Robert Pattinson shirtless-ness continues

May 28th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Here’s some more pics from the set of New Moon in Italy because I know how you ladies like seeing Robert Pattinson unencumbered by a shirt. You may now begin fantasizing about him being so sensitive he’ll take you to Olive Garden without expectations of a handjob on the ride home. Ha! Science fiction is craaazy.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. pinks

    ****

  2. Sweet Cheeks (HIV +)

    mmmmmm I’d eat his man-twat out on the way to MY home baby! His nuts would be flat and empty once this dick diva gave him some a Daddy’s little girll with a peckers love!
    MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMM!

  3. devilsrain

    wonderful

  4. They are both funny lookin..

  5. Valerie

    Oh they look cute together! Nicer than Paris and Doug, that’s fo sho!

  6. anon

    i thought he was cute when he was cedric back in the day, but i’m so put off by all this twilight vampire shit that i think he’s pretty repulsive now.

  7. GUARANTEED

    I’d fuck his brains out.

  8. eww

    why someone would think he is hot is beyond me… all i can say is ewwwwwwwww

  9. Big Man in a dress

    I’d fuck him.

  10. eww

    last photo is priceless… what a hottieeeee! (barf barf barf)

  11. sooooooooooooooooooooooop

    He is really fine. He can do anything to me.

  12. Sheena

    B-O-R-I-N-G

  13. Yeah

    Guy’s a fag yo. Would get his ass kicked if he went to a college party.

  14. Bree

    ….well, he may get his ass kicked, but he’d leave with your girlfriend.

    Good god, he’s sexy. Thank’s for throwin us a…bone…Fish.

  15. Bree

    ….well, he may get his ass kicked, but he’d leave with your girlfriend.

    Good god, he’s sexy. Thank’s for throwin us a…bone…Fish.

  16. gink

    just vomited in my mouth

  17. Bree

    *oops, double post. Guess ‘ol Robbie Pat just gets my fingers too excited.

  18. Amy

    I want him to want me. I need him to need me.

  19. Hopefully this passes quickly as the vampire Lestat hubbub with Anne Rice!

  20. Kathleen

    I love him!

  21. Randal

    It was only a matter of time that the big money making actors of old like Tom, Brad and Arnold stepped down to the new and upcoming younger actors that are a huge draw in the industry.

    Robert is one of many that not only shakes the entertainment industry to its knees but also the ladies.

    Randal

  22. me too...

    i’m totally with you #18-Amy.

  23. GaGa

    Totally doable!!!

  24. Rachel

    I would do everything to him.

  25. me

    90% of all teenage boys look exactly like this with there shirts off…..I don’t see what the big deal is with guy, He’s not that good looking and rumor has it that he dosent bathe.

  26. forl

    STILLl DO NOT WANT. Two fug stoned looking teen idols. Woo.

  27. Carolyn

    I’d like to see Randal’s head shoved up Mr Twilight’s ass.

  28. carl

    In the interest of SCIENCE I would like to know why people claim to find this man attractive.

    Those stating their attraction, please provide a detailed breakdown of why you find this person sexy.

    10bux says it’s just the character and any fuggo playing him would have teh ladies all HOT AND BOTHERED.

  29. ebb

    I did enjoy him as Cedric, hes still cute but not tear off your panties and jump on his face attractive.

  30. Rachell

    mmm I’d give a hand job just for some of those Olive Garden breadsticks. I don’t care too much for Pattinson though…he INSISTS upon himself.

  31. 28- i think thats why, i read the first book…just to see what all the craz was about…. wellllll i gotta say its the worst book i have read to this date.
    im being honest, i dont know how people compare this to harry potter… harry potter you can learn some lessons and its fun to read (even for the haters)

    but this is total SHIT!.. girls reading this are getting unrealistic images of a relationship. i even heard for girls DUMPING BF cuz they want them to be more like edward.

    i wonder what would have happen if depp played the part? niccce

  32. Lain

    Painted abs? Meh.

  33. Tucker Jay

    Oh.

    Good looking.

  34. Julie Ann

    I don’t understand his appeal…or the girl’s for the matter? I keep reading articles saying that the Twilight movies have the most beautiful cast ever assembled. I just don’t see it…and the lead chick…she’s just…not attractive. At all.

    Can anyone explain the appeal concerning either and/or any of them?

  35. teal

    I like how they air brushed his ab muscles on..the guy is a flimsy twig!

  36. A List?

    A scientific explanation of why he’s so hot? Shit, no problem:

    1. FACE
    2. Hair
    3. He’s funny
    4. Great Musician
    5. Sings like an American blues singer
    6. He’s British
    7. He’s not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he’s the greatest motherfucker in the world.

    I could go on and on and on.

  37. A List?

    A scientific explanation of why he’s so hot? Shit, no problem:

    1. FACE
    2. Hair
    3. He’s funny
    4. Great Musician
    5. Sings like an American blues singer
    6. He’s British
    7. He’s not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he’s the greatest motherfucker in the world.

    I could go on and on and on.

    Yes, they airbrushed his abs, however the abs are also actually there. It’s kinda hard to see the definition without a little help when you’re covered in blinding white body make-up.

  38. I know because I'm blindingly white, too...

    Uh, #37- There is no “blinding white” body make-up on him. (nor airbrushing of abs, for that matter- the definition is all his…) You said it yourself- he’s British. It’s spring. He’s been working. These are the answers to why he is blindingly white, my friend…

  39. Beastman AIDS

    And once again with another Twilight post I question the target demographic of this site and I also question when it was that women started talking like horny men on the internet?
    What are those dots all over him? Is it so they can add shitty sparkle effects?

  40. mabbo

    To #40:

    If you don’t think or cannot see that those abs are definitely painting on then you’re a complete moron, idiot, fucktard! Jeez, get your fucking eyes checked. He has no muscle tone.

  41. OMG…I’d love to do this to this dumb asses…and so would you!

  42. Lori

    #37-VERY well said- ” He’s not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he’s the greatest motherfucker in the world” – point on.

    I have licked my computer screen several times today because of these pics-and who gives a fuck whether he’s got a shirt on or not-this guy IS SMOKIN SEXY HOT! And I’m a 41 yr old college grad thats been married 14 yrs-this guy has brought the sex appeal back to hollywood thats been lost since James Dean and Jim Morrison…holy effin smokes!

  43. Lori

    #37-VERY well said- ” He’s not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he’s the greatest motherfucker in the world” – point on.

    I have licked my computer screen several times today because of these pics-and who gives a fuck whether he’s got a shirt on or not-this guy IS SMOKIN SEXY HOT! And I’m a 41 yr old college grad thats been married 14 yrs-this guy has brought the sex appeal back to hollywood thats been lost since James Dean and Jim Morrison…holy effin smokes!

  44. annika

    Wow,its pretty evenly divided between delicious/disgusting. I don’t see how anyone could look at him and think that he’s disgusting. He’s not the best looking guy out there but not bad , plus, I love his personality. From interviews and such, he seems so down to earth and funny and I’m loving his accent. I’ll give him a thumbs up. Getting sick of Twilight already though, some people are so manic about it, its scary!!

  45. *drools* &

    *squeals*

  46. Jibbly Biggins

    Mmmmm yeah!

    Look at that guys! That’s a man most women love!

    Not…..

    Mr. balding-old-pot-belly
    Mr.I-watch-tv-all-day and criticize-the-asses-of-celebrities
    Mr.I’m-on-steroids-and-think-all-women-love-me-for-it !

    He is delicious….

  47. thebigkahuna

    oh my god i want to fuck him so badly.
    the urge is over whelming me right now.

  48. Kristal

    Fish, you can keep it up with the Pattinson pics. Love you long time!

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