Paula Patton Wanted Robin Thicke To Bang Lana Scolaro, Is ‘Chill’

September 4th, 2013 // 16 Comments
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Last week, the Internet saw an Instagram photo of Robin Thicke‘s hand up Lana Scolaro‘s ass which I just assumed would’ve already resulted in a Lana Scolaro sex tape by now, but apparently she’s going to take the slow, methodical route of selling stories to the tabloids first. Which makes sense because you can’t just jump into it without building an audience first. That’s how you get AIDS. Via Life & Style:

The two had met the week before at a friend’s party, and she says he immediately approached her at the 1Oak VMAs shindig with the pick-up line, “I just love the fact that you’re so young.”
“His hands were everywhere,” says Lana.
Lana says that initially she pushed him away because he’s a married man, but that Robin told her Paula was “chill” and even encouraged Lana to talk to her.
And his bad behavior only continued as Robin led Lana into his car to leave the nightclub and, oddly, his wife joined them.
They all headed to a bash at a suite in the Greenwich Hotel, where Robin and Lana got closer on the couch.
“I went to the bathroom, and when I came out he was standing there,” she tells Life & Style. “He turned off the lights so no one could see us, and he started making out with me. He was grabbing me. He was like, ‘I want to get you into bed!’”

To add to this story, Todd at IDLYITW has a similar anecdote from a different woman who claims Paula Patton and Robin Thicke find chicks to bang together. Which might seem unnatural, at first, until you think about how easy it’d be for Paula to slip out of the room and watch a whole episode of Giuliana & Bill without interruptions then it becomes something out of a dream. (I just sold all your wives on open marriages. You’re welcome.)

Photos: Getty

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  1. Milkman

    Thanks, Fish!

  2. How is my wife being able to watch 5 minutes of her favorite show going to sell her on open marriage??
    OK, 3 minutes.

    • JC

      You can extend the love act by starting, as Robin did, with a sensual anal massage.

      • You can extend the love act even further by replaying Miley Cyrus at the VMAs over and over in your head. (WARNING: This method often results in complete loss of erection.)

  3. Bradley Cooper Likes Girls!

    2 words: Awesome wife.

  4. CDaN readers knew this a week ago.

  5. Lines are indeed blurry.

  6. PaulasPuppiesYum

    Uhm what do you expect. They’re a Hollywood couple that have been dating each other since they were 13 years old people! 13 years old! If you’ve been with someone since the 7th grade, you’d have to turn up the kink factor at some point. Throwing an extra girl on the mix isn’t too crazy when you think about it.

  7. She sounds like the perfect wife to me. I hope she convinced him to have sex with Emily Ratajkowski. Not that he would need much convincing.

  8. This article has made me love them even more as a couple. I’m down to be in a 3 some with those 2 any day!

  9. JungleRed

    So does she get a threesome with Pharell once in awhile?

  10. BbyBluThghHghs

    The chick they chose to mess around with isn’t terribly attractive. Not sure what the mutual appeal was…

  11. Jenn

    No, the hell with all that extra drama, I’ll have sex with my husband and then watch TV(not that preying mantis chick and her hubby either) I’ve got TiVo.

  12. This is a bullshit story. But it will sell well to generation zero because them motherfuckers have no values. Oh, by the way, Robin and Paula have a toddler together.

    • OK, let’s run with this…so what you’re saying is that since they have a toddler together, they have values, so Thicke’s fingers must have slid up Scolaro’s dress and deep into her backside accidentally. Right. You believe that. Right. Good luck with that.

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