Robert Pattinson : showers :: Vampires : daylight

March 25th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Robert Pattinson is stinking up the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon, and not with his brooding/acting. E! News reports:

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz. Apparently our shaggy-haired love never rinses that bod of his, as Keanu and Brad have famously not done, as well, during extended periods of their hunky lives. Like, ever. And it’s past the point of a little BO. “He completely reeks,” complains an annoyed crewmember.

I can think of several thousand shrieking Twi-hards who’d love to help Robert, I mean “Oh, Edward” get clean. In fact, The Geekologie Writer just hopped a flight to Vancouver wearing a shower cap and clutching a rubber duck. Don’t forget behind the ears!

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  1. devilsrain

    In an interview on youtube, someone asked Kristen Stewart what she didnt like about him, and she leaned in and smelled Rob and made a face. Nuf said

  2. devilsrain

    In an interview on youtube, someone asked Kristen Stewart what she didnt like about him, and she leaned in, smelled Rob and made a face. Nuf said

  3. devilsrain

    So much for editing my post, this site blows

  4. Meg

    I would plug my nose and just keep riding him.

  5. Juniper

    Nerdiest headline ever.

  6. Danklin24

    Jesus you really are a fag Fish

  7. OK now, I will say this again:
    …………………….FAGGOTS MUST SHOWER MORE OFTEN, folks!!
    (the smell)

  8. feckless

    That is the most unintelligent, homely looking person – he had to have done something special on the casting couch to get that part.

  9. mamamiasweetpeaches

    You know, i try to shove this thought outta my head- but here it goes -

    You gotta think this guy gets sex thrown at him like a frisbee all day and all night. Women wanna do him. Men wanna do him. Whatever. So wherever he’s been STICKING IT …..and then he’s not WASHING IT.,……? That, Folks is just NASTY! He’s either walkin around with p*sssy or azz on his dick…and yet some Fans still say they want to be in a bed with him. I’m sure the stank of his lower torso would bring tears to your eyes, much like an onion.

  10. Women = Cunts

    Every fat whorish blobbette who reads those books should have their reproductive organs confiscated and put into a feral dog’s gaping maw. To you sweet bovine beauties I suggest shutting WOW off for a scant minute… breath deep….work a pair of sweats over your cellulite, toss on a pair of addidas and go for a fucking jog!

    Women should have never been given the vote.

  11. Fuck U

    @60,
    You’re a dumbass. White teenaged girls,some skinny, some fat, some average, and gay guys read that shit. Not just the hogs. You fuckin imbecile.
    Why anyone would read that shit is beyond me, as for that fag that never washes, who in thier right fuckin mind would sleep with him?
    As for the nasty assholes that said they would sleep with him anyways, enough said…that just shows you how discusting white people are.Admit it…everyone that posted that they would sleep with him anyways is white…
    There you go…

  12. spinal

    Most men would never bathe if they thought it wouldn’t hurt their chances of getting laid. My boyfriend only cleans up to come over. Any time I visit him by ‘surprise’ he reeks like BO, dog hair and dirty socks. If women threw themselves at him all day, I’m sure he’d lose all motivation he ever had to shower.

    I curse God daily for not making me a lesbian.

  13. Honeygirl

    He is HOT You can bite me anytime “Edward.”

  14. woop

    i’ll have his babies anyday.

  15. michelle

    cant find anything bad to say about rob? they gotta talk about his hygene like its anybody’s business……leave him alone

  16. michelle

    cant find anything bad to say about rob? they gotta talk about his hygene like its anybody’s business……leave him alone

  17. Natalie

    you have to admit though.. not taking a shower for a few months? gross..

  18. Bob

    Some people are obsessed with what we call “stars”. Maybe it’s good to know he’s a regular guy, just like everyone else.

  19. Natalie

    Well I would hope that a regular guy could at least shower every day.

  20. Bob

    I don’t shower everyday.. that doesn’t make me a slob.

  21. Vecchio

    Wow, the amount of ignorant, racist, sexist pathetic excuses for humans who demonstrated their lack of worth–amazes me. Women should never have been given the right to vote? The dumb people who would read these books are always white girls…or whatever? Really? Wow… And those of you who made such comments have done all of what with your lives?

    Tell you what, Rob may not shower–maybe he does for all we know, or care–but whatever is the case; he’s doing something with his life, doing what he wants to do. Most people seem to fail to succeed, suck at life and then post ignorant comments on blogs to make them feel better about themselves.

    Oh, and the millions of people who have read these books–at least they are reading books. There are a lot of dumb assholes these days who never pick up a book and read.

    I’m real sad and discusted by some of you people.

  22. Jesse

    @ 31. Amanda
    You are pathetic.

    And Robert, it’s not that hard to take a shower. Do the people you work with some good, will ya?

  23. WHITEY

    @ 61 & 35
    what the fuck does being white have anything to do with the smelly boy or the twilight books? nothing! if you were saying shit about black people, alot of people would have a good law suit on there hands…
    your stupid fucking ignorant cunt.

  24. .

    Funny how he WAS NOT even on set the time this “Cast member and crew member” said this. It was a week before he arrived on the set. He joked about “Not washing my hair for six weeks.” and it gets blown into “He doesn’t shower at all.” It was a JOKE that went too far with the media. Rob DOES shower and he smells good :)

  25. Ummm, I’d lick him clean from top to bottom, Yummy..I’m a fag that sucks any race straight or bi cock to 35 y.o…Waynesboro Va area..Text or call 540-241-7671 and I’ll come do you right where you are..Ummm, get on my knees and suck your cock..Take my pants down and bend me over for my tight white pussy ass..

  26. Ummm, I’d lick him clean from top to bottom, Yummy..I’m a fag that sucks any race straight or bi cock to 35 y.o…Waynesboro Va area..Text or call 540-241-7671 and I’ll come do you right where you are..Ummm, get on my knees and suck your cock..Take my pants down and bend me over for my tight white pussy ass..

  27. Ummm, I’d lick him clean from top to bottom, Yummy..I’m a fag that sucks any race straight or bi cock to 35 y.o…Waynesboro Va area..Text or call 540-241-7671 and I’ll come do you right where you are..Ummm, get on my knees and suck your cock..Take my pants down and bend me over for my tight white pussy ass..

  28. She looks like she stinks. Not in the picture probably their promotional appearances to make sure he’s sure sense of the shower, but the love of God, / maid / wife hired to make sure your clothes are washed before he has a chance Are They stink hire an assistant for two days in a row and that his ass will be honest in telling the daily scrub! Personal hygene is important! , Americans at least anyway.

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