Rod Stewart and his wife English model Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Mediterranean over the weekend and apparently it was time for Rod’s feeding. While I assumed that would require the blood of peasant children, it was way, way weirder than that. Turns out Rod Stewart is breastfed by his wife. I’ll pause for a moment while you fuck the what. I guess growing old does come with some advantages – provided you’re a world-famous millionaire singer with a yacht. Otherwise, this experience doesn’t really translate well for us regular folks. Right, Grandpa? Hey, where’d you get a grenade?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that you can click on at your own risk – unless you hate having erections. Then by all means…
Thanks to Karen for making me suspicious of nursing homes. Or should I say – dens of iniquity? I blame the bread pudding.
Nice.
Climb aboard the SS Pink Princess. WTF?
Sweet.
disgusting…something so sexual and yet…. so geriatric. I wonder if he has his false teeth in. I wonder if he’s a biter. Yeech. And good god, the pink outfit.
She’s got some rockin tits.
Loving those fantastic tatas. I’d suck those pillow toppers for sure!
That’s the way it’s supposed to be. Give it up to … anytime, anywhere. Tit in the mouth on a boat. Tit in the mouth in the kitchen. Tit in the mouth in the car. Tit in the mouth in the elevator. Tit in the mouth in the dressing room. Tit in the mouth in the shower. Tit in the mouth …
That’s hot.
BTW, you guys better hope you’re getting that and more when you’re 63.
I will suck that…look nice and firm
She’s not a gold digger, she don’t care about your bank roll — oh wait..
You’ve got to hand it to a girl that just whips them out where ever!
My kinda gal, too bad she goes for really old dudes…
um gross
Hahaha, this is hilarious..
From TMZ: “Motorboat em you old Basta*d BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB”
lmao
@11, old… and rich.
He’s dressed in pink ffs.. Not really an outdoorsy rugged type is he.
All these young whores with these old farts today – ugh, just disgusting. I can’t even imagine pretending to get hot for some octogenarian just for money. Nauseating…..
nicest pics i’ve ever seen
call the museum
archive them for 500 years
Niceest tits posted today. That’s a woman – and one who’s game…
All I know is that the dude had Rachel Hunter and kicked it to teh curb. HE must be pretty lame, or she is a crazy bitch that was tough to be around any longer. Otherwise, why get rid of that??
@17 – nice use of the word ‘octogenarian’
Her having to suckle Gramps out in public is about as sexy as a warm glass of water with a hair in it.
It’s a little known fact that the Manther gains access to the fountain of youth through sucking the teat of a supermodel, while riding on a boat at top speed.
Wow, I really just don’t know what to say.
She’s a keeper!
Can you blame grampa. It’s a big pink ice cream sundae with a nipple on top!
Anna Nicole Pt. II. She’s like a nurse who’s giving an old man a feel so that he’ll include her in the will.
Unfortunately for her, Rod is not as close to his second infancy as he looks, and will divorce and remarry 16 more times before dying and leaving anyone any money. The loss of self-respect and permanent stench of old man spittle is all for naught.
My husband will suck mine when ever he gets the chance. Nothing wrong with this picture at all. Heck my clit is hard and I’m straight.
bwaaaaaaaa wow its obviously been a pRETTy long time and he just neede to make sure he hasnt been sucking cock the whole time(which he has been)
I use to think that Rod the Bod was great, now, I just think he is a disgusting, old, perverted man that needs a wet nurse. I guess he won’t be singing – Do you think I Sexy, anymore…..
Get with it People – Penny just had a baby and is still Lactating. He’s not sucking her boob, he’s nursing on it. I bet he makes her changes his diapers/depends too.
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BLEEEHHHHHHHH.
Imma chargin mah lazah!
Remember, she’s sucks his 63 year old c*ck!
Que lol!
hav any of you stupiid fukkers ever hadd a kidd? somtimmes the mothher getz engoreged and haz to have a littlle takken off the topp won of the graet expeirences of my liffe brest milkk yummmy in mee tummey that saidd, he’s one ugly fukker alwayys haz ben and alwayys will bee nice hair donn’t
Thank God they’re color coordinated, like little twins.
Nothing says manly like the color “Pink”
My question is … where the hell was that paparazzi ?
That’s a freaking close-up
“let me get this straight, you pull it out, i suck” Is there any money in it for me?
The matching outfits seem a bit too much, did Rod Stewart get old and become a South Korean fashionista?
Hey, at the least the old feller gets some young tattas to suck on…while he proves either he “is not gay” or he “is actually gay and Korean at heart.” It’s a mommy’s boy thing, gay guys do it best.
So when they pump out Rod’s tummy up will come a mixture of mommy milk and man jizz.
The paparrazi are so creepy….
quite lovely
quite lovely
quite lovely
Good God, she could poke someone’s eye out with that!
Maybe it is some kind of sexual roleplay – two pink piggys sucking eachothers nipples (ieeewww)
Disgusting and ugly old fuck – ugh how she can let him touch her let alone her breasts is beyond belief.
Looks like Frist and her dad.
first?