Robin Williams at RV premiere

April 25th, 2006 // 84 Comments
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There’s only one way to age gracefully, and that’s to dye your hair fiery red.


  1. Idolnian

    That’s it Fisher!!!!

  2. Fisher55

    or danny partridge

  3. Trotter

    @34 If you are going to torture us with your brilliantly ignorant blather, please learn to use proper punctuation. Questions are usually followed by a “question mark”.

    Idiot.

  4. bjpack

    His hair is actually dyed for his next movie role where he will be playing the title role in Reddy or Not: The Carrot Top Story.

  5. Fisher55

    i wonder if the rug matches the curtains (although i wish i didn’t)

  6. robin williams: “this is where i keep me lucky charms…”

  7. shankyouverymuch

    what does any of this mean… why is everyone here so mean… I just wish this was more kean… my real name is dean…

  8. bjpack

    Deen, it’s spelled keen, not kean.

  9. Fisher55

    Dean, wanna suck my peen?

  10. mYslead

    i always though Robin was decent but not extraordinary, but seeing him in some of the late shows lately and who’s line is it anyway, makes me realize, he’s a much better comedian live than in movies.

  11. Aimtrue

    Look my tribute to Red Buttons!!!!
    YOu know he bought the suit because of the liner- so he has to show it off Look its purple I’m cool

  12. snark

    54 & 59…I have to commend these posts for the comedic gold they have spun. That’s gold, Jerry…gold!

  13. Jacq

    #53 – Trotter, I am so glad we’re all back.

    #41 – Edna telling someone that they are smart is like me telling Sherryco that she’s pretty. It’s a an out and out lie!! Why don’t you try converting her, BTW? I’m glad that Edna’s minions are blithering idiots.

    #45 – I prefer to be called handi-capable over retard on acid, even though I am.

    What the hell headline am I even in?
    Yeah, yeah, I know REPORTED!!

  14. Badhero

    #20. Posted by M@ce on April 25, 2006 02:38 PM

    “He always reminds me of a chimp on crack, except chimps are less spastic, more funny, and are less interested in playing with their own feces.”

    HaHWAaahaaAAA!

  15. Badhero

    Still, there’s noone else like him.

  16. junebug

    Yes, actually there are hundreds of people like him. Jim Carrey is like him, and I hate them both.
    SO painfully unfunny.
    I agree with D-Rock.

  17. Iambananas

    Ohhh, he’s ont tha bad and he’s SO funny and SUCH a nice guy on talk shows! I love that guy! And plus, he is good as a dramatic acrot (Good Will Hunting, Awakenings)

  18. pepper brooks

    He looks kind of like Conan, in that if Conan got raped by a pallid sturgeon the progeny would remind me of the picture above. But then again everyone with red hair kind of looks like Conan. Or that damn Carrot To- *commits suicide

  19. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    67 – I gave sherry-co a “dramatic acrot” last night. She told me there’s still blood in her BM.

  20. biatcho

    Just when I think I don’t want to go there anymore the idiot that is Fisher55 goes & agrees with MeganHarris that we shouldn’t make fun of Edna Spermbank anymore (see post #43).

    And your other post #55 is not the most obvious joke at all. loser.

  21. Badhero

    66. Posted by junebug on April 25, 2006 06:21 PM

    “Yes, actually there are hundreds of people like him. Jim Carrey is like him, and I hate them both.
    SO painfully unfunny.
    I agree with D-Rock.”

    You’re forgetting his wholly original, custom-made Bigfoot, body-carpet hair factory–nothing sez funny like back pubes.

  22. Shelley Bonnechance

    That hair makes him look like a short, fat old Conan O’Brien.

    Sorry, Conan.

  23. grammarking

    Posted by Iambananas on April 25, 2006 06:41 PM

    Ohhh, he’s ont tha bad and he’s SO funny and SUCH a nice guy on talk shows! I love that guy! And plus, he is good as a dramatic acrot (Good Will Hunting, Awakenings)

    ——————
    ont should be spelled not.

    acrot should be spelled actor.

    are you dyslexic?

    my work here is done…be cool, stay in school.

  24. Well at least he has a jacket lined with purple to offset his Sally Jesse-Raphael-esque red-dyed hair. and shit.

  25. I’m just happy to say I never liked this guy… and it’s clear he’s turned gay and I don’t know why. I RHYME!

  26. Dammit I wanted to be the first one to make a Conan crack.

    Hit the Walker, Texas Ranger lever, Robin!

  27. flcavery

    Who’s this Robin Williams person? The Robin Williams I remember from 10 years ago was BALDING.

  28. gammanormids

    I just wonder whether that suit had looked better with another hair color… mm…… nope, I don’t think so. Honestly, I don’t know what’s worst…

  29. mommy_long_legs

    Poor Robin Williams…he still thinks he’s funny. Somehow the guy nevertheless ends up at awards shows and in the tabloids. Plus he has a hell of a lot more $$ than I do. The endtimes must surely be here.

  30. robin williams was the first adult actor for kids… the original ‘family movie’ guy… c’mon, when you guys were 5 and 6 you can’t tell me you didn’t watch his movies and laugh.
    i give him props for One Hour Photo. I think it was a great film and would have been a fantastic final bow before retiring. Unfortunately, he’s still working.

  31. glensbabyblu

    Be warned, kids. This is what happens after Glenda the Good Witch boots you out of The Lollipop Guild

  32. gogoboots

    This movie looks so bad, im wincing right now..

  33. bluecanary

    His standup “rules” because he is a notorious bit thief. Ask any stand up comedian. Many of them won’t even perform if he’s in the audience.

  34. tsarinaamanda

    Sherry-co:

    Your phrase “slimy slugs” is getting really tired, along with calling everyone here “trailer trash”. Please find something new to call everyone, something that’s actually clever or original. Your stupidity is harshin my buzz, retard.

    BTW, I think almost all of you (Oshkosh, Mamacita, Papa, etc) are hysterical, and I can only dream of being as clever as you one day!

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