Page Six reports that Robin Williams visited Scores West on Sunday and got lap dances until 5am.
“He was very friendly,” says Scores dancer Mackenzie. “I showed him my new boobs, and he said that they looked great.” Adds Scores girl Katherine, “I was trying to dance for him, but he kept making me laugh by making funny faces and noises.”
The thought of Robin Williams doing anything remotely sexual is like a punch to the senses. There’s something about a hairy gorilla man molesting strippers that really haunts your imagination.
“I’m Mork from Ork, please lick my Dork”
The last image I needed was of Robin getting a wood and going home to masturbate. This is why you leave your wives when you get older. They get baggy and you no longer want to see them naked.
HollyJ Too funny! Ya he might be scarry to dance for yikes..
Williams is awesome, he’s also a hardcore video gamer.
You can’t fault the funny guy for liking whores and video games.
That’s the last time I read this site while eating. Maybe Hollywood celebrities should do that for a dieting program, ’cause it sure killed my appetite.
Hairy gorilla
Alladin laughs and gropes her
stabbing eyes with fork.
Obviously, none of you have seen his stand-up routines. All he talks about are boobs and cocks.
Watch Robin Williams: Live on Broadway. You’ll have no trouble believing Robin Williams went to Scores after that.
Wha….Cannot picture it….does not compute….beep….beep
Robin Williams. Coke. Stripper’s ass. Connect the dots.
My knee-jerk response to every mention of any sketchy celebrity ever getting caught at a strip club from now on:
At least it’s not Don Vito.
what #7 said.
“After the lapdance, Mackenzie climbed behind Williams, shoulders hunched, and proceeded to groom his backhair, eating the lice and preening with her teeth, in an effort to bond with the dominant gorilla.”
wWatever happened to the other hairy gorilla, that blob Marcia he is married to?
He was making “funny faces and noises.” That IS his entire stand-up routine now.
That and the Planet of the Apes stand-in work is where he gets his cash now. What happened to the Big White ? Didn’t even get released ?
Shit, if I was a striper at Scores that night and Robin was there and all he did was make me laugh for the price of a lapdance I would consider it lucky for two reasons 1) I’d milk him for all he was worth and 2) at least I would not have to perform for him all I would have to do is laugh at him so he would keep giving me money.
In response to comments #7 & #11 – I remember his impression of eating pussy and I still laugh at that.
Who cares? He has a penis and likes looking at naked girls? What exactly is the problem here?
Can you imagine (No, no don’t actually!) having sex with this guy? Well there goes the romanatic feeling for my Valentine’s Day.
How pathetic is it that he is so desperately insecure and in need of attention that he was trying to entertain….the STRIPPER! Hey, Robin, I got news for you…you are PAYING THEM, they will say or do whatever they need to keep your interest and keep the money coming, you don’t have to try to give them your rap.
I’d hit it. He’s less hairy than my ex.
Dian Fossey was there, hiding in a corner, taking still frames for her next National Geographic special.
What the hell? Made funny faces? What happened to the good old days of Robin Williams when he did ten lines of coke off a hooker’s ass, then smashed her in the head with a chair before raping the bartender. This isn’t the Robin Williams I know…. ‘.’;; sniff sniff…
“I was trying to dance for him, but he kept making me laugh by making funny faces and noises.”
Uh, Sweetie? That’s called an orgasm. I hope you got a good tip.
I was watching him give an acceptance speech at one of those award shows once and he was cracking all these jokes. They panned over to his wife and kids in the audience and they were all doom and gloom with frowning faces. No wonder he seeks his jollies elsewhere.
aaagh! (claw out eyes) now, that’s better.
‘They panned over to his wife and kids in the audience and they were all doom and gloom with frowning faces. No wonder he seeks his jollies elsewhere.’
Be fair. His wife has had to have had sex with him at least once. Could you go on to live a normal life after that?
I wondered why the strippers kept calling me Robin that night. Now I get it.
Yeah, his wife banged him all the way to the bank.
The stripper says he was “very friendly.”
Do many men pay to go into strip clubs to be UNfriendly with the women there?
OF COURSE he’s “friendly.” He wants to play peek-a-boo with your ghole.
Hey, I was always pretty sure that Robin was a Moe.. Now I’m all confused and don’t know what to think. Is he gay, or is he straight? Where’s there been a Mrs. Williams all these years?
this is news?
I guess banging the nanny just doesn’t do it for him anymore.
Nanu nanu.