Robert Pattinson just caused a lot of suicides

February 15th, 2010 // 66 Comments

Robert Pattinson appears in the 10th Anniversary Issue of Details and apparently he wasn’t a big fan of the photo shoot they put him through. What follows next is exactly what you want your most high-profile romantic male lead of the moment to never say out loud:

I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

If Hot Topic doesn’t sell razor blades, now would be a good time to start. (You can put Taylor Lautner’s face on them.)

Photos: Details

  1. ruthie

    I think the article is great fun. Seems no one can understand anything anymore. Especially humor and sarcasm. No wonder I am becoming more and more a fan of this young man. Not just a pretty face. Pretty much says what he is thinking at any given moment. Not pre progammed by the Hollywood institution.

  2. el ces

    fuck them emo betches anyway

  3. manko heyden

    PMSL. I luv Americans. You’re SO literal. If I told you B-i-n Lay den was living next door to you, you’d probably hit him with a tactical nuke and then ask questions later.

  4. Em

    I personally am not a fan of Rober Pattinson, but my friend showed me this, and I was like wow, if he didn’t like the doing the shoot he should have just said no. He’s just making an embarrassment out of himself.

  5. h & h

    you look shy…. but i guess u r nottttt…

  6. sammy

    It’s okay that he’s allergic to vaginas. A man can’t understand one anyway. Plus he’s completely bloody surrounded by them for hours in the shoot–thats the main point. But as a woman I cant even get offended.
    A. Because who CARES.

    And B. Because I am allergic to his penis.

  7. sammy

    It’s okay that he’s allergic to vaginas. A man can’t understand one anyway. Plus he’s completely bloody surrounded by them for hours in the shoot–thats the main point. But as a woman I cant even get offended.

    A. Because who CARES.

    And B. Because I am allergic to his penis.

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  9. Wallenius

    He hates vaginas because they stink like shit

  10. Wallenius

    He hates vaginas because they stink like shit. It’s no wonder since they are half an inch away from the butthole, i bet when girls have diarrhea it slops onto their pussyhole. disgusting creatures really

  11. Wallenius

    He hates vaginas because they stink like shit. It’s no wonder since they are half an inch away from the butthole, i bet when girls have diarrhea it slops onto their pussyhole. disgusting creatures really………nothing but babymakers. Pregnancy is alien like! women are filthy

  12. callie

    Geezzzzz it’s just a job…his job!!!!! Work-money; work and money…

  13. hannah

    He’s gross, and has zero talent.

  14. Elizabeth

    Oh fuck off dipshits, the ENTIRE context is that some guy who is apparently a celebrity was surrounded by naked models all day and apparently didn’t enjoy himself because he said he hates vaginas. That’s it, that’s the “context”. Of course I would assume this misogynist fucktard hates women and is probably gay.

    You’re all fucking delusional and looking for justifications. If it was a joke then firstly, he wouldn’t have begun the “joke” by declaring how he HATED vaginas and secondly he would have either quoted the punchline directly (they make me swell up) or referred to the punchline indirectly. But mostly, he wouldn’t have said he HATED vaginas.

  15. Stacy

    everyone should really just grow up.realize everything you hear is not true………but some of it is.and does this true information matter or doesnt it..will it impact your life one way or another…if no.then leave it alone and let the rumors lie……..you only feed into the ignorance by stepping in where you are ignorant and getting run under ground for being so…..grow up everyone and let the man be what he wants to be…gay or straight.that is one hot man and he is definatley lickable from head to toe..no matter who is lucky enough to do the licking..hate on your own time and leave this sexy human being alone…………haters……………

  16. Stacy

    everyone should really just grow up.realize everything you hear is not true………but some of it is.and does this true information matter or doesnt it..will it impact your life one way or another…if no.then leave it alone and let the rumors lie……..you only feed into the ignorance by stepping in where you are ignorant and getting run under ground for being so…..grow up everyone and let the man be what he wants to be…gay or straight.that is one hot man and he is definatley lickable from head to toe..no matter who is lucky enough to do the licking..hate on your own time and leave this sexy human being alone…………haters……………

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