For those of you who valued your eyes, faces and brainial region by avoiding the MTV Movie Awards, you missed watching those perpetually-stoned Twilight kids dominate the entire event. The pinnacle was Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart accepting the Best Kiss Award and then almost kissing – just like in the movie!. Oh, Edward!
On that note, these are now your most beautiful people, America, as dictated by 15-year-old girls with Internet access. At this time, I suggest you prepare yourself for when the terrorists completely dominate our country by dressing up like sensitive vampires who won’t even dry hump you. It’ll be that easy.
Photos: Getty
http://www.popduds.com | June 1, 2009 at 11:21 am
barf barf barf
XX | June 1, 2009 at 11:25 am
Twilight = SUCKS!
Mallory | June 1, 2009 at 11:25 am
At least they both have great hair…
Faragut | June 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
You know what kind of guys like Twilight?
Homosexuals.
Two Cents | June 1, 2009 at 11:30 am
is it just me or does she just seem extra manly??
Mandy | June 1, 2009 at 11:32 am
You people are CRAZY!!!! He is a beautiful, beautiful man. Twilight rocks. Cannot wait for New Moon to come out! Phenomenons prove to always be correct that is why that are called phenomenons. You don’t have to like it but as long as you are talking about it, there must be something to be talked about.
Kitty | June 1, 2009 at 11:33 am
They both looked gorgeous and handled the best kiss well. It was so cute how nervous they both were and how later Kristen dropped her popcorn. Woo Twilight <3 New Moon looks awesome!
Dan the man | June 1, 2009 at 11:33 am
Get a tan you pale dyke
Objac | June 1, 2009 at 11:33 am
The fact that Twilight beat The Dark Knight shows how legit that show is.
Also who the fuck has an award show for last year this late into the next fucking year?
Britt | June 1, 2009 at 11:35 am
Kristen is stunnigly beautiful & natural unlike other fake starletts.
Objac | June 1, 2009 at 11:37 am
Twilight has some of the most retarded concepts I have ever heard of. I wish somebody had recorded my rant in an ihop that brought a hard core Twilight fan to tears.
Oh the Twilight fan was a man btw.
Julie | June 1, 2009 at 11:37 am
He is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not good looking. he does nothing for me. Give me the guy from Match Point please.
Jeezy | June 1, 2009 at 11:37 am
None of this matters, since any award show MTV puts out is targeted at 13 year old girls anyway…
BabyGrr | June 1, 2009 at 11:38 am
awmagad theyre sooooo haaaaawt
RichPort's Ghost | June 1, 2009 at 11:38 am
Sorry, just not a huge fan of douchebaggery…
Kathleen | June 1, 2009 at 11:39 am
I love them both.
It could be much worse – at least it’s not pop tarts such as Zac Efron and his sidekick girlfriend.
Sam | June 1, 2009 at 11:40 am
Her top lip appears to be missing. Quick, somebody find it. GAG
high as kites | June 1, 2009 at 11:44 am
She is so clearly high here and you dumb teenagers are still like “omahgodsheissobeautiful”, stfu. She is drugged up, pale, smelly looking and two years away from Courtney Love status…fucking teens. You don’t know an ass from your own face and she’d probably spit on you to get to some drugs if she had the chance.
Daddyoh | June 1, 2009 at 11:45 am
All the teens always love the young guys with angst!
Just like James Dean!
Rosalir | June 1, 2009 at 11:46 am
sam, that was lame…and what connecpts are so retarded?
Rosalie | June 1, 2009 at 11:46 am
sam, that was lame…and what connecpts are so retarded?
Rosalie | June 1, 2009 at 11:46 am
sam, that was lame…and what connecpts are so retarded?
Hanna | June 1, 2009 at 11:48 am
I just can’t help but just think how bad her feet probably reek like garbage in those stupid shoes. And I’ve read this guy stinks himself. Sorry, but b.o. does not spell sexy for me.
Hanna | June 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
I just can’t help but think how bad her feet probably reek like garbage in those stupid shoes. And I’ve read this guy stinks himself. Sorry, but b.o. does not spell sexy for me.
Alli Watermelon | June 1, 2009 at 11:50 am
I think she’s really pretty! And yes, naturally. Look how gorgeous she is in that God awful outfit. Imagine if someone gave her a typical Hollywood makeover. You guys would be drooling, so shut your pie holes lol.
Scarlett | June 1, 2009 at 11:50 am
#18 What are you a cynical fat cow? How does she looked drugged up to you? Not every fan is a teen. She actually represents real girls and not that fake barbie tan bullsh*t. Does every actress have to have that same fake smile and bubble head personality.
Sarah | June 1, 2009 at 11:53 am
She is so pretty <3
mandy | June 1, 2009 at 11:54 am
“She is so clearly high here and you dumb teenagers are still like “omahgodsheissobeautiful”, stfu. She is drugged up, pale, smelly looking and two years away from Courtney Love status…fucking teens. You don’t know an ass from your own face and she’d probably spit on you to get to some drugs if she had the chance.”
Well, i am not a teenager and i believe that if you enjoy reading and feel passionate about something whether it is a story or not, you have the right to speak your opinion. As for you, dumb teenagers apparently are your type of entertainment considering you are readily and knowing reading the comments posted and clearly interested in the Twilight fan base and their cast otherwise you would not leave a comment at all. To all the haters of a movie that connects w/people. The movie is based on fantasy not life. So sorry to take away from your gory, bloodsucking vampire idealization. I for one would much rather watch this movie than to sit and watch and blood bath vampire movie.
Richard McBeef | June 1, 2009 at 11:59 am
This twilight phenomenon is lamer than the h. potter stuff of years past. Go get a real book and slit your wrists in the bath tub.
hgh as kites | June 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm
26.
Look @ her eyes, she can barely hold them open. I see right through her, i know the type and she is definitely high on something. Bwahaha @ representing real girls, why because she is average looking at best with no sex appeal? Yep i agree then because i see her type hanging at my local dollar store looking all retardly emo often.
jon | June 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Go Mandy!
le fag | June 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Lisa Marie Presley called, Kristen. She wants her eye makeup back.
hgh as kites | June 1, 2009 at 12:04 pm
32, i laughed HARD…
to sum up, | June 1, 2009 at 12:04 pm
, MTV jumped the shark a long time ago, these two stringy drugged out clunkers lucked into early success that won’t continue, and —- are shit out of luck because obviously we’ve entered the era of giving affirmative action hires to latinos/latinas instead.
Randal | June 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Congratulations to the both of you for bringing a face to the literature legacy of Stephenie Meyer’s series to life. Your awards are well deserved and will pave the way for younger emerging stars for the industry.
You’ve made a movie we’ve all been waiting for and we’re eagerly anticipating New Moon.
Randal
Scarlett | June 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm
# 30Hahah you see right through her. Ugh people like you are creepy.
A. WHO CARES if she does in fact smoke pot. ALOT of people do and most celebrities actually do alot worse.
B. She is gorgeous and OBVIOUSLY is doing something right to land the part of Bella. She will probably achieve more then you would. Judging that your local hangout to watch “emo” kids is the dollar store hahah
I dont even have a point C. enough said.
high as kites | June 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm
All of Randal’s comments on this site make me want to jam a pencil in my eye.
donna | June 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm
hahahahahahah they are sooo weirdd…
Buffy | June 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm
love themmm! YESS New Moon. Please post more Kristen Stewart & Robbert Pattinson news and the superficial will be my fave site : )
Stuey | June 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm
And to make it worse they showed the New Moon preview. I laughed when I saw the guy turn into a big fluffy dog. That was the cheapest CGI I have ever laid my eyes on.
Pirates of the Caribbean had the best CGI for Davey Jones, this crap is all Cartoon Network
mandy | June 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
“All of Randal’s comments on this site make me want to jam a pencil in my eye.”
For someone who hates Twilight so much and thinks of young people who are into the series as dumb teenagers, you sure are spending an awful lot of time on the subject. Maybe you should reevaluate yourself and admit that you really are a lover of the Twilight series and the movie and we can all just get on w/our day. If you think that the movie was awful but yet Randal’s comments make you want to put a pencil in your eye then really and you should seriously reevaluate your interest in the entire Twilight phenomenon. Go ahead, jump on the band wagon, you know you want to. It’s a fun ride and we always have something to talk about.
Chelle | June 1, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I think Kristen Stewart is a pretty girl, but that godawful dress and shoes could cause retinal damage.
Robert Pattinson is a sexy young guy.
They DO both always stoned. Either that or they’ve both got a lazy eye. A glazed lazy eye.
“Twilight” is brainless and misogynistic, both in movie and book form.
Meream | June 1, 2009 at 12:38 pm
LOL@ 37.
Perpetually-stoned is true. Haha
alex | June 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm
God I hate thirteen-year-old girls/ 45-year-old closeted male gays. your ruining the name of quality cinema. Damn you MTV, I hate you and all you stand for.
Stuey | June 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Mandy, a phenomenon can be good or bad. IMO I didn’t like the movie AT ALL. I am a big movie fan of all types but this one left me wondering why it is so popular.
It is a bad story and bad acting. The plots and stories are laughable. But to each his own
Silver | June 1, 2009 at 12:45 pm
feels like teen spirit…
jen | June 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Great caption! So funny! Gotta say, wish I could be in a sex scene with that boy!
mandy | June 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Duh! Do you think i am an idiot. I do know the definition of phenomenon. You clearly did not understand that in this context it is taken as a good thing. Why would you comment on this. I don’t understand? I bet you are a Trekkie, right. Or, let me guess…….a huge fan of documentary films and foreign films.
Listen, no matter you “type” people are losing site of the fact that Twilight is a fantasy based book and movie. Or course it is not going to be for everyone and so why even bother on making comments about it if you did not like it. The fact remains that it is a huge “phenomenon” and that it will not go away anytime soon. I personally loved the books and the movie and cannot wait for New Moon. I personally would like to believe that every once in a while everyone enjoys getting caught up in their own idea of EDWARD and BELLA. It is not a crime to want to believe that that actually exits and even if it doesn’t….well so be it. That is why they call it fantasy and make believe.
Stuey | June 1, 2009 at 1:04 pm
You keep spewing the word phenomenon off like it is dictonary.com’s word of the day. Yes we all know it is a phenomena but that doesn’t automatically mean it is something that is great.
I’m neither a trekkie or a documentary type of guy. I stated my opinion and even said, To each his own. YOU on the other hand have been ranting about people on and on about how much they post on it YET you have typed more than anyone on the topic.
If you like it, GOOD…I do not.
Quit being so damn defensive about it. Some people love it some people do not. You write it off as a character flaw. The same assumption you made about me and my likes about movies can be said about you too. So since you like Twilight I have to assume that you are like the other 5 million fat chicks that wear the Twilight tee shirts 3 sizes too small wishing and hoping some vampire would fall in love with you.
high as kites | June 1, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Mandy i prefer HBO’s True Blood to Twilight. It’s more adult and better acted. Also, foriegn films are the best, from Pan’s Labyrinth to Oldboy to the orphanage. Some of the best horror/fantasy/monster films are NOT American made films, sorry.