Seen here on their respective film sets last week, Kristen Stewart is rumored to be carrying Robert Pattinson’s child, according to NY Daily News:
An “insider” quoted by Australia’s New Weekly says, “When [Stewart] worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant. And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.”
The gossip mag also reports she had a friend buy a home pregnancy test for her, and that she is “very nervous about the whole situation.”
The article is accompanied by a photo of Stewart with a tiny round belly protruding from her pants on the set of her upcoming film “The Runaways,” in which she plays rocker Joan Jett.
I posted some pics of Kristen on the set of The Runaways, and I dunno. I’d like to believe these two are smart enough to use contraception, but if not, I’m pretty sure the producers of Twilight have a mobile abortion center for just such an occasion. No, really, those guys probably have a better response time than a SWAT team. “The what broke?! We’ll be there in five! — Cashcow popped another one in What’s Her Face. Ready the chopper, boys!”
Dave | July 7, 2009 at 10:56 am
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE DOUCHES!
mike | July 7, 2009 at 10:58 am
i love how it says “because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.”
what a sloot
Shakaiya | July 7, 2009 at 11:00 am
None of this crap is true, the media needs to leave them alone.
boo | July 7, 2009 at 11:02 am
ew why did he fuck her?
Chuck Nunchuck | July 7, 2009 at 11:08 am
TWILIGHT: The Seed Legend of The Mist Fog Banks 3
eattrn | July 7, 2009 at 11:08 am
Will it be a vampire?
Dread not | July 7, 2009 at 11:11 am
SF writer: “Ready the chopper, boys!”
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Dn: For, Kristen’s sake, and I could really care less, hope the “chopper” is a helicopter and not slang for some abortion device. Yikes!
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Nice one, SF writer!
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 7, 2009 at 11:15 am
Nobody cares. Srsly.
RichPort's Ghost | July 7, 2009 at 11:15 am
Proof positive that Brits will fuck anything.
uh | July 7, 2009 at 11:26 am
Ew, I hope he never dilutes his pretty genes with this ugly ass chick. I honestly want him to get with Emilie de Ravin. I think she’s adorable and she’s on Lost which is an awesome show, so that means she’s much better than that pot head.
can't count | July 7, 2009 at 11:26 am
She already has a babybelly when she’s just late in her period (And she probably isn’t even)! WOW THATS QUICK… Baby’s growing at high speed there! I think she just ate a hamburget to much or the eye of the camera made it look like that (saw the picture at another website) and the retards at the gossipstation just can’t get their story straight! Idiots….
Brendan | July 7, 2009 at 11:27 am
“tiny round belly”? Must be so small that it doesn’t exist, because she doesn’t look like she has any sort of belly at all, not even a tiny little pouch. Whatever.
doppler | July 7, 2009 at 11:28 am
@9 ah dude based on most of your posts, so will you!
White | July 7, 2009 at 11:28 am
Ugh, she’s so manly it’s just gross.
If she’s pregnant does that mean no more Twilight films? Cos that’d be nice. Hell, no more films with her in at all would be nice.
el ces | July 7, 2009 at 11:32 am
YES!
RichPort's Ghost | July 7, 2009 at 11:36 am
#13 – Uuhhhhh… thanks for keeping up, I guess… but no such luck, cupcake. I wouldn’t fuck that with Madonna’s dick.
t block | July 7, 2009 at 11:46 am
looks like they should start filming Breaking Dawn asap O_o
Ummmm... | July 7, 2009 at 11:47 am
Is this girl supposed to have a bump? I think that’s the button on her pants, not a “baby”.
Kelley | July 7, 2009 at 11:50 am
She “thinks Rob could be the father.” That’s funny … could be ?
StopThisBull | July 7, 2009 at 11:52 am
OMG, people really. These magazines are making anything and everything up just for sales. People need to just leave these actors alone and not go on and on about whatever BS they can make up.
Nero | July 7, 2009 at 11:53 am
Oops!?
devilsrain | July 7, 2009 at 11:54 am
19. good point, how many guys is this girl fucking?
doppler | July 7, 2009 at 11:56 am
@16 why would you need Madonna’s dick? need help in that department, huh? limp dick pastry puff!!!
Double OMG, Jr. | July 7, 2009 at 11:56 am
Go RPatzzzzzzzzz! U and KStew?? OMG!
10Pound | July 7, 2009 at 12:00 pm
that is by far one of the dumbest looks ever. what? is she in a contest with lady blah blah for most unattractive chick EVAR?
Who's have thunk | July 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Sex = Baby
RichPort's Ghost | July 7, 2009 at 12:06 pm
#23 – Wow. That is comic gold. Don’t sprain your wrists writing all that great material.
Michael J. Fox | July 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Wow she really is getting fat! Well, I don’t mean SHE is getting FAT…. but…..Oh, never mind, nothing.
JC | July 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I don’t think she’s pregnant. Her boobs would be HUGE already and they are definitly not!
Mimi | July 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm
They have a contract to fill and the are not going to jeopardize that with a BB! Iam sue hey are mature enough to use a contraceptive “if” they did!
Jimmy Jim | July 7, 2009 at 12:17 pm
her ass is depressing. she clearly doesn’t work out, she has no attractive features whatsoever. maybe that is why so many ugly chicks look up to her.
JC | July 7, 2009 at 12:24 pm
@31 I agree. She looks like a boy in wig.
doppler | July 7, 2009 at 12:29 pm
@27 much like me my wrist can go all night – bet ya want to do me now, right?
Hefe | July 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I find it hard to believe that’s the best Pattinson can get.
Ramona | July 7, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Hmm…. I don’t see ANY bump at all. Maybe she ate a salad or something. She’s not preg.
Jana | July 7, 2009 at 1:20 pm
This rumor is so not true it’s really retarded actually. They’re on opposite sides of the country, so what did R.Patz knock her up over a text message? Give me a break! Also why is this reporting from Australia (Their supposed source who wouldn’t even say if the test was positive or negative) and not somewhere in the U.S.? I don’t think the Aussie’s are a reliable source for information no offense. I also heard Kristen already came out and said she ISN’T pregnant.
Megan | July 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I seen the pictures where she supposedly had a baby bump and they dont even look like her, it looks like some bloated chick with a random wig that they attacked with scissors.
lexassss | July 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I think their PR teams need to bounce from their 3 hour martini brunch, to respond to these rumors.
It’s Tuesday people!
By 3PM, this story will develop into “Baby K-Patts and Shiloh Pitt schedule a 2010 playdate”
Beavis | July 7, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Oh good lord. This bitch having a kid is a bad idea second only to Britney having another. After mixing bong water into it’s rice cereal she’ll probably get pissed at it for not “respecting her artistry” and press it’s soft spot.
killswitch | July 7, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Oh NO!!! How will they ever support I child??? I feel heartbroken that these fine youths are throwing their lives away on a stupid mistake!!!!!!
HERMAPHRODITE ALERT | July 7, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Which one has the penis?
Oh, they both do, my bad.
inspectahdank | July 7, 2009 at 2:09 pm
THIS IS SUCH CRAP. really- the twilight rumors have gone too far now. NO ONE CARES.
Meg | July 7, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Pretty lame story indeed but it would explain why they always look so fucking sour and depressed.
ROUGH Daddy | July 7, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Heres a better story from the daily snooze fish,,,RP despise nyc cattle…
Bixby Snyder | July 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I’d Buy That For A Dollar
gotmilk? | July 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm
eh i’d still do him even if he stuck it in her.
whatsername | July 7, 2009 at 3:33 pm
BS
b | July 7, 2009 at 3:41 pm
38 – hah! agreed.
Read Em | July 7, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@17…Yeah, that’s the first thing I thought too. They need to get on the ball and shoot the last flick then.
Lyla | July 7, 2009 at 4:28 pm
4. boo – July 7, 2009 11:02 AM
ew why did he fuck her?
YES YES I FUCKING AGREE. She’s a dog.