Robert Pattinson photographed with Joe Jonas’ girlfriend

December 1st, 2008 // 70 Comments

Cashing in on his success playing a brooding metaphor for Mormonism in Twilight, Robert Pattinson took actress Camilla Belle (10,000 BC) out for lunch yesterday in Venice, California. One catch: Camilla is dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Turns out purity rings are no substitute for a non-celibate penis. Ouch. That said, you know who’s probably more upset about this? Jesus. But only because of his deep, factual hatred of the British. (Thinks they’re “kinda gay.”)

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  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I always tell my skinny 10 year old daughter that “Thin People Are Lucky Because They Look Good In ANYTHING”.

    I stand corrected.

    Somewher in Camilla’s room a BRATZ doll is missing it’s sweater.

  2. She is american?
    SHE ALSO LOVES IT BEING FOOLED?
    This jonas-mongol is a true FAGGOT, folks.
    BET?

  3. Your Mom

    I know nothing about the Jonas bros…thank god for that, but I can safely say that a) this article is bullshit because it’s perpetuating the cycle of the papparazzi taking pictures of two people of the opposite sex being in each other’s presence and BOOM! They must be dating! She must be cheating on faggy Jonas brother #3 or whatever. And b) there’s no way that that kid’s dating a chick who’s 3 years older than him and they’re NOT fucking! I think you’d be hard-pressed to find a 22 year old female virgin in L.A.

  4. Liz

    49-stephenie meyer- the author of twilight is mormon- thats the connection

    and i actually like camillas outfit….but she looks like she could be releated to joe jonas; i think its because of the eyebrows.

    and rob needs a shower.

  5. It’s always seemed rather strange to me that once someone has achieved the “grace” of the limelight, they seem to think their popularity garners them the right to wear whatever they please. Example: the above outfits. Don’t they have enough money to pay someone to keep them from leaving the house like that?

    Second, I’m writing a book called “Twilights.” It’s the loving story of a 90 year old man still in high school, who has a worldwind romance with a 17 year old girl. It’s very brooding and taps into teenage’s girls angsty romantic notions. Don’t worry: the old man may be ninety years old, but he’s never matured past 17 himself. It’s going to be sexy.

  6. meborg

    Too Skinny

  7. emily

    camilla belle is one ugly girl! she has thick brows and shes just just ugh ugly!

  8. LIMEYS ARE GRIMY

    “. Yanks are Wank – December 2, 2008 8:45 AM

    I know this boy he has the most insufferable auntie Diana. YUCK!”

    Yanks may be wank, but limeys are grimy!

  9. LIMEYS ARE GRIMY

    “. Yanks are Wank – December 2, 2008 8:45 AM

    I know this boy he has the most insufferable auntie Diana. YUCK!”

    Yanks may be wank, but limeys are grimy!

  10. LIMEYS ARE GRIMY

    “. Yanks are Wank – December 2, 2008 8:45 AM

    I know this boy he has the most insufferable auntie Diana. YUCK!”

    Yanks may be wank, but limeys are grimy!

  11. luvrobpat

    She is a WHORE! i could fry two eggs on her forehead, if she puts one hand on MY Robert, i swear im gonna slap her fugly, slut face!!! The only people Rob is allowed to date are me or Kristen Stewart:
    XOXO

  12. itsavamprething

    I DO NOT LIKE CAMILLA BELLE’S FACE. I think she’s really ugly, honestly, yes I am jealous she knows Robert, but seriusly, she wears too much makeup and looks so ugly. I don’t like Rob that much either, however, I am obsesssed with Twilight. I think Rob is VERY ungrateful for his fans… my opinion.

  13. itsavamprething

    I DO NOT LIKE CAMILLA BELLE’S FACE. I think she’s really ugly, honestly, yes I am jealous she knows Robert, but seriusly, she wears too much makeup and looks so ugly. I don’t like Rob that much either, however, I am obsesssed with Twilight. I think Rob is VERY ungrateful for his fans… my opinion.

  14. itsavamprething

    I DO NOT LIKE CAMILLA BELLE’S FACE. I think she’s really ugly, honestly, yes I am jealous she knows Robert, but seriusly, she wears too much makeup and looks so ugly. I don’t like Rob that much either, however, I am obsesssed with Twilight. I think Rob is VERY ungrateful for his fans… my opinion.

  15. rob'sgirlcamillamakesmewannaHURL!

    and when is it a crime to take out ur bff???
    who said Rob wasn’t a virgin? i doubt he is, but YOU dont know that.
    AND DON’T DARE ASSOCIATE JESUS WITH THE TRIVIAL, STUPID LIFE OF HOLLYWOOD STARS. YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED. DON’T DARE SAY JEASUS DISCRIMINATES.
    P.S camilla is hideous, she looks like a man with those brows. and needs to find someone else. rob isn’t allowed to date anyone but Kristen or ME!!!!!

  16. rob'sgirlcamillamakesmewannaHURL!

    and when is it a crime to take out ur bff???
    who said Rob wasn’t a virgin? i doubt he is, but YOU dont know that.
    AND DON’T DARE ASSOCIATE JESUS WITH THE TRIVIAL, STUPID LIFE OF HOLLYWOOD STARS. YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED. DON’T DARE SAY JEASUS DISCRIMINATES.
    P.S camilla is hideous, she looks like a man with those brows. and needs to find someone else. rob isn’t allowed to date anyone but Kristen or ME!!!!!

  17. JUST MY OPINION, we really dont know robert so what gives other people the right to judge him?! many notice his imperfection but have they notice his talent in acting? he had made many girls scream for him not just because he has the face but he is also good in acting as EDWARD CULLEN remember? i dont know much about him but i dont forget that i dont have the right to judge him as much as i dont want others to judge me either….
    well i jus hope many people could stare in front of the mirror and think what if they are in roberts position what would you feel if you have read any of this comments…
    i hope you ‘ll feel happy on what you gave others if you’ll recieve those things back

  18. Itsby

    They just had lunch together. What’s the big deal? Also: What’s with the “we can afford to look nice, but would rather not” thing?

  19. they both look like most young people these days,,,cept,robert just looks good all messy and greasy,,,hes just friggin hot,,,i dont know about that joe fella

  20. NSK

    Hey she was good in The Chumscrubber.

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