In case you live under a rock and/or have a penis, Robert Pattinson of Twilight hysteria appears in the April issue of GQ, and for the record, ladies, I look exactly like this guy. Unless he doesn’t float your boat then I meant to say Mario Lopez. Or how about Ted Danson? Denzel Washington? You know what? Let’s just say my bedroom is poorly lit, and call it a draw.
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Thor | March 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Look, it’s the real life Vinnie Chase!!!
Amy | March 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Wow. This guy is pretty much the hottest guy I have ever seen. I’d force him to fuck me at least five times a day.
whatthe | March 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm
pretty hideous there
Dusk till Dawn | March 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Oh wow GQ cover! Can’t wait not to read that !!
Dusk till Dawn | March 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Oh wow GQ cover! Can’t wait not to read that !!
tmreemboy | March 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
” WealthyRomances ——-com ”
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
yum-o | March 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Hotness……though I hate the fact that they airbrushed him so much on the cover that his skin looks like plastic.
Katie | March 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm
His nose is crooked.
Valerie | March 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Following in the path of the funny guys on here, but my own female version, he’d look better with my sweet female juices all over his lips : )
Amber | March 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Oh boots! Now he’s less hot. Also, he should shave. Thesuperficial writer: when are you scheduled to appear on the cover of GQ? Sports Illustrated? Maybe you can be the next VS angel.
GuyHolly | March 12, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Hey dude!! Flock of Seagals called, they want their hairdo back.
ass | March 12, 2009 at 4:36 pm
kinda gay looking-
ass | March 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm
kinda gay looking-
idiot | March 12, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Shot number three looks like he’s trying to plug up old faithful at the last minute.
NipTuck | March 12, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Cute. Hot. Sexy.
Yes.
Brandon | March 12, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Chicks seriously dig this guy? He looks like he’s about to molest a child at any moment, and he creeped me the fuck out when he was presenting at the Oscars.
GuyHolly | March 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Didn’t George Michaels have the same gay ass look 20 years ago?
Mary | March 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm
How did he get his hair to stick up like that???
Oh yeah…semen.
Jessica | March 12, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I’d let him jizz in my mouth and then immediately spit it in his face. Or maybe, I’d let him jizz in my hand and then bitch slap him afterwards. That would be fun.
Valerie | March 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm
“Jessica”–NOW you’re talking! What a sexy beast you are :D
Zanna | March 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm
ha ha ha! Flock of Seagulls….good one, Guy.
Jessica, look at his hair..I think he’s got spunk in it already.
Randal | March 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Nice cover for a magazine that has helped boys become men and one that is well respected in the publishing industry. Even on top, Robert continues to down play his success. A true man indeed.
Randal
Lowlands | March 12, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I’d let him jizz in my mouth and then immediately swallow it
amanda | March 12, 2009 at 4:50 pm
hes not hot
hes got a nice smile and a pleasant speaking voice
but i vouldnt fuck him with your moms vagina
chirs | March 12, 2009 at 4:51 pm
hope he never has to go prison, he will be the bitches bitch
Valerie | March 12, 2009 at 4:52 pm
@ Thatagirl! Or……guy (?)
Guest | March 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I don’t get what all those girls see in him.
I’m a sucker for british guys,
but he’s really, really *really*
not that hot…
I don’t get it….?
GuyHolly | March 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Seagulls…….Seagals, damn I work around to many Jewish Docs.
Lowlands | March 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I’m a guy….. and I love to swallow @ 26
Katie | March 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Anyone else reminded of Joaquin Pheonix?
call me | March 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Dear Fish, I would have you any day over this flamer, if only for your witty sense of humor!
Valkyrie | March 12, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Hmmm…nah. I just want to punch him in the face really hard.
I think he is SO unatractive. So yeah, you other ladies can drink his sperm on tap and the more FOR YOU.
Christian Bale. ::sucks tongue:: Christian Bale is meat.
Lowlands | March 12, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Dear Fish, I like mine with lettuce and tomatos….
Lana | March 12, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Damn he’s hot. Like me. We’d be a great couple ;D
Karen | March 12, 2009 at 5:08 pm
He’s not gay. He’s one of those drug-addled icky-sex straight guys who get lots of girls and like to do fetish-type stuff in bed. What you see as gayness is the sickness. Well, a different type of sickness…not the Tom Cruise strain.
Danielle | March 12, 2009 at 5:14 pm
OMG thank you for posting these!! soooo hot.
Danielle | March 12, 2009 at 5:14 pm
OMG thank you for posting these!! soooo hot.
SoTe | March 12, 2009 at 5:16 pm
FUGLY!!!!!!
redsonja1313 | March 12, 2009 at 5:24 pm
DO ME HARD AND OUT ME AWAY WET & DON’T BE THERE IN THE MORNING !!!!!
OH AND LIKE JOHHNY DRAMA>>>> DON”T GO RIGHT !!! Not a good angle on that nose !! But I am pretty the view looking up when he is flat on his back will do just fine !!!
redsonja1313 | March 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm
***fucking internet ***lets try that without the typos
DO ME HARD AND PUT ME AWAY WET & DON’T BE THERE IN THE MORNING !!!!!
OH AND LIKE JOHHNY DRAMA>>>> DON’T GO RIGHT !!!
Not a good angle on that nose !! But I am pretty sure the view looking up when he is flat on his back will do just fine !!!
Valerie | March 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm
35–oh, now he’s perfect! Bring on the fetish stuff, Robbie!
lisa | March 12, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I see you have dropped all your attempts at having different content that Perez.
Seriously, just put in the effort or find something else to do. I’m losing interest.
LT | March 12, 2009 at 5:32 pm
He is well hot – in my opinion of course. He’s my sort, just as David Beckham or Von Diesel are other girls’ sorts, even though they look like a bag of hot manky dog sick. If you don’t like him, fine, leave him to the other hundred thousand wrist slashing emo’s and horny housewives, we’d be glad to have him.
g_girl | March 12, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I DON’T GET IT!!! WHAT IS SO HOT ABOUT THIS GUY?!
APART FROM THE FACT THAT HE THINKS HIS THE SHIT, WHICH REALLY PISSES ME OFF !!!
GET OVER YOURSELF, YOURE JUST SOME KID WITH A STRANGE FACE WHO REFUSES TO SHOWER REGULARLY!!! YOU WERE CHOSEN TO ACT IN A MOVIE WHICH WOULD BE A HIT WITH OR WITHOUT YOU, DUMBASS!!!!
IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU ANYTHING!!!
God, I feel better now.
Lain | March 12, 2009 at 5:47 pm
g_girl,
Stop menstruating all over your keyboard.
redsonja1313 | March 12, 2009 at 5:48 pm
yah know can you really help who you find fuckable…. I see the odd angles and the crooked nose and lets face it he is REALLY hairy, and he smokes and is probably a nutter but he really just looks like he can slam you up against a wall and fuck the shit out of you !!! and well that works for me…. plus the british accents helps
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 12, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Serious, SERIOUS Hollywood douchefag. I mean just LOOK at picture number four. Tousled fag-pout of LAAAYDEEZ THIS WAAAY.
*facepunch*
*facepunch*
*facepunch*
*facepunch*
*facepunch*
rachel | March 12, 2009 at 5:54 pm
wow. I think I just drooled a little =/
Mysticalmissc | March 12, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I wish I was 16 again, so I could post these photos all over my bedroom wall….
redsonja1313 | March 12, 2009 at 5:58 pm
@ 49 ………… thank god for computer wallpaper….but these photos still won’t get the Comedian bumped