Robin Williams’ wife files for divorce

Robin William’s wife of 19 years, Marcia Garces Williams, filed for divorce last week citing “irreconcilable differences.” That’s lawyer talk for, if she heard one more white rapper impersonation, she was going to circumcise Robin with a toaster oven. Ok! Magazine reports:

The two met when Marcia worked as a nanny for the Oscar-winning actor and his first wife, Valerie Velardi, looking after their son Zachary, now 24. Shortly after his divorce from Valerie, Robin and Marcia tied the knot on April 30, 1989. They have two children, Zelda, 18, and Cody, 16.

Wow, with a story like that, I’m surprised these two crazy lovebirds didn’t make it. It makes you wonder if there’s any hope out there for the rest of us? I need to go to the strip club and do some deep, spiritual thinking. But first I have to tell my girlfriend I’m working late in Japan. That way she’s not suspicious when I come around noon tomorrow all hungover in crotchless samurai armor. I just love her so much, you know?

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