Roberto Cavalli Tried To Bang Tiger Wood’s Ex Now

December 5th, 2011 // 35 Comments

When we last left Roberto Cavalli, he was demonstrating how awesome it is to be old because you can do all kinds of horny shit and people just laugh and call you adorable. So, of course, here is in a Speedo essentially trying to maul Tiger Woods‘ ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Although, in Robert Cavalli’s defense, I can actually see these two working out. He’s an insanely wealthy fashion designer with millions of dollars in the bank, and she’s Elin Nordegren. They were practically made for each other.

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  1. cc

    I think he’s just congratulating her on the fact she’ll never even have to contemplate working for the rest of her life.

  2. bbiowa

    Clearly the Undying Lands kicked ASS for Bilbo Baggins.

  3. hmna

    Roberto Cavalli is a pimp. I want to be like him when I grow up.

  4. Cavalli’s just trying to exploit the “you’re sleeping with every person your partner’s ever slept with” thing. He figures that by leveraging Tiger’s penchant for whores, he can beat Wilt Chamberlain’s record.

    “penchant for whores”… I like the sound of that.

  5. Cock Dr

    Elin wore tall boots and a long sleeved shirt to the beach; she knew what she was getting into.
    All that’s missing is a sword and a shield.
    No helmet necessary; he’s not interested in anything above the collarbones.

    • belly savalas

      LOL – too bad she forgot to don a gas mask – he’s gotta be knocking her down with his old/drunken/coffee/poli-dent breath at that moment…

  6. skunk

    did he invent Z. Cavarrici

  7. God is Black

    “To me being a gangster(Old Cunt With Shit load of $) was better than being president of the United States.”

  8. it had to be said

    Look at the flip top head on that little troll. Good for him!

  9. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
    Snack pack
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    I’ll give him credit for at least not staring at her boobs. At least not in this pic.

  10. Venom

    Tiger is a jackass and she is a worthless gold digger, they really should have stayed together.

  11. Should roughing be regulated? What's your stance?

    Each time I see R.C. I get nightmares. I see goons chasing me because I make errors while typing. Not sure if I should be amused or disturbed.

  12. forrest gump

    these sort of women like the oldies.
    ………it’s like the song: “Wooly Bully” OF Sam The Sjam & The Pharaos!!

  13. mrsmass

    why is that guy’s head so fucking huge?

  14. Is that an actual human being or something Industrial Light And Magic would crack out of their latex factory?

  15. Schmidtler

    she’s old, pumped out a couple kids, and has proven herself to be a loose lipped gold digger – so how is it that this old rich dude couldn’t find 100 other better, younger, more discrete young girls to hang out on his boat and check his prostate? besides all that, once Tiger dipped his wick in that, the well is poisoned.

  16. Here is a man who makes millions on selling fashion, on a beach in an open denim shirt and some kind of Speedo.

  17. HC66

    So whadya think of this? Next year for Halloween I’ll be Jabba the Hutt and you can be my Slave Leia! Huh? How ’bout it?!?

  18. Elin Nordegren
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    So that’s what $100 million dollar pussy looks like.

  19. MarkM

    Good luck with that gay, fat Milton Berle!

  20. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
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    “The stories, they are true! Last night, I took a steam bath with $100 bills to release the smell and this morning I woke up to Elin Nordegren in my bedroom!”

  21. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
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    He looks like the leprechaun!

  22. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
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    Can you say, “Jokerface?”

  23. JaDeD

    Thanks for nothing hogwart!

  24. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m not saying she’s a Golddigger, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke n–ger.

    • lou

      how do you know? it;s the first pap pic I’ve seen of her. Any guy she dates will look broke with her + she ain’t interested in creepy cavallie.

  25. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
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    Models are really tall these days, that or the Grape Ape shrunk.

  26. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
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    Cool! Leaked stills from The Hobbit movie!

  27. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
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    Is that… *checks photo tag, continues joke*…is that Roberto cavalli?

  28. Roberto Cavalli Elin Nordegren
    Lauran Childs
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    Oh my fucking God! And I thought trout pouts were the domain of women.

  29. Elin Nordegren
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    Christ alive… She’s dating a fucking bobble head now!

  30. Elin Nordegren
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    I can smell that stinky nasty shit from here

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