Robert Pattinson : showers :: Vampires : daylight
Robert Pattinson is stinking up the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon, and not with his brooding/acting. E! News reports:
“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz. Apparently our shaggy-haired love never rinses that bod of his, as Keanu and Brad have famously not done, as well, during extended periods of their hunky lives. Like, ever. And it’s past the point of a little BO. “He completely reeks,” complains an annoyed crewmember.
I can think of several thousand shrieking Twi-hards who’d love to help Robert, I mean “Oh, Edward” get clean. In fact, The Geekologie Writer just hopped a flight to Vancouver wearing a shower cap and clutching a rubber duck. Don’t forget behind the ears!