Robert Schimmel arrested

Comedian Robert Schimmel was arrested this morning for allegedly committing felony domestic violence, and is being held on $50,000 bail. TMZ reports:

Cops got a call to come to Schimmel’s Calabasas home at around 12:30 AM. They observed physical marks on his wife. Law enforcement tells us there was an argument that allegedly turned violent.

So apparently Robert Schimmel divorced his first wife three times, then married his daughter’s best friend, Melissa, who is half his age. And then, uh, hit her this morning during an argument. So let this be a lesson to all you young ladies out there: don’t marry your best friend’s super old dad. Boy, it’s a good thing I’m here to tell you the things you just don’t know.

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