Roberto Cavalli Is Still Awesome

June 17th, 2013 // 68 Comments

When we last left fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, he was playing the odds exactly right by hitting on Elin Nordegren, and I’ll never understand how that didn’t work out. Fortunately, Roberto is a self-made man who builds from the ashes of his failures, if building from the ashes of your failures means making a model in her 20s spray your dick with a garden hose. I’ll probably be shitting myself in a nursing home at 80, so this is like watching a fairy tale come to life. That oddly stares back. While touching itself. I don’t like this post anymore.

Photo: CIAO/AKM-GSI

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  1. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    Yesssss my preciousssssss, why can they see us my precioussssss?

  2. schmidtler

    And in related late breaking news, women are whores.

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    Cuddles
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    Now I understand his obsession with working snakes into his designs.

  4. If sure if he was a middle class retired factory worker, he wouldn’t be pulling tail of this quality.

  5. Pepper's Pot

    as a side note, that a really awesome dog

  6. Oscar

    this is the most disturbing shit I’ve seen on this site, and it frequently features the Kardashians

  7. The elderly often need a good hose down to remove crystallized urine and dried feces.

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    John Travolta
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    What has been seen….cannot be unseen.

  9. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    At least he gave her a break for a while and had her wash the dog’s balls for a while.

  10. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    FFS.

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    Ronaldo
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    LOL. Oh my. Shot me when i get old.

  12. EricLR

    Come here sweaty, grandpa wants to give you some hard candy.

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    anonymous
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    LOL fuck the Dos Equis dude….THIS is the most interesting man in the world.

    Washing the dirt off his balls probably wasn’t the nastiest thing she did with him that day.

  14. omg ew. when an old person dates someone much younger, the look much older . . .

    in the words of Phoebe – gold digging slut, cradle robbing perv

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    Yuk
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    What a sick couple, all I can say is he must be rich and she must be a parasite for his money. They look disgusting as a couple.

  16. at least he didnt go sit in the shallow water and dump a load.
    i hate it when they do that.

  17. She’s only with him because the sex is awesome.

  18. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    Isn’t there a Shel Silverstein drawing of this guy?

  19. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    Still not as gross as his face.

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    AweseomeTownie
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    FUCK, he’s still alive. Ok…we’ll do that thing again.

  21. tlmck

    Money can always buy a tramp stamp.

  22. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    “Yeah that’s it, get right in there, I’m not as flexible as I used to be…”

  23. Old, wealthy, nasty man with young gold digger/prostitute, been going on since the beginning of time and will until the world ends.

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    Vlad
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    Premature ejaculation’s a bitch

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    Vlad
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    Give me a minute…I’ve gotta’ refill my implant.

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    girl
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    these people are sick. i won’t even ask why they are doing this on a yacht in plain view of everybody, but why is that younger guy watching?

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    Trixie
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    What the hell are they doing? What’s with the bottle of shampoo?

  28. Jason

    I want to be this man when I grow up.

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    Joe 6pack
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    THAT is the definition of a gold-digger: banging some vile wrinkly saggy skeleton for money. That, or a prostitute.

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    tommt
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    LOVE how she looks like she’s about to gag

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    The Brown Streak
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    Say that pic of Sofia Verg…….Goodbye erection

  32. I want a documentary about her life to be commissioned ASAP

  33. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    GOLDFINGAH!!!

  34. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    Someone needs to tell this guy that he’s not a gangsta.

  35. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    Doggie Thought Bubble:

    “What the fuck…??? That looks fun. When she washed my junk she only used her hands and her mouth!”

  36. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    An hour later, in a flash of light and a puff of smoke, this old duffer turned into a pile of ashes.

  37. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    That fucking dog knows whose muffin to butter.

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    Lola
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    Jesus how dirty is it?

  39. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    lol, each one of these pictures is hilarious

  40. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    lmao

  41. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    Dude, how long was this guy rinsing his fucking crotch for, hahahah

  42. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    (“Be a captain in the Mediterranean” they said. “Its a dream job” they said.)

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    famesandwhich
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    “She works hard for the money.”
    Dee Do Dee Do
    “So hard for it honey!”
    Dee Do Dee Do

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    famesandwich
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    Sad dog: “There are some things that can not be unseen.”

  45. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
    famesandwhich
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    The desperate and hysterical laughter of a woman who just examined her life choices.

  46. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
    famesandwhich
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    Sad dog: “There are somethings which can not be unseen.”

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    Cher X
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    She is EARNING that money….

  48. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    The look of shame on that dog’s face tells us there is a lot he’s seen that cannot be unseen.

  49. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    “You-uh see I shave-a my ball-zuh. I don’t-a want you thinking I’m too old-uh fa-you.”

  50. Roberto Cavalli Dick Wash Girlfriend Lina Nilson
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    David smiled approvingly as Roberto directed the hose at Scout. “SEE HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS? IT’s THE SAME WAY I WASH DOWN AFTER TOM CRUISE VISITS!”

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