Page Six reports that Robin Williams visited Scores West on Sunday and got lap dances until 5am.
“He was very friendly,” says Scores dancer Mackenzie. “I showed him my new boobs, and he said that they looked great.” Adds Scores girl Katherine, “I was trying to dance for him, but he kept making me laugh by making funny faces and noises.”
The thought of Robin Williams doing anything remotely sexual is like a punch to the senses. There’s something about a hairy gorilla man molesting strippers that really haunts your imagination.
HollyJ | February 14, 2006 at 3:53 pm
“I’m Mork from Ork, please lick my Dork”
PKClover | February 14, 2006 at 3:59 pm
The last image I needed was of Robin getting a wood and going home to masturbate. This is why you leave your wives when you get older. They get baggy and you no longer want to see them naked.
Darby | February 14, 2006 at 4:01 pm
HollyJ Too funny! Ya he might be scarry to dance for yikes..
Captain Awesome | February 14, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Williams is awesome, he’s also a hardcore video gamer.
You can’t fault the funny guy for liking whores and video games.
sailorairman | February 14, 2006 at 4:07 pm
That’s the last time I read this site while eating. Maybe Hollywood celebrities should do that for a dieting program, ’cause it sure killed my appetite.
bigwhitekingzulu | February 14, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Hairy gorilla
Alladin laughs and gropes her
stabbing eyes with fork.
ElFurbe | February 14, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Obviously, none of you have seen his stand-up routines. All he talks about are boobs and cocks.
Watch Robin Williams: Live on Broadway. You’ll have no trouble believing Robin Williams went to Scores after that.
LaydeeBug | February 14, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Wha….Cannot picture it….does not compute….beep….beep
VanillaSalTyBaLLs | February 14, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Robin Williams. Coke. Stripper’s ass. Connect the dots.
always answer b | February 14, 2006 at 4:21 pm
My knee-jerk response to every mention of any sketchy celebrity ever getting caught at a strip club from now on:
At least it’s not Don Vito.
richelle | February 14, 2006 at 4:21 pm
what #7 said.
HollyJ | February 14, 2006 at 4:38 pm
“After the lapdance, Mackenzie climbed behind Williams, shoulders hunched, and proceeded to groom his backhair, eating the lice and preening with her teeth, in an effort to bond with the dominant gorilla.”
Moksha | February 14, 2006 at 4:41 pm
wWatever happened to the other hairy gorilla, that blob Marcia he is married to?
Binky | February 14, 2006 at 4:45 pm
He was making “funny faces and noises.” That IS his entire stand-up routine now.
That and the Planet of the Apes stand-in work is where he gets his cash now. What happened to the Big White ? Didn’t even get released ?
ESQ | February 14, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Shit, if I was a striper at Scores that night and Robin was there and all he did was make me laugh for the price of a lapdance I would consider it lucky for two reasons 1) I’d milk him for all he was worth and 2) at least I would not have to perform for him all I would have to do is laugh at him so he would keep giving me money.
ESQ | February 14, 2006 at 4:52 pm
In response to comments #7 & #11 – I remember his impression of eating pussy and I still laugh at that.
overcast | February 14, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Who cares? He has a penis and likes looking at naked girls? What exactly is the problem here?
Sara=hater | February 14, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Can you imagine (No, no don’t actually!) having sex with this guy? Well there goes the romanatic feeling for my Valentine’s Day.
Spindoc | February 14, 2006 at 5:35 pm
How pathetic is it that he is so desperately insecure and in need of attention that he was trying to entertain….the STRIPPER! Hey, Robin, I got news for you…you are PAYING THEM, they will say or do whatever they need to keep your interest and keep the money coming, you don’t have to try to give them your rap.
pookiedoo | February 14, 2006 at 5:36 pm
I’d hit it. He’s less hairy than my ex.
PapaHotNuts | February 14, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Dian Fossey was there, hiding in a corner, taking still frames for her next National Geographic special.
hafaball | February 14, 2006 at 6:02 pm
What the hell? Made funny faces? What happened to the good old days of Robin Williams when he did ten lines of coke off a hooker’s ass, then smashed her in the head with a chair before raping the bartender. This isn’t the Robin Williams I know…. ‘.’;; sniff sniff…
LoneWolf | February 14, 2006 at 7:02 pm
“I was trying to dance for him, but he kept making me laugh by making funny faces and noises.”
Uh, Sweetie? That’s called an orgasm. I hope you got a good tip.
Tracy | February 14, 2006 at 9:04 pm
I was watching him give an acceptance speech at one of those award shows once and he was cracking all these jokes. They panned over to his wife and kids in the audience and they were all doom and gloom with frowning faces. No wonder he seeks his jollies elsewhere.
baltogirl | February 14, 2006 at 10:54 pm
aaagh! (claw out eyes) now, that’s better.
slinkhard | February 15, 2006 at 7:50 am
‘They panned over to his wife and kids in the audience and they were all doom and gloom with frowning faces. No wonder he seeks his jollies elsewhere.’
Be fair. His wife has had to have had sex with him at least once. Could you go on to live a normal life after that?
bjpack | February 15, 2006 at 9:43 am
I wondered why the strippers kept calling me Robin that night. Now I get it.
KissMyIS350 | February 15, 2006 at 9:45 am
Yeah, his wife banged him all the way to the bank.
HollyJ | February 15, 2006 at 1:06 pm
The stripper says he was “very friendly.”
Do many men pay to go into strip clubs to be UNfriendly with the women there?
OF COURSE he’s “friendly.” He wants to play peek-a-boo with your ghole.
CurlyAmyGirl | February 15, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Hey, I was always pretty sure that Robin was a Moe.. Now I’m all confused and don’t know what to think. Is he gay, or is he straight? Where’s there been a Mrs. Williams all these years?
fame is funny | February 15, 2006 at 9:56 pm
this is news?
debs | February 16, 2006 at 8:04 am
I guess banging the nanny just doesn’t do it for him anymore.
TheLusciousDeluxe | February 16, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Nanu nanu.