Robert Pattinson really hates that vagina

Details just released more shots from their 10th Anniversary Issue featuring Robert Pattinson, and these pics really aren’t doing the Twilight franchise any favors. This is clearly a man not happy to be in a room full of naked vaginas, and there’s no way you can pass off the look on his face as “wistfully dreaming of his bride-to-be.” He looks like a kid home from college being told the pan flute isn’t a “real major.”

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Photos courtesy of Details