Robert Schimmel arrested

May 2nd, 2009 // 59 Comments

Comedian Robert Schimmel was arrested this morning for allegedly committing felony domestic violence, and is being held on $50,000 bail. TMZ reports:

Cops got a call to come to Schimmel’s Calabasas home at around 12:30 AM. They observed physical marks on his wife. Law enforcement tells us there was an argument that allegedly turned violent.

So apparently Robert Schimmel divorced his first wife three times, then married his daughter’s best friend, Melissa, who is half his age. And then, uh, hit her this morning during an argument. So let this be a lesson to all you young ladies out there: don’t marry your best friend’s super old dad. Boy, it’s a good thing I’m here to tell you the things you just don’t know.

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  1. to pappy smeary…maybe hitler was right about the blacks and the jews?? what about the 18 million people he had killed that were neither african american or jewish??? u r an ignorant soul. hitler was the problem in the 20′s and 30″s . you are the problem now. come find me in nyc and i will explain to you how wrong he was.

  2. to pappy smeary…maybe hitler was right about the blacks and the jews?? what about the 18 million people he had killed that were neither african american or jewish??? u r an ignorant soul. hitler was the problem in the 20′s and 30″s . you are the problem now. come find me in nyc and i will explain to you how wrong he was.

  3. hey caucasoid….great name by the way…another ignorant soul….jews kicked out of 45 countries??? really….that is fantastic….jews are savages??? have you seen the conditions in israel…comfort and life for jews, muslims and anyone else who wants to live there……a garden has grown where the jews settled in 48 and fought off the arabs time and again…ur tongue is forked and its sad that you would call people savages who live by the laws of their faith and only protect themselves from radical “savages” and hate.. how many little israeli boys are bound with bombs and told to make the sacrifice??? none. jewish children in israel are in school learning how to learn, not learning how to kill the innocent.. keep the hate weak man… you said that “you guys are harsh” referring to people commenting on ur words. obviously you don t realize how hateful those words are. if i had to guess you live in a town where everyone is pretty much the same and its easy to conform. why dont you grab your balls, listen to people who arent the same as you and try to understand why your comments were so offensive. come to nyc and i will explain it to you if you need. peace and out.

  4. and by the way brilliant caucasoid…..how many non white jews you know?? your statements are so ridiculous that it makes me think you are no older than 15. love to hear what your jaded idea of the “white man” is. and tell dad to stop beating your mom and tell uncle white man it was wrong to molest the cute girls in the family.. how does that feel normal white man livin in usa and having the freedom to speak your mind. what you need is a good ass whipping. just like the germans got from a bunch of poor jewish, black and AMERICAN soldiers that gave you and ur family the freedom they enjoy now.

  5. and by the way brilliant caucasoid…..how many non white jews you know?? your statements are so ridiculous that it makes me think you are no older than 15. love to hear what your jaded idea of the “white man” is. and tell dad to stop beating your mom and tell uncle white man it was wrong to molest the cute girls in the family.. how does that feel normal white man livin in usa and having the freedom to speak your mind. what you need is a good ass whipping. just like the germans got from a bunch of poor jewish, black and AMERICAN soldiers that gave you and ur family the freedom they enjoy now.

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  7. Cheney was not the real power or acting in the interest of Halliburton. Much of the oil has run the circus for a while now and it is, but the law, mock Republicans, Democrats had not beaten his wife, as Schimmel.

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