Robert Pattinson is stinking up the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon, and not with his brooding/acting. E! News reports:
“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz. Apparently our shaggy-haired love never rinses that bod of his, as Keanu and Brad have famously not done, as well, during extended periods of their hunky lives. Like, ever. And it’s past the point of a little BO. “He completely reeks,” complains an annoyed crewmember.
I can think of several thousand shrieking Twi-hards who’d love to help Robert, I mean “Oh, Edward” get clean. In fact, The Geekologie Writer just hopped a flight to Vancouver wearing a shower cap and clutching a rubber duck. Don’t forget behind the ears!
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 10:30 am
PigPen.
Sandy | March 25, 2009 at 10:33 am
Come on Robert, stop the pod and blood abuse, take a shower for gods sake!!
Rough Daddy | March 25, 2009 at 10:33 am
Big deal! right girls? Im sure theyll be content living with Robert and a couple of bottle of piss behind the bed…
Tina | March 25, 2009 at 10:34 am
Uhhh he looks like he doesn’t shower. He also looks hideously ugly.
The Score | March 25, 2009 at 10:34 am
I *heart* Edward!
jack122 | March 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
I found a great site “”"”" Meetw ea lt h y .c om………… “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
jack122 | March 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
I found a great site “”"”" Meetw ea lt h y .c om………… “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
Zanna | March 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
I smell summertime scrotum when I look at him.
It's Me Fuckers | March 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
rofl @ #8… eeeeewwwwww!
There is just no excuse for BO. FFS shower!
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 10:37 am
EW! Zanna! YUCK!
He looks like a pile of dirty laundry.
Zanna | March 25, 2009 at 10:48 am
@9 & 10 – the thing is…EVERYONE knows what I’m talking about.
*kicks back with pipe*
NipTuck | March 25, 2009 at 10:50 am
My boyfriend of 3 years does the same thing. I just don’t go near him until he cleans his dirty ass.
Zanna | March 25, 2009 at 10:51 am
@12 – you must Febreeze your sheets alot
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 10:52 am
HAHAHA!!
Sources tell TMZ the entire Kardashian family is “taking legal action” against Hustler Entertainment after learning about the XXX spoof of their reality show which the smut peeps creatively titled, “Keeping it Up For the KardASSians.”
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 25, 2009 at 10:55 am
# 8. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Too funny!
This reminds me of that story in THE DIRT (the MOTLEY CRUE bio) where Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee went days without showering (weeks? months??) to prove they were so hot they could still get laid! How disgusting is that??? And whats more disgusting is…they DID still get laid!
It always boggles my mind that guys – who are more or less ALWAYS looking for sex and oral sex – cant just freshen up a little. Is it too much to ask? 5 minutes of IRISH SPRING is all it takes to get Me Love You Long Time!
Donkey Dong | March 25, 2009 at 10:55 am
***girl behind Pattinson says***
“Herro. You velly sexy monster. We go eat some robster craws!”
Donkey Dong | March 25, 2009 at 10:56 am
***girl behind Pattinson says***
“Herro. You velly sexy monster. We go eat some robster craws!”
Melissa | March 25, 2009 at 10:57 am
Don’t think thats true!! Give da guy a b!!!reak
ktb | March 25, 2009 at 11:16 am
Uh, it is true, unfortunately. I just read the new GQ with R Patz on the cover, and the interviewer said, “His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he.”
I would hope he knows how to wash the goods before sex, but somehow, I bet the girls that would bed him are so star-struck (desperate), they don’t care.
Poker Queen | March 25, 2009 at 11:16 am
I’m on my way so tell the Geekologie Writer to watch out! I’ve got a loofah and I’m not afraid to use it! (no falafel, though)
Jrz | March 25, 2009 at 11:17 am
R Patz?
*shakes head*
FRIST!!! | March 25, 2009 at 11:18 am
Maybe he does shower. Maybe afterwords he just puts on Glow..
GuyHolly | March 25, 2009 at 11:18 am
#8 I’m brewing that in my jar.
http://www.popduds.com | March 25, 2009 at 11:19 am
That’s a pretty shameless/irrelevant geekologie plug there superfish. Are all of your sites sucking that hard?
ktb | March 25, 2009 at 11:20 am
Sorry ladies, but it is true. He stinks. From the latest GQ: “His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he.”
Desperate women don’t care. BO is such a turn-off.
I still choose to think nice thoughts when I look at his picture, because I’ll never get the chance to meet him, and the BO won’t affect me.
Mr Hobbes | March 25, 2009 at 11:23 am
I rarely shower either, it’s a hassle. If I didn’t think I may get fired I would shower even less than 3 times or so a week.
Richard McBeef | March 25, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Robert Pattinson : Gay :: Arrow : Straight
RichPort's Ghost | March 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I once tried not showering for a few weeks. Luckily, the horseflies kept everyone away…
Zanna, you’d have to be REEEEEEAAAL close to summer nuts to get that kinda whiff…
Rachel | March 25, 2009 at 12:24 pm
For him I can hold my breath…lol!
bUZZTOE | March 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
He’s a Brit…what do you expect? They’re all dirty…
Amanda | March 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm
LOL @ 30.
Yet, I could care less if this story is true, I would take this oppurtunity to wash him down myself haha.
But seriously my love for this man is ruining my real life relationship.
Amanda | March 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm
LOL @ 30.
Yet, I could care less if this story is true, I would take this oppurtunity to wash him down myself haha.
But seriously my love for this man is ruining my real life relationship.
Amanda | March 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm
And by the way…he looks hot in that suit. He looks hot in anything…or nothing I suppose.
ak | March 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@30
OMG I know what you mean, whenever I look at my boyfriend I think to myself, “Why can’t he be more like Edward” (not Robert Pattinson, Edward)
Fuck U | March 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
That’s just fuckin nasty…that’s why you motherfuckin nasty ass whities are always breeding dieases and spreading them around the fucking planet killing everybody and then have the fuckin nerve to blame it on other people…nasty motherfuckers!
It’s a fuckin shame that everyone knows …even though that motherfucker stinks some nasty ass whore is going to still sleep with him…and spread her nasty fuckin shit around…Long Live VD….
I hate you all
RichPort's Ghost | March 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Mmmmmm…….. I’d lick the sweat off of this little fucker’s ball-sack.
RichPort’s Ghost isn’t a cock-sucking faggot, he’s just bi-curious… and by bi-curious, I mean a flaming queer.
RPG, over & out.
S. | March 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Ok, enought young boy, take your clothes right now, let’s shower !
HITLER | March 25, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Water contains garlic molecules. He’s all method.
p.s. need I say it??? ok…I will…..I LOVE KIDS!!!
lori | March 25, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I like guys who are showered, clean and fresh and take care of themselves and their appearance. That is because I have good self-esteem.
Sandie | March 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm
He looks like he smells. Not in these photos because his publicist probably has the sense to make sure he is showered for appearances, but for the love of god, hire an assistant/housekeeper/rent-a-wife to make sure his clothes are washed before he has a chance to stink them up two days in a row and who will be honest in telling him to scrub his ass daily!! personal hygene is important! Well, to americans at least.
thebigkahuna | March 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I DON’T CARE
I’LL STILL FUCK YOU ROB,
Rhialto | March 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm
This reminds me i’ve to take my monthly bath! Thank you Superficial writer!
thebigkahuna | March 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I DON’T CARE
I’LL STILL FUCK YOU ROB.
Gando | March 25, 2009 at 4:09 pm
There’re more who took or take barely a bath or shower! The Russian Rasputin,Mao,Hillary clinton,Oprah winfrey,Poetin,Fergie and David Letterman! Some of these are definitely a true story!
Darth | March 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm
*Sniff* Did Gandhi take a regular bath??
Sauron | March 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm
It starts to itch me all over reading this! I’m going to take a quick shower!
Darth | March 25, 2009 at 4:28 pm
*Sniff* Do Orks take a regular bath??
Amy | March 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Nothing that nose plugs wouldn’t fix. I’d go to town on him like a redneck at a yard sale. He’s so fucking hot, I’d probably volunteer to bathe him with my tongue.
Robert is Teh Hot Liquid Sex | March 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
NUM NUM.
i would put my face in his armpit while i was fucking him and then lick him clean
LT | March 25, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Reminds me of being at school. One kid starts a rumour about someone and it gets repeated over and over. “Ooh, Robert stinks, he never takes a shower ever! My friend who sits next to him in homeroom told me!”
All irrelevant arguments as none of you, or even myself, will ever get close enough to catch a *supposed* whiff of him. Who cares? Even if somehow the universe flipped itself on it’s head and I found myself in bed next to him, I wouldn’t kick him out.