When we last left Roberto Cavalli, he was demonstrating how awesome it is to be old because you can do all kinds of horny shit and people just laugh and call you adorable. So, of course, here is in a Speedo essentially trying to maul Tiger Woods‘ ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Although, in Robert Cavalli’s defense, I can actually see these two working out. He’s an insanely wealthy fashion designer with millions of dollars in the bank, and she’s Elin Nordegren. They were practically made for each other.
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I think he’s just congratulating her on the fact she’ll never even have to contemplate working for the rest of her life.
Clearly the Undying Lands kicked ASS for Bilbo Baggins.
Roberto Cavalli is a pimp. I want to be like him when I grow up.
Cavalli’s just trying to exploit the “you’re sleeping with every person your partner’s ever slept with” thing. He figures that by leveraging Tiger’s penchant for whores, he can beat Wilt Chamberlain’s record.
“penchant for whores”… I like the sound of that.
Elin wore tall boots and a long sleeved shirt to the beach; she knew what she was getting into.
All that’s missing is a sword and a shield.
No helmet necessary; he’s not interested in anything above the collarbones.
LOL – too bad she forgot to don a gas mask – he’s gotta be knocking her down with his old/drunken/coffee/poli-dent breath at that moment…
did he invent Z. Cavarrici
“To me being a gangster(Old Cunt With Shit load of $) was better than being president of the United States.”
Look at the flip top head on that little troll. Good for him!
I’ll give him credit for at least not staring at her boobs. At least not in this pic.
Tiger is a jackass and she is a worthless gold digger, they really should have stayed together.
…for the children? Who am I kidding. They’re screwed no matter what.
Each time I see R.C. I get nightmares. I see goons chasing me because I make errors while typing. Not sure if I should be amused or disturbed.
Try claiming PTSD. You won’t get sympathy for anything else.
these sort of women like the oldies.
………it’s like the song: “Wooly Bully” OF Sam The Sjam & The Pharaos!!
why is that guy’s head so fucking huge?
Just be glad it’s the one attached to his neck that’s affected.
Is that an actual human being or something Industrial Light And Magic would crack out of their latex factory?
she’s old, pumped out a couple kids, and has proven herself to be a loose lipped gold digger – so how is it that this old rich dude couldn’t find 100 other better, younger, more discrete young girls to hang out on his boat and check his prostate? besides all that, once Tiger dipped his wick in that, the well is poisoned.
Here is a man who makes millions on selling fashion, on a beach in an open denim shirt and some kind of Speedo.
So whadya think of this? Next year for Halloween I’ll be Jabba the Hutt and you can be my Slave Leia! Huh? How ’bout it?!?
So that’s what $100 million dollar pussy looks like.
Good luck with that gay, fat Milton Berle!
“The stories, they are true! Last night, I took a steam bath with $100 bills to release the smell and this morning I woke up to Elin Nordegren in my bedroom!”
He looks like the leprechaun!
Can you say, “Jokerface?”
Thanks for nothing hogwart!
I’m not saying she’s a Golddigger, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke n–ger.
how do you know? it;s the first pap pic I’ve seen of her. Any guy she dates will look broke with her + she ain’t interested in creepy cavallie.
Models are really tall these days, that or the Grape Ape shrunk.
Cool! Leaked stills from The Hobbit movie!