Because steroids turn grown men into slap-happy, emotional housewives, Ronnie apparently made The Situation‘s face look like this on the set of Jersey Shore last night after the two got into a drunken fight which let’s go ahead and assume was about Sammi. Because it’s pretty obvious this show only has one writer who’s just adding the word “Italy” to last season’s script, which was a photocopy of the previous season’s script, but with Angelina‘s name replaced with Deena‘s. Although, I shouldn’t poke fun considering it’s a retarded Italian kid being paid in meatballs, and he’d probably still be greeting people at that Walmart in Trenton. That’s no way to live.
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Now that is FUNNY!
Yeah Ron Ron , far hes the man !
pauley shore.
pauley shore.
He does look like pauley shore… a mutton version
Looks like he ate a big’a plate’a spaghetti to dull the pain.
I haven’t been this happy since I saw naked pictures of Kelly Brook
Looks like he got himself in quite the situation
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
+1
all I thought when I saw this was “Yayyyyyyyyy!!!”
of course he got his ass kicked
HULK SMASH!!!
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” I think you’ll find we just don’t like you whether you’re angry or not.
I believe the vast majority of women would prefer an average built guy with a normal sized phallus than a huge muscle bound lunkhead on steroids whose junk has shrunk up like a raisin.
I thought it was just the testicles that steroids will turn into little cashew nuts.
It is, but let him have his moment.
The use of steroids entails a lot of negative effects to the body. Most steroids permanently damage the organs and other parts of the body … with the male reproductive organ one of the most susceptible to damage.
This is because, anabolic like hormones are also produced by the male reproductive organ. The use of steroids can cause temporary and permanent impotence. The effects of anabolic steroids is so strong that even increased libido or sexual desire will not make a penis erect. The penis may erect, but it may not really serve its purpose. In essence, the steroids paralyze the ability of the penis to perform its functions.
On the other hand, studies show that there is no direct linkage to penis shrinkage and steroids. Normally, a penis will remain smaller if the man lacks desire or sex drive. Add to that use of steroids … and whammo! … penis size remains diminished because of increased chances for erectile dysfunction and or impotence directly caused by the side effects of steroids.
Thats WHAT THT PUSSY DESERVES an ass kickin
Look at this guy. Despite having spray painted abs, he’s still a butter-faced fat-ass. I mean, he looks pregnant here.
That’s the ‘roids, they push the belly out for some reason.
LMAO if only they would all whack each other in the season finale! Cos y’know, Eye-talians are badass like dat
I’d pay $1 to watch them “whack” each other – although I’m sure they keep *that* for the shower!
fuck yeah…
Looks like makeup
i immediately thought the same thing…
Exactly WHAT is he smuggling under his sweatshirt?
From the looks of him in pics lately, the Shituation does not like being the Shituation anymore. Bwahahahaha
“Exactly WHAT is he smuggling under his sweatshirt?”
A baby six pack?
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There’s a “situation”, its the fact he’s sporting a gut now. Or maybe all of that drinking they do is catching up to him. Or its a few cans of spray on tan.
His face looks like there’s ots of make-up on it…are we sure they actually got into a fight? Or is this a publicity thing?
i don’t care who did it, I am just glad someone kicked this douchebag’s ass.
Doesn’t his stupid hamster face always look like this?
Look more like rugburn. I am sure The Situation’s ass still played a starring role though.
LMAO! I’ve *always* thought the Sitch has had a thing for Ronnie – the way he *fawns* over him is embarrassing (as is the fact that I just pretty much admitted that I watched one season)
Why does his face look like there’s red paint on it?? That doesn’t look like bruising to me.
Their makeup got smeared after their slap fight.
Looks like Snooki’s bronzer.
Exactly, that looks so fake, and Ronnies hand could be from him punching a wall, cause he’s fkn retarded that way and oohhh so tough, you know, he has to punch inanimate objects…They’re all jerkoffs.
looks like bingo marker on his face..
I know, right?!? Or red chalk like?
Ronnie took an hot iron to his face. Duuuuurrrrrrrrr.
I think he and Tila Tequila have the same bad injury-makeup artist.
Oh god yes!!
Yup!!
Was it authentic? Is it going to be part of the show. The Snookie punch heard around the world got me to see a few episode? Can MTV market a show or what?
That Snooki punch made my fuckin’ year!! Now SHE knows how to take a punch – my guess is this wuss took a bitch-slap and ended up in the fetal position hugging his teddy.
Apparently The Situation is pregnant with embarrassment.
How can anyone be celebrating this? Beating someone that is obviously pregnant, for shame.
…AND mantelly challenged!
Thats red makeup you idiots, remember it’s a TV show for idiots?
in other news, he also probably Licked the Situation’s ass.
Beating? No, where’s the swelling? More likely this is some sort of mutated form of pink-eye he got from Snooki playing a prank on him while he was asleep and rubbing her gash on his face.
Ronnie got The Situation pregnant?!
This picture looks fake as fuck. Unless Ronnie gave him a giant rugburn.
Having attempted multiple “homerun” swings in college while I was hammered, I can attest THAT is not how a face responds to being punched.
It takes some hard impacts to get a pillow to burn your face like that.
I assume the hoodie is to hide the damage Ronnie did when he donkey punched the Sitch in the back of the head during one of their sweet, sweet guido love making sessions.
I’m not sure “kicked” is the most honest verb for what Ronnie’s doing to the Sitch’s ass.
Elton John said it best:
It’s sad, so sad
It’s a sad, sad Situation
And it’s getting more and more absurd
It’s sad, so sad
Why can’t we talk it over
Oh it seems to me
That sorry seems to be the hardest word
I think Big Audio Dynamite sums it up pretty nice:
Situation no win
“Situation Critical…oh oh oh oh!”
-Platinum Blonde
And did you think this fool could never win
Well look at me I’mma coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
And if you need to know while I’m still standing
you just fade away
Don’t you know I’m still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor,
feeling like a little kid
I’m still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
Yep, the situation had his ass in the air with his face biting the pillow……………….again
The Bitchwhoainthin
OH GOD THAT NOSE
Hit him a few more times!
YOUR NAME IS HILARIOUS in all caps i wrote it because i died it was that funny!
It’s really shameful to hit a pregnant lady
He got his hand jammed in the coin dispenser of that water bottle machine. So they turned it into a big story.
Walter Matthau has seen better days, to be sure!
Is it me or does he look like a young Nixon?
Haroo?
I think he does.
Trenton, Michigan?
No no no, the other Trenton. You know the one where George Washington fought the Hessians?
That looks like carpet burn to me. Guess Ronnie forgot to manscape before their “fight”.
This looks like paint or makeup to me…
why is he well known?
AMERICANS JUST FEEL FAMILIAR WITH LOSERS.
FUCK you. Yeah, we resonated so much with these shallow dildos, we decided to send them to exile in Italy.
In the words of Arnold “You one ugly mutha fuckah”
does this hurt his rep with the cool ppl?
dudes hands look kinda real on damage, but wtf with that face, shit looks fake. um yeah, get into a fight and see if your shit looks like that after a juice heads bangs you in the face at least twice. wtf is that bright red shit that doesnt even look like redness from a slap. it looks like paint and bullshit. im just gonna call fake overall. shenanigans
i agree with sotd
i mean i dont know the deal, but if your gonna fake a fight, at least make it look decent mtv. you limey fucks! haha