Robert Pattinson is ready to brood for you now
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and that kid Summit Entertainment wants you to believe is banging Taylor Swift worked the crowdfor the LA premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon last night. Will Edward’s skin sparkle for Bella because that somehow represents heterosexual love or will Jacob the wolf get some heavy petting? That’s right, I went there. But only to prove a point that anyone can write Young Adult novels:
Meet Curtis the non-demanding zombie. He’s content with just dry-humping and cuddling, but will his hunger for brains overcome his love for Stella, a shy young girl who would never amount to anything unless she finds a husband to impregnate her? Find out in
28 Mormons Later Infected Lust: Necking Just got a Whole Lot More BRAINY.