Ron Jeremy’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ Remake Is A Goddamn Sea of Emotions

January 21st, 2014 // 22 Comments
Ron Jeremy Wrecking Ball
WATCH: Ron Jeremy On A Wrecking Ball

Ever since its debut in September, there have been hundreds, if not thousands, of GIFs, parodies and homages to Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball,” yet none of them have gone as hard as Ron Jeremy*licks finger, smooths eyebrows* – who literally remade the entire video right down to singing the whole thing himself. It’s not only a testament to the man’s artistic talents, but also to his restraint and self-confidence because I was almost positive he was going to use his own penis for the wrecking ball which is exactly what I would’ve done in his shoes along with every single day of my life. I’d probably make it a business.

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  1. Give it a few more years, he’ll probably be coming in her wrecking ball.

  2. Mohawk Disco

    One of the most disturbingly brilliant things I’ve ever seen. And more entertaining than the original.

  3. Nettie

    Subumbilical hernia. Because you wanted to know.

  4. obvious safe bet to say he has stock in eyebleach.

  5. lawn

    This is the best thing ever.

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    Hey Ron Jeremy. Just go the fuck away already.

  7. eatme

    …what a fucking loser. he guest starred is Bart Baker’s youtube wrecking ball parody video months ago that did the same thing (27 million views). Then came the Steve Kardynal version (100 million views). Joke is over and only people who find it funny are those still laughing at Gangnam Style and What Does The Fox Say (aka your grandmother.

  8. Slash

    So many emotions. Mostly uncomfortable ones. Like when you accidentally see your grandparents having sex.

    But why can’t RJ join the conversation? He has way more to say about, well, anything than a member of the Cyrus family.

  9. I don’t want to hear anybody complaining about Miley after seeing this shit.

  10. cc

    If I worked in the adult industry, I’d have enough courtesy to my fellow performers to stay in the best shape and to be as well-groomed as possible. Instead of looking like a slob.

    • Interred Ferguson

      Yeah, for the HedgeHog’s sake, it’d be nice to see him go into hiding for awhile, trim up, groom up, and have a comeback of sorts. On a related note, I wonder what space age technology enabled that wreckng ball setup to hold him for the entire video? If we can pull that off, surely we can defeat terrorism……

  11. DD

    Seriously?
    He wasn’t comfortable doing it nude?

  12. I don't know

    You know, I finally watching her video, and aside from the stupidity of the video (Jeremy’s is better). The song is not bad, teen angsty as all hell, but an ok song.

  13. fredo

    Nice to see he’s kept in shape.

  14. Brian

    Ron Jeremy just made this song his in the same way Johnny Cash dominated “Hurt”.

  15. Its ironic that the adult entertainment star did the “nude” scenes in flesh coloured underwear.

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