Ronnie Kicked The Situation’s Ass

Because steroids turn grown men into slap-happy, emotional housewives, Ronnie apparently made The Situation’s face look like this on the set of Jersey Shore last night after the two got into a drunken fight which let’s go ahead and assume was about Sammi. Because it’s pretty obvious this show only has one writer who’s just adding the word “Italy” to last season’s script, which was a photocopy of the previous season’s script, but with Angelina’s name replaced with Deena’s. Although, I shouldn’t poke fun considering it’s a retarded Italian kid being paid in meatballs, and he’d probably still be greeting people at that Walmart in Trenton. That’s no way to live.

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