Robert Pattinson will save you, Haiti

George Clooney just scored a major coup for his Hope for Haiti Telethon. E! News reports:

I just got word that the Twilight star has signed on for Friday’s Hope for Haiti telethon. As of right now, it looks like Rob will be the sole presenter in London with performances by Jay-Z and Bono.
No word yet on Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, but as I was the first to tell you Hollywood’s hottest vampire movie trio is a very wanted group for the telethon because of the impact they would have with young people.

All jokes aside, this is a huge help for relief efforts from a generally media-shy celebrity. Mostly because he just needs to brood into the camera and undersexed women worldwide will go on a crime spree for Haiti. Which is why I’ve always maintained Robert Pattinson will be both our savior and our destroyer.

*builds barricade of designer purses*

Let’s see your woman army get through that! Have at you!

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