The ‘RoboCop’ Reboot Has A Trailer And Other News

September 6th, 2013 // 31 Comments
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WATCH: 'RoboCop' - Official Trailer

- House Porn with Gisele Bundchen [Lainey Gossip]

- Paula Patton and Robin Thicke have the best marriage ever. We get it. [Dlisted]

- These Dresses Never Looked Happier [theCHIVE]

- Joe Manganiello finally shaved, probably shouldn’t have. [tooFab]

- Kenneth Cole really grasps social media. [BuzzFeed]

- They cloned Bar Refaeli. That’s what happened here. [Popoholic]

- These breasts would like to sing you “Highway To Hell” now. [IDLYITW]

- The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders had a swimsuit show. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is going bald. [Celebslam]

- Brandi Glanville‘s vagina, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Thor: The Dark World is apparently good enough to let Alan Taylor direct Terminator 5. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. alex

    How could they consider remaking this one? Who could forget Kurtwood Smith going, “Neeeeneeeneeeeneeeneeeneeeneee” while deciding which body part of officer Murphy he was going to blow off?

  2. Blue Shirt Special

    So glad Hollywood is not even hiding anymore which movie is a remake or reboot. Makes it easy to decide which movie I don’t want to see.

  3. anonymous

    Wow….this movie already looks like it sucks. There are only two ways to make this work. You make it campy or you give some gritty realism (like the Dark Knight Returns).

    The original was already campy. You don’t go and make the remake/reboot campy as well.

  4. brick

    Who cares….just go watch the Highway to hell video, y’all!
    A guitar playing, boobilicious, bunny toofed babe and a half!

  5. Their depiction of Detroit is surprisingly realistic.

  6. Walter White

    This is some fucked up, repugnant shit.

  7. all I got from it is someone doesn’t know what a 4th degree burn looks like.

  8. cc

    Iron Cylon is going to be cool!

  9. coljack

    “What did you do to me?!?! More importantly, you left my dick, right? I am totally cool with being half robot and all, but if my dick is gone, I am going to be very, very disappointed.”

    • Cat

      Did you not see the short ‘love scene’ snippet? Miraculously it has survived a massive car bomb…

  10. coljack

    Hollywood to America: Yeah, we’re done with the whole “write new movies” thing. That shit is haaaaaard. We’re just counting down the days until we can produce “Batman Begins Again.”

  11. Fappuccino

    This is a travesty

  12. Fappuccino

    This shit looks more like Crisis the movie

  13. That Celine Brink chick looks like a mix between Bar Refaeli and Ali Larter. Two please.

  14. Pat C.

    Why don’t they remake Plan 9 from Outer Space ? I’d love to see a big-budget realization of Ed Wood’s dream.

  15. Margaret

    Piece. Of. Shit.

  16. The thing is that this movie has bullets and explosions so five stars.

  17. I swear to God if I see that Muther Fucker Samuel L Jacskson in another film I’m gonna go medieval on his ass!

  18. Andy Simetic

    Hey bad guys, aim for his right hand!!

  19. Cat

    “He’s suffered 4th degree burns to 80% of his body”. Convenient that his face and his dick seem to have been spared…

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