Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart relationship confirmed by Catherine Hardwicke

November 12th, 2009 // 81 Comments

And Catherine Hardwicke just signed Kristen Stewart’s death warrant. In a new interview with Time, the Twilight director confirms Kristen and Robert Pattinson’s hand-holding heard ’round the world most likely ended in pale sex that night:

By all accounts, the chemistry between the two leads was intense, maybe too intense. “After I cast him, I told Rob, Don’t even think about having a romance with her,” Hardwicke says. “She’s under 18. You will be arrested.” It was the beginning of the real-life are-they-aren’t-they, did-they-didn’t-they speculation that is now an ongoing subplot of the Twilight story. “I didn’t have a camera in the hotel room. I cannot say,” Hardwicke says. “But in terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn’t happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, O.K., I’ve got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.”

It’s a good thing I wasn’t directing this movie because if Rob Pattinson asked me if he could bang an underage Kristen Stewart, I’d not only say “yes” but offer to be his lookout. Mostly so I could turn him into the police and end this goddamn shrieking insanity before it even started. But, hey, we can’t all be epic saviors of humanity.

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  1. mikamassacre

    Who cares!!!!!

  2. See Alice

    Who ?

  3. first

    first

  4. AJ

    OMG! OMG! OMG!!! I can’t believe they’re really together! I just hope they can make…. wait. I actually don’t give a shit about them.

  5. Taz

    Why do u put these trashy people on here

  6. pimp

    Hey Superficial, go fuck yourself for wasting my time with this shit!

  7. Catani

    Actually…who gives a shit about these two except maybe underaged bangable teenagers. He has the face of a monkey….and her…well..she’s just plain. Obviously I don’t give a shit about either of them. May they rott in peace.

  8. pimp

    Do some real work and find me that Carrie Prejean bang vid. Real news…

  9. aMY

    She is so freaking lucky. Booo on her. One night with him=I die happy.

  10. Sammi

    The last paragraph makes it for me. I officially love you Superficial Writer, and I will have your children.

  11. Jenna

    sometimes Rob does look weird but he looks sooo fuckin hot in twilight…so bangable!!

  12. Randal(l)

    While I agree with your sentiment #8, this site isn’t just for getting pornography for degenerates of legal age like you or me (you may not be a degenerate, but me, the shit I’m into would make a midget gimp cry) the superficial is catering to the sexual fantasies of underage girls (again not unlike degenerates like you and me) to pander to a larger audience

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  13. Posh

    He’s a likable character in Twilight. But, he looks very unhygienic irl -__-. I’d fuck the vampire-him.

  14. etr

    It’s an odd thing to pour fuel on a fire whilst (yes I wrote whilst) lamenting it’s continued burning. Just saying.

  15. -PaNTsMaN-

    Imagine Robert Pattinson’s with something massive sitting on top of his head…… that’s what my cock and balls looks like.

  16. BorninNewYorkinlennoxhillof86

    Man they look soo stoned lmao
    Everyone knows Kristen is a pothead..

  17. Insatiable Peter

    I just took a shit.

  18. meemee 78

    could someone please get her some clothes that fit properly. She is constantly wearing the most ill fitting, unflattering outfits!

  19. meemee 78

    could someone please get her some clothes that fit properly. She is constantly wearing the most ill fitting, unflattering outfits!

  20. Spoonman

    They are bat shit ugly. I’m with plenty of others, I could do without the uggos.

  21. stupid

    Exactly, who the hell cares.

  22. Rachel

    A lot of people care, actually.

  23. Pete O'file

    There was a fingernail in my movement this morning

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  25. Dre

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  27. Donny

    Nice looking chick but damn…go buy some titties.

  28. alyssa

    since the guys always complain about the girls being jealous… i think the guys are jealous now… because he is sooooooo fuckable

  29. If this is true I don’t think she is the best person to confirm that first a director is a person an actor trust and it will be so wrong for her to talk about something so private and is no her business like is no ours nobody will trust her if she talk about their personal life like that.

  30. lola

    The only thing I noticed were those candy red shoes that remind me of Christmas.

  31. LT81

    I look like I could be her older, paler sister – do you think he’d ditch her for me? I’ve got a good 10 years’ experience on her! Yes, I know my way around a pasty, nervous young man…Rob? *wink*

  32. Dr. Phil

    Only possible scenario: she buttfucked him with a 12″ strapon. At his request.

  33. Jay

    She looks like she needs to take a bath

  34. stupid

    22. Rachel, if you care about this than you are one big fucking LOSER.

  35. Kittty Tango

    YES!!!!!!! But seriously. I’m happy for them =)

  36. haha, yeah, pretty jealous. tip of the hat

  37. Sam

    Sweet! Although Hardwicke needs to stfu and gtfo, I’m still happy to have confirmation of the most gorgeous couple on the planet. The only crime would be if they were NOT dating.

  38. Sam

    Sweet! Although Hardwicke needs to stfu and gtfo, I’m still happy to have confirmation of the most gorgeous couple on the planet. The only crime would be if they were NOT dating.

  39. HEYO

    Does anyone know what kind of shoes those are?????????????????

  40. Mick

    The only two things they share are Twilight and reefer.

  41. just

    So the director takes private conversations and makes them public.. classy.

    Underage? Not where Rob come from!

  42. Christina

    Seriously, why the fuck does everyone talk about the “intense” chemistry between those two in the first Twilight movie? Their chemistry was nothing special. It was acceptable but it wasn’t anywhere near the amazingness they describe. So fucking stupid.

    Anyway, I’m so sick of the constant overexposure of Twilight. Seriously, once these movies fucking end the actors will fade into obscurity (thank God). Neither one is attractive, especially Kristen Stewart, who is painfully plain. Normally I’d be good with an average looking actress for once (hell, there are TONS of average looking male actors but very few females) but she isn’t really talented and she seems like a bitch. She always acts like she doesn’t want to be there and it’s just like, dude, shut the hell up. You CHOSE to be an actor and yet you’re going to complain about it nonstop? Get over yourself and do theater or small indie movies if you want, not huge franchises.

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  44. D

    Oooh love her shoes.

  45. Really nice pair i must say . I like the chemistry of both the stars. Really awesome man. Thanks..

  46. Lugh

    I don’t see what all of the hubbubb is about this girl. She’s cute for, say, a 12-year old, but she’s not that pretty. Tell me this douche is banging Heather Brooke or some other incarnation of a real woman and then I’ll be impressed. I don’t need to know about them having weird, emo sex.

  47. Jaycee

    The shoes are Christian Louboutins… The sole is red… just like all louboutins =) They’re like $600 or so…

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  49. meh

    yeah ugly guys are jealous of him!!!jealousy is not a female prerogative

  50. EricLR

    They don’t have sex. They just sit around all night cutting themselves and crying about how tough it is to be rich and famous. Then they get up in the morning, listen to some emo music, and head down to Hot Topic for some shopping. And later in the day, when she’s not looking, he heads off to the local gay nightclub.

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