[Disclaimer: At no point did I say look at her face. You did that to yourself.]
Here’s Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn‘s penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore, but more importantly to its victim, that its magic thankfully wears off after decreased contact. So just assume he wasted the bulk of its power on Madonna who to this day regrets not using a stronger youth enchantment. “Only one eye of an albino child. ‘The fuck was I thinking?!”
Adding… Apparently Naomi Watts is in these shots, too. Bully for her.
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NICE
nice
Buttercups !
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I think Madonna is the one that made sean penns penis uglifie every chick after her. She’s the one that carries the ugly stick
I’m sorry, but there isn’t enough bleach in the universe to ever get all the Sean Penn off.
Agreed.
I’d like to butter her cup.
I love it when mysteries are finally much proven.
Also, I love horribly written run-on sentences that have no clear meaning.
Hooray!
Her face looks a little Sean Penny in this picture.
Too late. She’s been Penned.
surprisingly? the woman is incredibly beautiful. of course she looks amazing in a bikini.
She looks a little squinty, but I can deal with that. It’s super dark in my crawlspace anyway.
She’s always been beautiful. This is no surprise. Once again, not every woman turns into a fat, saggy slob after hitting 40.
40….or Sean Penn….
They’re like peas and carrots…
Are those stupid hats required by lesbian law, or what?
her body is amazing, especially on account of her age
I’m not a smart man but I know what Tits are.
BUTTAFACE!!!!! EWW!!!!!!!
Robin is 45. Thats an awesome body for a woman a few years off the big 5-0!
Add another one to the list of ‘women who are over 20 years older than Lindsay Lohan and look better than her.’
Now that is a well-preserved woman. I mean she was in daytime soaps back in the ’80s, and she’s still hot now? How?
once again, not every woman turns into a fat, saggy slob after turning 40.
It’s called taking care of yourself.
o.k.: LET’S HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS NOW……….
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaah… today. Mawwiage.. that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam…
She looks better in it than Scarlett Johansson.
Unfortunately not visible in these photos: Naomi’s fabulous nipples, the greatest nipples in the whole wide world.
jenny. I thought you died of the virus.
Owen Wilson looks hot in a bikini.
Someone show these to Scarjo.