Ronan Farrow Is Probably Frank Sinatra’s Son

The Superficial / October 2, 2013

In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Mia Farrow not-so-subtly admits her son Ronan’s real father is Frank Sinatra and not Woody Allen who I like to imagine took the news well. “So, technically that would make him adopted, right? And he always had those blue eyes… Soon-Yi, pack your bags. You’re old news. *picks up phone* Hello, Ronan? It’s Woody. We should reconcile. Do you like Italian?”

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