Robert Pattinson knocked up Kristen Stewart?

July 7th, 2009 // 95 Comments

Seen here on their respective film sets last week, Kristen Stewart is rumored to be carrying Robert Pattinson’s child, according to NY Daily News:

An “insider” quoted by Australia’s New Weekly says, “When [Stewart] worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant. And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.”
The gossip mag also reports she had a friend buy a home pregnancy test for her, and that she is “very nervous about the whole situation.”
The article is accompanied by a photo of Stewart with a tiny round belly protruding from her pants on the set of her upcoming film “The Runaways,” in which she plays rocker Joan Jett.

I posted some pics of Kristen on the set of The Runaways, and I dunno. I’d like to believe these two are smart enough to use contraception, but if not, I’m pretty sure the producers of Twilight have a mobile abortion center for just such an occasion. No, really, those guys probably have a better response time than a SWAT team. “The what broke?! We’ll be there in five! — Cashcow popped another one in What’s Her Face. Ready the chopper, boys!”

Photos: Flynet

  1. Dave


  2. mike

    i love how it says “because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.”

    what a sloot

  3. Shakaiya

    None of this crap is true, the media needs to leave them alone.

  4. boo

    ew why did he fuck her?

  5. TWILIGHT: The Seed Legend of The Mist Fog Banks 3

  6. Will it be a vampire?

  7. Dread not

    SF writer: “Ready the chopper, boys!”
    Dn: For, Kristen’s sake, and I could really care less, hope the “chopper” is a helicopter and not slang for some abortion device. Yikes!
    Nice one, SF writer!

  8. Proof positive that Brits will fuck anything.

  9. uh

    Ew, I hope he never dilutes his pretty genes with this ugly ass chick. I honestly want him to get with Emilie de Ravin. I think she’s adorable and she’s on Lost which is an awesome show, so that means she’s much better than that pot head.

  10. can't count

    She already has a babybelly when she’s just late in her period (And she probably isn’t even)! WOW THATS QUICK… Baby’s growing at high speed there! I think she just ate a hamburget to much or the eye of the camera made it look like that (saw the picture at another website) and the retards at the gossipstation just can’t get their story straight! Idiots….

  11. “tiny round belly”? Must be so small that it doesn’t exist, because she doesn’t look like she has any sort of belly at all, not even a tiny little pouch. Whatever.

  12. doppler

    @9 ah dude based on most of your posts, so will you!

  13. Ugh, she’s so manly it’s just gross.
    If she’s pregnant does that mean no more Twilight films? Cos that’d be nice. Hell, no more films with her in at all would be nice.

  14. el ces


  15. #13 – Uuhhhhh… thanks for keeping up, I guess… but no such luck, cupcake. I wouldn’t fuck that with Madonna’s dick.

  16. t block

    looks like they should start filming Breaking Dawn asap O_o

  17. Ummmm...

    Is this girl supposed to have a bump? I think that’s the button on her pants, not a “baby”.

  18. Kelley

    She “thinks Rob could be the father.” That’s funny … could be ?

  19. StopThisBull

    OMG, people really. These magazines are making anything and everything up just for sales. People need to just leave these actors alone and not go on and on about whatever BS they can make up.

  20. Nero


  21. devilsrain

    19. good point, how many guys is this girl fucking?

  22. doppler

    @16 why would you need Madonna’s dick? need help in that department, huh? limp dick pastry puff!!!

  23. Double OMG, Jr.

    Go RPatzzzzzzzzz! U and KStew?? OMG!

  24. 10Pound

    that is by far one of the dumbest looks ever. what? is she in a contest with lady blah blah for most unattractive chick EVAR?

  25. Who's have thunk

    Sex = Baby

  26. #23 – Wow. That is comic gold. Don’t sprain your wrists writing all that great material.

  27. Michael J. Fox

    Wow she really is getting fat! Well, I don’t mean SHE is getting FAT…. but…..Oh, never mind, nothing.

  28. JC

    I don’t think she’s pregnant. Her boobs would be HUGE already and they are definitly not!

  29. They have a contract to fill and the are not going to jeopardize that with a BB! Iam sue hey are mature enough to use a contraceptive “if” they did!

  30. Jimmy Jim

    her ass is depressing. she clearly doesn’t work out, she has no attractive features whatsoever. maybe that is why so many ugly chicks look up to her.

  31. JC

    @31 I agree. She looks like a boy in wig.

  32. doppler

    @27 much like me my wrist can go all night – bet ya want to do me now, right?

  33. Hefe

    I find it hard to believe that’s the best Pattinson can get.

  34. Ramona

    Hmm…. I don’t see ANY bump at all. Maybe she ate a salad or something. She’s not preg.

  35. Jana

    This rumor is so not true it’s really retarded actually. They’re on opposite sides of the country, so what did R.Patz knock her up over a text message? Give me a break! Also why is this reporting from Australia (Their supposed source who wouldn’t even say if the test was positive or negative) and not somewhere in the U.S.? I don’t think the Aussie’s are a reliable source for information no offense. I also heard Kristen already came out and said she ISN’T pregnant.

  36. Megan

    I seen the pictures where she supposedly had a baby bump and they dont even look like her, it looks like some bloated chick with a random wig that they attacked with scissors.

  37. lexassss

    I think their PR teams need to bounce from their 3 hour martini brunch, to respond to these rumors.
    It’s Tuesday people!
    By 3PM, this story will develop into “Baby K-Patts and Shiloh Pitt schedule a 2010 playdate”

  38. Beavis

    Oh good lord. This bitch having a kid is a bad idea second only to Britney having another. After mixing bong water into it’s rice cereal she’ll probably get pissed at it for not “respecting her artistry” and press it’s soft spot.

  39. killswitch

    Oh NO!!! How will they ever support I child??? I feel heartbroken that these fine youths are throwing their lives away on a stupid mistake!!!!!!

  40. Which one has the penis?
    Oh, they both do, my bad.

  41. inspectahdank

    THIS IS SUCH CRAP. really- the twilight rumors have gone too far now. NO ONE CARES.

  42. Meg

    Pretty lame story indeed but it would explain why they always look so fucking sour and depressed.

  43. Heres a better story from the daily snooze fish,,,RP despise nyc cattle…

  44. Bixby Snyder

    I’d Buy That For A Dollar

  45. gotmilk?

    eh i’d still do him even if he stuck it in her.

  46. whatsername


  47. b

    38 – hah! agreed.

  48. Read Em

    @17…Yeah, that’s the first thing I thought too. They need to get on the ball and shoot the last flick then.

  49. Lyla

    4. boo – July 7, 2009 11:02 AM

    ew why did he fuck her?

    YES YES I FUCKING AGREE. She’s a dog.

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