Roberto Cavalli Is Kind Of Awesome

The Superficial | December 2, 2011 - 1:23 pm

For those of you wondering when men eventually stop ogling women, here’s 71-year-old Italian fashion mogul Roberto Cavalli blatantly staring at his Russian girlfriend’s ass while she’s bending over in a bikini. An ass he’s guaranteed to see whenever he wants because he always keeps bills in his pocket, yet here he is taking a peek anyway because otherwise his brain will rip completely out of his skull which is really the only way to describe it to anyone who doesn’t have a penis. Factor in that he could die of natural causes at any second, and I’m genuinely amazed he just didn’t press his face up against it and go, “That’s a good pizza pie-a!” Romance is dead, is what I’m saying.

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