Ron Jeremy could face battery charges after a woman filed a police report saying he grabbed her boob and signed it without her permission. The woman asked Ron for an autograph at the Exotica porn convention in Miami Beach, and he allegedly “reached towards the victim and stuck his hands under victim’s blouse. [He then] reached inside her bra and grabbed her nipple. He pulled the nipple up and took out victim’s breast and signed his name on it.” Ron responds:
“First of all, there was security around me at all times. If they had a problem, why wouldn’t they have said something at that point? I probably signed about 150 boobs that weekend, all of which I sign ‘RJ with a heart’ and if I would’ve touched a breast, I might have cupped it while I signed. Rules of the convention were that you can not expose a breast, so I never did. And if this was a couple, I always ask permission of the male to sign the breast before I do it. Some people waited an hour for me to sign their breast. My line was second only to Jenna Jameson’s.”
How do you ask Ron Jeremy for an autograph and not expect your breasts to be fondled? It’d be like asking Mr. T for an autograph and being surprised when he told you to stay in school and drink your milk, and then started off on a tangent about pitying fools.
Ah, the beloved poster child for involuntary bulimia.
isn’t this like the 3rd Mr T. punchline in the last few months. New material boys, new material!
Everybody knows you shouldn’t play with strange animals, anybody who doesn’t abide to that rule is asking for boob grope.
HAHA, I was at a porn convention once (don’t ask, won’t tell) and I asked Ron Jeremy for his autograph. He said I had to kiss him on the cheek for it… well that face has had who know’s how many cooters sitting on it in his lifetime, so I graciously declined. He copped a feel of my boob and then offered his autograph up. So gross, but so funny and I think if I was going to get offended at a porn convention, it would have been long before Ron Jeremy grabbed my boob. He really is a nice guy.. in a perverted uncle willy sort of way.
my friend Jessie so made out with Ron Jeremy when he came to windsor, ON…
Keith Richards plus a guitar equals music.
Ron Jeremy plus a big dick equals porn.
Keith plus Ron equals Fuckin’Ugly times 2!
#36, you go to Simmons! Me too!
Speaking in triplicate has advantages during daylight and while turning left.
Only then.
Ron Jeremy was at lodge bar last night and definatly grabbed my nipple when he was signing my boob and it was awesome. Its funny how a 65 year old 200 pound man can get away with groping young college girls just because he’s famous… i mean shit, I didn’t mind.
AND it was hillarious because I go to this website every day (kind of sad, I know) but I totally called him out on it- i was like Aren’t you get sued for this? And we both started laughing
Whne did she complain? After the autograph was made. If she was offended, it should have been when he put his hand up her shirt.
Gold Digging by a loser.
How dare he insult his fans by calling them “boobs”. What an ass.
Good thing he didn’t drop the marker pen and she bent over to pick it up… who knows what and where he would be signing after that…ewwwww I think he caught the top of the pen on her hemmorhoids……..sick fuck….lol
Maybe Hedgehog and Jenna Jameson ought to get together and make a film. HH’s unique dong and gorilla suit coupled with JJ’s botched work on her vajayjay might be worth watching. Probably look like your grandma trying to eat a bratwurst without a bun with her teeth out. Superficial ought to sponsor it.
I asked Ron for a full signature on my woody. He was very agreeable. But it actually reads just “Rc”
Ron is one lucky guy, he must be Satan’s brother or close relative….
haha When was the last time any of YOU fucked in over 1900 films, let alone 190, or hell 19, hell for some of you, when was the last time you fucked on a film, or with somebody other then yourself. Who cares if he only got paid minute bits, who cares if they were paid to fuck him. He’s fucked in 1900 different videos. A record worth noting.
NO SHIT, HIS DICK HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE! And he seems like a really nice guy….
good idea,i like it