Rod Stewart and his wife English model Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Mediterranean over the weekend and apparently it was time for Rod’s feeding. While I assumed that would require the blood of peasant children, it was way, way weirder than that. Turns out Rod Stewart is breastfed by his wife. I’ll pause for a moment while you fuck the what. I guess growing old does come with some advantages – provided you’re a world-famous millionaire singer with a yacht. Otherwise, this experience doesn’t really translate well for us regular folks. Right, Grandpa? Hey, where’d you get a grenade?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that you can click on at your own risk – unless you hate having erections. Then by all means…
Thanks to Karen for making me suspicious of nursing homes. Or should I say – dens of iniquity? I blame the bread pudding.
Jason | June 24, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Nice.
Sport | June 24, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Climb aboard the SS Pink Princess. WTF?
Veenus Envy | June 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Sweet.
snarkymalarky | June 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm
disgusting…something so sexual and yet…. so geriatric. I wonder if he has his false teeth in. I wonder if he’s a biter. Yeech. And good god, the pink outfit.
Dad | June 24, 2008 at 6:27 pm
She’s got some rockin tits.
Snoochie Boochie | June 24, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Loving those fantastic tatas. I’d suck those pillow toppers for sure!
The Edit | June 24, 2008 at 6:35 pm
That’s the way it’s supposed to be. Give it up to … anytime, anywhere. Tit in the mouth on a boat. Tit in the mouth in the kitchen. Tit in the mouth in the car. Tit in the mouth in the elevator. Tit in the mouth in the dressing room. Tit in the mouth in the shower. Tit in the mouth …
That’s hot.
The Edit | June 24, 2008 at 6:38 pm
BTW, you guys better hope you’re getting that and more when you’re 63.
First Time | June 24, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I will suck that…look nice and firm
http://www.VoteRobot.org | June 24, 2008 at 6:52 pm
She’s not a gold digger, she don’t care about your bank roll — oh wait..
NiceRack | June 24, 2008 at 6:53 pm
You’ve got to hand it to a girl that just whips them out where ever!
My kinda gal, too bad she goes for really old dudes…
x | June 24, 2008 at 6:54 pm
um gross
sweet jesus | June 24, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Hahaha, this is hilarious..
titty | June 24, 2008 at 6:58 pm
From TMZ: “Motorboat em you old Basta*d BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB BWRB”
lmao
britney's weave | June 24, 2008 at 7:07 pm
@11, old… and rich.
Dorito Man | June 24, 2008 at 7:13 pm
He’s dressed in pink ffs.. Not really an outdoorsy rugged type is he.
me not you | June 24, 2008 at 7:19 pm
All these young whores with these old farts today – ugh, just disgusting. I can’t even imagine pretending to get hot for some octogenarian just for money. Nauseating…..
jjjj | June 24, 2008 at 7:20 pm
nicest pics i’ve ever seen
call the museum
archive them for 500 years
ph7 | June 24, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Niceest tits posted today. That’s a woman – and one who’s game…
Trover | June 24, 2008 at 7:23 pm
All I know is that the dude had Rachel Hunter and kicked it to teh curb. HE must be pretty lame, or she is a crazy bitch that was tough to be around any longer. Otherwise, why get rid of that??
sara | June 24, 2008 at 7:23 pm
@17 – nice use of the word ‘octogenarian’
woodhorse | June 24, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Her having to suckle Gramps out in public is about as sexy as a warm glass of water with a hair in it.
Manther Snack | June 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm
It’s a little known fact that the Manther gains access to the fountain of youth through sucking the teat of a supermodel, while riding on a boat at top speed.
Thegrayway | June 24, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Wow, I really just don’t know what to say.
Dan | June 24, 2008 at 8:02 pm
She’s a keeper!
Papa Suurf | June 24, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Can you blame grampa. It’s a big pink ice cream sundae with a nipple on top!
Mike | June 24, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Anna Nicole Pt. II. She’s like a nurse who’s giving an old man a feel so that he’ll include her in the will.
Unfortunately for her, Rod is not as close to his second infancy as he looks, and will divorce and remarry 16 more times before dying and leaving anyone any money. The loss of self-respect and permanent stench of old man spittle is all for naught.
Minty | June 24, 2008 at 8:12 pm
My husband will suck mine when ever he gets the chance. Nothing wrong with this picture at all. Heck my clit is hard and I’m straight.
tati | June 24, 2008 at 8:19 pm
bwaaaaaaaa wow its obviously been a pRETTy long time and he just neede to make sure he hasnt been sucking cock the whole time(which he has been)
Do ya still think he's Sexy! | June 24, 2008 at 8:45 pm
I use to think that Rod the Bod was great, now, I just think he is a disgusting, old, perverted man that needs a wet nurse. I guess he won’t be singing – Do you think I Sexy, anymore…..
Get with it People – Penny just had a baby and is still Lactating. He’s not sucking her boob, he’s nursing on it. I bet he makes her changes his diapers/depends too.
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H | June 24, 2008 at 9:28 pm
BLEEEHHHHHHHH.
Truth doctor | June 24, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Imma chargin mah lazah!
my comment | June 24, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Remember, she’s sucks his 63 year old c*ck!
Que | June 24, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Que lol!
I Spel and Gramer Good | June 24, 2008 at 10:26 pm
hav any of you stupiid fukkers ever hadd a kidd? somtimmes the mothher getz engoreged and haz to have a littlle takken off the topp won of the graet expeirences of my liffe brest milkk yummmy in mee tummey that saidd, he’s one ugly fukker alwayys haz ben and alwayys will bee nice hair donn’t
TundraFire | June 24, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Thank God they’re color coordinated, like little twins.
Harry Ballzack | June 24, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Nothing says manly like the color “Pink”
My question is … where the hell was that paparazzi ?
That’s a freaking close-up
Dank | June 25, 2008 at 12:01 am
“let me get this straight, you pull it out, i suck” Is there any money in it for me?
Rut Roh | June 25, 2008 at 12:31 am
The matching outfits seem a bit too much, did Rod Stewart get old and become a South Korean fashionista?
Hey, at the least the old feller gets some young tattas to suck on…while he proves either he “is not gay” or he “is actually gay and Korean at heart.” It’s a mommy’s boy thing, gay guys do it best.
ibestevie | June 25, 2008 at 12:41 am
So when they pump out Rod’s tummy up will come a mixture of mommy milk and man jizz.
Famous Plastic | June 25, 2008 at 1:04 am
The paparrazi are so creepy….
sebastian | June 25, 2008 at 1:23 am
quite lovely
sebastian | June 25, 2008 at 1:23 am
quite lovely
sebastian | June 25, 2008 at 1:23 am
quite lovely
disillusionisreal | June 25, 2008 at 4:58 am
Good God, she could poke someone’s eye out with that!
Ishi-san | June 25, 2008 at 6:39 am
Maybe it is some kind of sexual roleplay – two pink piggys sucking eachothers nipples (ieeewww)
Kim Lardassian | June 25, 2008 at 7:55 am
Disgusting and ugly old fuck – ugh how she can let him touch her let alone her breasts is beyond belief.
veggi | June 25, 2008 at 8:00 am
Looks like Frist and her dad.
not first | June 25, 2008 at 8:05 am
first?