Rod Stewart requires breastfeeding at 63

June 24th, 2008 // 114 Comments

Rod Stewart and his wife English model Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Mediterranean over the weekend and apparently it was time for Rod’s feeding. While I assumed that would require the blood of peasant children, it was way, way weirder than that. Turns out Rod Stewart is breastfed by his wife. I’ll pause for a moment while you fuck the what. I guess growing old does come with some advantages – provided you’re a world-famous millionaire singer with a yacht. Otherwise, this experience doesn’t really translate well for us regular folks. Right, Grandpa? Hey, where’d you get a grenade?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that you can click on at your own risk – unless you hate having erections. Then by all means…

Thanks to Karen for making me suspicious of nursing homes. Or should I say – dens of iniquity? I blame the bread pudding.

Photos: INFdaily.com

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