Robert Pattinson is apparently some kind of heartthrob

Robert Pattinson, star of the chock full o’ brooding film Twilight, is your new heartthrob, ladies. Or at least that’s what the Tiger Beat on The Geekologie Writer’s desk told me. Anyway, I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. And to prove my point, check out how he signed his name on the hand imprint at Planet Hollywood in New York yesterday. What was the thought process here? ” Hmm, let’s see. Lots of letters in my name – better start in the middle. That makes sense. R… O… B… shit. Now would me a good time for my chicken fingers to arrive.”

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