[Disclaimer: At no point did I say look at her face. You did that to yourself.]
Here’s Robin Wright looking surprisingly good in a bikini yesterday which finally much proves that Sean Penn‘s penis is the fabled “ugly stick” of lore, but more importantly to its victim, that its magic thankfully wears off after decreased contact. So just assume he wasted the bulk of its power on Madonna who to this day regrets not using a stronger youth enchantment. “Only one eye of an albino child. ‘The fuck was I thinking?!”
Adding… Apparently Naomi Watts is in these shots, too. Bully for her.