Robert Pattinson’s GQ photo shoot
In case you live under a rock and/or have a penis, Robert Pattinson of Twilight hysteria appears in the April issue of GQ, and for the record, ladies, I look exactly like this guy. Unless he doesn’t float your boat then I meant to say Mario Lopez. Or how about Ted Danson? Denzel Washington? You know what? Let’s just say my bedroom is poorly lit, and call it a draw.