drinking they do is catching up to him. Or its a few cans of spray on tan.

      His face looks like there’s ots of make-up on it…are we sure they actually got into a fight? Or is this a publicity thing?

  17. Clarence Beeks

    i don’t care who did it, I am just glad someone kicked this douchebag’s ass.

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    Ponkur
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    Doesn’t his stupid hamster face always look like this?

  19. cc

    Look more like rugburn. I am sure The Situation’s ass still played a starring role though.

    • bitingontinfoil

      LMAO! I’ve *always* thought the Sitch has had a thing for Ronnie – the way he *fawns* over him is embarrassing (as is the fact that I just pretty much admitted that I watched one season)

  20. Luv2Watch

    Why does his face look like there’s red paint on it?? That doesn’t look like bruising to me.

  21. stevebeagle

    looks like bingo marker on his face..

  22. rough:how white can you bleach my calvin's

    Was it authentic? Is it going to be part of the show. The Snookie punch heard around the world got me to see a few episode? Can MTV market a show or what?

    • bitingontinfoil

      That Snooki punch made my fuckin’ year!! Now SHE knows how to take a punch – my guess is this wuss took a bitch-slap and ended up in the fetal position hugging his teddy.

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    Ed
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    Apparently The Situation is pregnant with embarrassment.

  24. Knippy

    How can anyone be celebrating this? Beating someone that is obviously pregnant, for shame.

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    bday55
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    Thats red makeup you idiots, remember it’s a TV show for idiots?

  26. whiskeyafternoon

    in other news, he also probably Licked the Situation’s ass.

  27. Beating? No, where’s the swelling? More likely this is some sort of mutated form of pink-eye he got from Snooki playing a prank on him while he was asleep and rubbing her gash on his face.

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    Asoto
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    Ronnie got The Situation pregnant?!

  29. Deacon Jones

    This picture looks fake as fuck. Unless Ronnie gave him a giant rugburn.

    Having attempted multiple “homerun” swings in college while I was hammered, I can attest THAT is not how a face responds to being punched.

  30. Richard McBeef

    It takes some hard impacts to get a pillow to burn your face like that.

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    Double D
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    I assume the hoodie is to hide the damage Ronnie did when he donkey punched the Sitch in the back of the head during one of their sweet, sweet guido love making sessions.

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    Double D
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    I’m not sure “kicked” is the most honest verb for what Ronnie’s doing to the Sitch’s ass.

  33. Elton John said it best:

    It’s sad, so sad
    It’s a sad, sad Situation
    And it’s getting more and more absurd
    It’s sad, so sad
    Why can’t we talk it over
    Oh it seems to me
    That sorry seems to be the hardest word

    • I think Big Audio Dynamite sums it up pretty nice:
      Situation no win

    • Johnny Cage

      And did you think this fool could never win
      Well look at me I’mma coming back again
      I got a taste of love in a simple way
      And if you need to know while I’m still standing
      you just fade away

      Don’t you know I’m still standing better than I ever did
      Looking like a true survivor,
      feeling like a little kid
      I’m still standing after all this time
      Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

  34. God Almighty

    Yep, the situation had his ass in the air with his face biting the pillow……………….again

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    fapappy
    Commented on this photo:

    The Bitchwhoainthin

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    Problem?
    Commented on this photo:

    OH GOD THAT NOSE

  37. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Hit him a few more times!

  38. Linds

    It’s really shameful to hit a pregnant lady

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    TurboZinger
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    He got his hand jammed in the coin dispenser of that water bottle machine. So they turned it into a big story.

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    TurboZinger
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    Walter Matthau has seen better days, to be sure!

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    Bodhaiii
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    Is it me or does he look like a young Nixon?

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    Problem?
    Commented on this photo:

    Haroo?

    I think he does.

  43. Brandi

    Trenton, Michigan?

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    Sassy
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    That looks like carpet burn to me. Guess Ronnie forgot to manscape before their “fight”.

  45. SexxiMamma

    This looks like paint or makeup to me…

  46. the captain

    why is he well known?
    AMERICANS JUST FEEL FAMILIAR WITH LOSERS.

    • Blech

      FUCK you. Yeah, we resonated so much with these shallow dildos, we decided to send them to exile in Italy.

  47. Dirty old whore

    In the words of Arnold “You one ugly mutha fuckah”

  48. Nik

    does this hurt his rep with the cool ppl?

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    sotd
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    dudes hands look kinda real on damage, but wtf with that face, shit looks fake. um yeah, get into a fight and see if your shit looks like that after a juice heads bangs you in the face at least twice. wtf is that bright red shit that doesnt even look like redness from a slap. it looks like paint and bullshit. im just gonna call fake overall. shenanigans

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    sotd
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    i mean i dont know the deal, but if your gonna fake a fight, at least make it look decent mtv. you limey fucks! haha

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