By popular demand, here’s a shirtless Robert Pattinson on the set of New Moon in Italy. Because sometimes this site isn’t about breasts, bikinis, more breasts, bikinis wrapped around breasts, penis jokes, America, quantum physics, heterosexual male fantasies, robots, bikinis built by robots, giant asses and some French chick’s nipples. It’s about a man who will later have CGI diamonds added to his chest. — But mostly that other stuff.
Scope Out (21) Pics of Robert on Celebuzz
Photos: Splash News
Que | May 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Que pale.
naas | May 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm
don’t care
Deva | May 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm
The funny thing is that if he wern’t in that pittiful movie, the throngs of 14 year olds wouldn’t be fingering themselves to him daily. What makes this guy attractive? Is it because he’s the flavor of the moment? If he were a normal, non-celebrity, this guy wouldn’t get a single phone number.
Live it up while you can. The ride will soon be over for you.
Shee shee | May 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Why are there dots all over him?
s | May 27, 2009 at 3:41 pm
#4 : pretty sure the dots are used to track motion for layering in cgi effects (the diamond skin)
Shallow Val | May 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm
From the neck down, it’s all good. From the neck up… bears too strong a resemblance to Benecio Del Toro, and that’s not okay. That said, I’d still be all over that, but only in reverse cowgirl because Del Toro gives me the creeps.
Sexy Techy | May 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Thanks for the pic. Never heard of him or the movie and I hope he never gets fat.
Jess | May 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm
as a straight woman, i’d rather see some breasts than that spangly twat
hmm | May 27, 2009 at 3:54 pm
……alright then.
thatlizkid | May 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@3 i think he’s fit DESPITE the fact that he’s in twilight
e-rock | May 27, 2009 at 4:07 pm
strange, he looks better shirtless…. hmmm…. X-D
Otherwise, all of the pics I have seen of him previously, didn’t do it for me. I didn’t get the whole craze about this guy, but without the shirt on… now thats a little tasty morsel indeed. Except he’s probably not circumsized. eewwww!! I once dated a guy from Dublin, hung like a horse, but with a turtle neck. eeek! listen men, we like it better cut!! just sayin. please continue ogling.
mama | May 27, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Um…I’m ready. Thank you god for this one. I’ll take it.
Snooch | May 27, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Guy looks like a fag yo.
Sherry | May 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Omg. Yum.
Sarah | May 27, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Personally, I would notice him even if he weren’t in Twilight. I think he’s gorgeous and again personally, I don’t quite understand why commenters would waste their own time if they are just going to diss him. Just seems silly to me.
Regardless, I find him gorgeous. His body is buff without being gross, I actually like pale skin on certain guys and his eyes are dead sexy. Plus, in interviews with him, he seems like someone I would actually find approachable and fun to talk to, unlike many celebs.
Tate | May 27, 2009 at 4:16 pm
“Um…I’m ready. Thank you god for this one. I’ll take it.”
Wow. You’re thinking God over shirtless pictures? If there is a God, I don’t think God cares about you touching yourself. It amazes me that people actually pray to God and thank God for something so trivial. Thanking God for these pictures is like thanking God for taking a dump.
Tom Cruise | May 27, 2009 at 4:17 pm
he makes my cornhole throb
Jackback | May 27, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Remember Daniel Radcliffe? Of course you don’t. This guy will be forgotten with in a year. Also…. lol at the person who said he is buff. He is probably 5’10 140lbs. He is not buff, 95% of college guys who go bar hopping would break that twig in half.
le fag | May 27, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@16, my grandmother — may she RIP — used to thank God for her morning visits to the bathroom. why not thank God for all the little blessings in life? if it makes you happy, why not thank the almighty for giving us the things that give us joy… or in my grandma’s case, relief.
Valerie | May 27, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Funny today! : D Nice pelvis, Pattinson.
Tom Cruise | May 27, 2009 at 4:22 pm
#18, I wouldn’t mind trying to break his twig in my half…
Sweet Cheeks (HIV +) | May 27, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I get down on my belly for him in an instant.
Tricia | May 27, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@e-rock: Intact penises (penii?) are the way to go, and over 80% of the men in the world are intact by the way, with no complaints from us international women. I’d much rather enjoy a whole penis than a keratinized, de-sensitized ‘compact’ model that has fewer functions. ;-)
RedFantaGirl | May 27, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I think he’s delicious. And I’m so fucking tired of people saying he’s pale. He is supposed to be that pale because of the character. All the actors of the Twilight movies have to avoid the sun and on top of that have to wear heavy makeup to give them milky white skin.
Tucker Jay | May 27, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Nice looking. Nothing special.
Erica | May 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Thank you, Superficial Writer! Thank you. Why, yes, I am a girl…How did you know? ::puzzlement::
MaryJane | May 27, 2009 at 5:20 pm
@19 LMAO that cracked me up, it reminds me of my grandma “Gloria Dios!” LOL!
-and don’t hate on me but I only find him attractive as the Vamp, seeing him in normal pics is like ..meh…
—Oh gawd I’m such a loser! >.<
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | May 27, 2009 at 5:20 pm
How the heck can girls and women get so excited over a guy that doesn’t take baths? Gee.
Alli Watermelon | May 27, 2009 at 5:29 pm
This guy is not hot. I don’t get it. Good movie though (Twilight)!
Funeral Guy | May 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Quit posting pictures of dudes. That is all.
lizzy | May 27, 2009 at 6:29 pm
this guy is gross. i think everyone needs to get over it and move on. he’s overrated.
oh noez | May 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm
#16
Right. Like that poster is seriously praying to god. WTF is wrong with you? I mean, besides your mental retardation?
#28
Hm. How can people be just as infatuated with cartoonish tits etc? Golly.
April | May 27, 2009 at 6:51 pm
#27 I agree, only as Edward is he attractive. I think Pattinson is too hairy.
ChunkyMonkey | May 27, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Well this certainly does nothing to quash the stereotype about pale Brits.
Or maybe he’s just a racist son of a bitch and wants to be as white as possible.
emjay | May 27, 2009 at 7:27 pm
he is yummy…and I’m not 12
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 27, 2009 at 7:32 pm
you fucking weird Americans are the ones who are circumcised you, Muslims and Jews yes Pattinson won’t have had his foreskin snipped off, won”t have the lack od sensitivity that having it removed brings, WOW poor Pattinson doesn’t please some ugly American bitch – WOE is HIM I am sure – NOT!!
ROUGH Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Puh lease! back by popular demand? Ill let you into a little secret, chics are into what guys are into…ill bet this post wont reach 90post in 24 hours…
mikeock | May 27, 2009 at 7:40 pm
fucking pan face
Lori | May 27, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Thanks Superficial Guy-now I know your up on whats goin on in the world today—and to all you haters???????? WHAT THE FUCK????? If anyone has read the books or seen the movie Rob is hot because he OOOOZZEESS Sexuality! This guy is so NOT arrogant or cocky-he is completely embarrassed of all this attention and it makes him even MORE appealing! And he’s supposed to be white cuz he’s a blood sucking vampire-and Ever hear of Jim Morrison? thats who Rob should play next…..
If you hate him then don’t fucking click on his picture you major league douche bags! Go back and stare at your hot “Cameron Diaz’s or Justin Timberlakes” and leave the Rob lovers alone!
thebigkahuna | May 27, 2009 at 8:35 pm
i want him on top of me.
Rinoa | May 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I’m not a young teenage girl and yet I think he’s super hot. Thanks for the pics. ;)
angie | May 27, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Oh the naughty things i wanna do to him.. Thank you for posting these delicious pictures.
Guido | May 27, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I like how they air brushed his ab muscles onto him..The guy is a twig and can’t act.
Angry | May 27, 2009 at 8:53 pm
He is so hot. I would suck him all nite.
forl | May 27, 2009 at 9:02 pm
DO NOT WANT
Kathleen | May 27, 2009 at 9:44 pm
He`s sexy!!
Lauren | May 27, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I’d fuck the shit out of him.
AAhhh... | May 27, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Gorgeous.
Ananana | May 27, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@39 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …. …. … AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
:’D that was fun.. ok, go back to your little corner, listening to tokyo hotel and hoping for edward to appear at your window, off you go!!
Jesus Christ on a stick, those shoes are UGLY!
lala | May 27, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Thank you! I love this post! I want more Rob Pattinson pictures/Twilight pictures!