Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Are Separating, I Can’t Imagine Why

Yesterday, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they’re separating which seems odd for a couple in a totally “chill” open marriage because it’s not like that’s a concept entirely based on at least one person being tired of fucking the other. It has all the elements for success. People reports:

“We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time,” the couple tell PEOPLE on Monday in an exclusive statement.
The pair, who first met when Thicke was 14, have been married since 2005 and welcomed son Julian Fuego in April 2010.

Of course, some people might say that suggesting your husband star in a sexy video with Emily Ratajkowski probably isn’t the smartest thing to do for your marriage, and those people are correct as shit. Have you seen this thing? There are Catholic priests watching it who haven’t touched their child dungeons for days. Days.

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