Ron Jeremy grabs boobies

Superficial / April 4, 2007
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Ron Jeremy could face battery charges after a woman filed a police report saying he grabbed her boob and signed it without her permission. The woman asked Ron for an autograph at the Exotica porn convention in Miami Beach, and he allegedly “reached towards the victim and stuck his hands under victim’s blouse. [He then] reached inside her bra and grabbed her nipple. He pulled the nipple up and took out victim’s breast and signed his name on it.” Ron responds:

“First of all, there was security around me at all times. If they had a problem, why wouldn’t they have said something at that point? I probably signed about 150 boobs that weekend, all of which I sign ‘RJ with a heart’ and if I would’ve touched a breast, I might have cupped it while I signed. Rules of the convention were that you can not expose a breast, so I never did. And if this was a couple, I always ask permission of the male to sign the breast before I do it. Some people waited an hour for me to sign their breast. My line was second only to Jenna Jameson’s.”

How do you ask Ron Jeremy for an autograph and not expect your breasts to be fondled? It’d be like asking Mr. T for an autograph and being surprised when he told you to stay in school and drink your milk, and then started off on a tangent about pitying fools.

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