Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and that kid Summit Entertainment wants you to believe is banging Taylor Swift worked the crowdfor the LA premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon last night. Will Edward’s skin sparkle for Bella because that somehow represents heterosexual love or will Jacob the wolf get some heavy petting? That’s right, I went there. But only to prove a point that anyone can write Young Adult novels:
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He’s the male equivalent of Renée Zellweger. The media keeps repeating this crap about them being attractive and people start believing it. If they weren’t famous and you passed them in the street you wouldn’t look twice.
Neither of them can act for shit either.
LOL @ all these jealous insecure men.
This boy is sexy and you knowwwwww it!!!
God you guys are pathetic, he’s hot, get over it and women all over the world think so.
Don’t worry I’m sure you mums think you’re gorgeous.
We need more Ashely Greene galleries. Someone see to that.
Also, why doesn’t Pattinson hit a gym? It’s not like he doesn’t have the time. My 14 year old niece could beat the piss out of him.
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Robert Pattinson is gorgeous. He just is.
I’d fuck him silly…
‘um’ and ‘Amy’ we should have a threesome.
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Seriously?!?! I don’t see what all the fuss is about with Robert. *hands him a razor and some shaving cream* Seriously. ugh! Next!
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Robert P was way hotter when he was in Harry Potter. Now he’s just a Twilight fag. My vagina couldn’t stay wet for him for more than a minute at most.
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I see is a bunch of Alien Heads and rubber faces with fat noses and fat eyebrows!
Taylor Lautner is a bomb :P !
Robert Pattison was gorgeous in Twilight, dark and brooding, a real Heathcliff. I wish I could say the same for his leading lady – no charm, no beauty and no acting.