Robert Pattinson is stinking up the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon, and not with his brooding/acting. E! News reports:
“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz. Apparently our shaggy-haired love never rinses that bod of his, as Keanu and Brad have famously not done, as well, during extended periods of their hunky lives. Like, ever. And it’s past the point of a little BO. “He completely reeks,” complains an annoyed crewmember.
I can think of several thousand shrieking Twi-hards who’d love to help Robert, I mean “Oh, Edward” get clean. In fact, The Geekologie Writer just hopped a flight to Vancouver wearing a shower cap and clutching a rubber duck. Don’t forget behind the ears!
PigPen.
Come on Robert, stop the pod and blood abuse, take a shower for gods sake!!
Big deal! right girls? Im sure theyll be content living with Robert and a couple of bottle of piss behind the bed…
Uhhh he looks like he doesn’t shower. He also looks hideously ugly.
I *heart* Edward!
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I smell summertime scrotum when I look at him.
rofl @ #8… eeeeewwwwww!
There is just no excuse for BO. FFS shower!
EW! Zanna! YUCK!
He looks like a pile of dirty laundry.
@9 & 10 – the thing is…EVERYONE knows what I’m talking about.
*kicks back with pipe*
My boyfriend of 3 years does the same thing. I just don’t go near him until he cleans his dirty ass.
@12 – you must Febreeze your sheets alot
HAHAHA!!
Sources tell TMZ the entire Kardashian family is “taking legal action” against Hustler Entertainment after learning about the XXX spoof of their reality show which the smut peeps creatively titled, “Keeping it Up For the KardASSians.”
# 8. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Too funny!
This reminds me of that story in THE DIRT (the MOTLEY CRUE bio) where Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee went days without showering (weeks? months??) to prove they were so hot they could still get laid! How disgusting is that??? And whats more disgusting is…they DID still get laid!
It always boggles my mind that guys – who are more or less ALWAYS looking for sex and oral sex – cant just freshen up a little. Is it too much to ask? 5 minutes of IRISH SPRING is all it takes to get Me Love You Long Time!
***girl behind Pattinson says***
“Herro. You velly sexy monster. We go eat some robster craws!”
***girl behind Pattinson says***
“Herro. You velly sexy monster. We go eat some robster craws!”
Don’t think thats true!! Give da guy a b!!!reak
Uh, it is true, unfortunately. I just read the new GQ with R Patz on the cover, and the interviewer said, “His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he.”
I would hope he knows how to wash the goods before sex, but somehow, I bet the girls that would bed him are so star-struck (desperate), they don’t care.
I’m on my way so tell the Geekologie Writer to watch out! I’ve got a loofah and I’m not afraid to use it! (no falafel, though)
R Patz?
*shakes head*
Maybe he does shower. Maybe afterwords he just puts on Glow..
#8 I’m brewing that in my jar.
That’s a pretty shameless/irrelevant geekologie plug there superfish. Are all of your sites sucking that hard?
Sorry ladies, but it is true. He stinks. From the latest GQ: “His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he.”
Desperate women don’t care. BO is such a turn-off.
I still choose to think nice thoughts when I look at his picture, because I’ll never get the chance to meet him, and the BO won’t affect me.
I rarely shower either, it’s a hassle. If I didn’t think I may get fired I would shower even less than 3 times or so a week.
Robert Pattinson : Gay :: Arrow : Straight
I once tried not showering for a few weeks. Luckily, the horseflies kept everyone away…
Zanna, you’d have to be REEEEEEAAAL close to summer nuts to get that kinda whiff…
For him I can hold my breath…lol!
He’s a Brit…what do you expect? They’re all dirty…
LOL @ 30.
Yet, I could care less if this story is true, I would take this oppurtunity to wash him down myself haha.
But seriously my love for this man is ruining my real life relationship.
LOL @ 30.
Yet, I could care less if this story is true, I would take this oppurtunity to wash him down myself haha.
But seriously my love for this man is ruining my real life relationship.
And by the way…he looks hot in that suit. He looks hot in anything…or nothing I suppose.
@30
OMG I know what you mean, whenever I look at my boyfriend I think to myself, “Why can’t he be more like Edward” (not Robert Pattinson, Edward)
That’s just fuckin nasty…that’s why you motherfuckin nasty ass whities are always breeding dieases and spreading them around the fucking planet killing everybody and then have the fuckin nerve to blame it on other people…nasty motherfuckers!
It’s a fuckin shame that everyone knows …even though that motherfucker stinks some nasty ass whore is going to still sleep with him…and spread her nasty fuckin shit around…Long Live VD….
I hate you all
Mmmmmm…….. I’d lick the sweat off of this little fucker’s ball-sack.
RichPort’s Ghost isn’t a cock-sucking faggot, he’s just bi-curious… and by bi-curious, I mean a flaming queer.
RPG, over & out.
Ok, enought young boy, take your clothes right now, let’s shower !
Water contains garlic molecules. He’s all method.
p.s. need I say it??? ok…I will…..I LOVE KIDS!!!
I like guys who are showered, clean and fresh and take care of themselves and their appearance. That is because I have good self-esteem.
He looks like he smells. Not in these photos because his publicist probably has the sense to make sure he is showered for appearances, but for the love of god, hire an assistant/housekeeper/rent-a-wife to make sure his clothes are washed before he has a chance to stink them up two days in a row and who will be honest in telling him to scrub his ass daily!! personal hygene is important! Well, to americans at least.
I DON’T CARE
I’LL STILL FUCK YOU ROB,
This reminds me i’ve to take my monthly bath! Thank you Superficial writer!
I DON’T CARE
I’LL STILL FUCK YOU ROB.
There’re more who took or take barely a bath or shower! The Russian Rasputin,Mao,Hillary clinton,Oprah winfrey,Poetin,Fergie and David Letterman! Some of these are definitely a true story!
*Sniff* Did Gandhi take a regular bath??
It starts to itch me all over reading this! I’m going to take a quick shower!
*Sniff* Do Orks take a regular bath??
Nothing that nose plugs wouldn’t fix. I’d go to town on him like a redneck at a yard sale. He’s so fucking hot, I’d probably volunteer to bathe him with my tongue.
NUM NUM.
i would put my face in his armpit while i was fucking him and then lick him clean
Reminds me of being at school. One kid starts a rumour about someone and it gets repeated over and over. “Ooh, Robert stinks, he never takes a shower ever! My friend who sits next to him in homeroom told me!”
All irrelevant arguments as none of you, or even myself, will ever get close enough to catch a *supposed* whiff of him. Who cares? Even if somehow the universe flipped itself on it’s head and I found myself in bed next to him, I wouldn’t kick him out.