Robert Pattinson is apparently some kind of heartthrob

November 5th, 2008 // 141 Comments

Robert Pattinson, star of the chock full o’ brooding film Twilight, is your new heartthrob, ladies. Or at least that’s what the Tiger Beat on The Geekologie Writer’s desk told me. Anyway, I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. And to prove my point, check out how he signed his name on the hand imprint at Planet Hollywood in New York yesterday. What was the thought process here? ” Hmm, let’s see. Lots of letters in my name – better start in the middle. That makes sense. R… O… B… shit. Now would me a good time for my chicken fingers to arrive.”

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  1. dork

    Me thinks pit stains are sexy!!

  2. guest

    He is a little bit sexy….
    <3

  3. Chelsea Tulin

    He’s apparently not heard of anti-perspirant eiher. How could you miss that?!

  4. Chelsea Tulin

    He’s apparently not heard of anti-perspirant eiher. How could you miss that?!

  5. verga

    wearing a grey shirt is a pretty bad idea if you’re a sweaty cunt

  6. Grace

    He’s so hot, the pit stains don’t matter!

  7. ahha

    his left breast pocket is unbuttoned too, get him!

  8. Kat

    I’d do him:)

  9. @6 Grace, how about the pee stains on the front of his pants??

  10. Gio

    I love when Hollywood tells me who I think is attractive.

    You can keep your sweaty butterface secret crush to yourself Hollywood, no thanks.

  11. yawn

    he looks edgy…

  12. Guy

    Yeah… He’s pretty hot, slightly sleazy looking too.

  13. p0nk

    stocking cap and matching tie. attire of (sweaty) douchebags.

  14. Jennifer

    He’s sexy because he about to play one of the sexiest characters every written–Edward Cullen!

  15. gotmilk?

    who? and what the eff is twilight?

  16. Lola

    Um, perspire much shit-face?

    And WTF is Twilight and who the fuck is this ugly oily looking retarded ass-fuck?

  17. To 631

    This guy ruined Edward for me. He’s so damn fugggggggg

  18. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    For a Brit, he sure has nice teeth.

  19. Vince Lombardi

    This turd looks like the “evil face on the back of the skull” woman from the Southwest Airlines who is at the ticket counter and turns around to add charges.

  20. yawn

    #7 made me lol

  21. Kahlee

    eh. Hes ok looking. There are so many much better looking English men though.

  22. the witchbay

    Where is Heidi Montag ? :P

  23. ChuckleHead

    Canada is Americas hat.

  24. I bet he’d make Kimbo Slice a nice bride

  25. veggi

    23- Thanks you!!! ha!

  26. lol Hes a hearttrob? why not! so was William Hung!!!!!

  27. Anderson

    I actually met this guy in LA about a month ago. He’s a typical hollywood asshat. I don’t understand the appeal, looks like a douche and acts like one too, at least the personality fits the looks i guess.

  28. Grace

    # 20 made me lol – and fuck yea, I’d take the pee stains too!

  29. IND

    That’s unfortunate #27. I don’t get the appeal of this guy, this movie, or this book. Probably because I’m not a 14 year old girl.

  30. Pee Wee From Porky's

    The unibrow gives one many styling options. He should leave a patch by itself in the middle.

  31. John McCain

    He screams G-A-Y.

  32. Chauncey Gardner

    He looks like the douche-nougat from Green Day.

  33. dirty

    if his armpits are anywhere near as hairy as his eyebrows, i think i know why he’s “leaking”. side-note… i thought crooked hats went out of style when i was in the 8th grade?

  34. Ugly as hell and the hand print is freakin hilarious!

  35. edward is supposed to be so much more handsome

    also: “I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. ”

    an equation to remember:
    stoners = sexy

  36. edward is supposed to be so much more handsome

    also: “I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. ”

    an equation to remember:
    stoners = sexy

  37. Shep

    #23 and you know what’s underneath that hat? An actual brain.

  38. Bob

    Isn’t that the flat chested man thing that is dating Lindsay Lohan?? Ew it has pit stains now, even dirtier.

  39. sal

    What a crusty looking shitstain.

  40. mafme

    he’s got the douche eyebrow thing goin’ on. Whoo! Douche!

  41. sturmwatcher

    He’s a nerd, but Twilight has a built-in fanbase of young girls. It doesn’t matter who they put in there. You could cast Chris Elliott as their beloved “Edward” and they would still scream and holler.

    It’s like algebra. X ( genre with built-in fanbase ) + Y ( generic dude who producers don’t have to pay very much ) = Z ( fad ). Put “Robert Pattinson” into a real movie with an original script and he couldn’t sell a single ticket.

  42. Naddy

    I dont know why but he is much cuter in the movie with vampire makeup than in rela life….Weird

  43. JANICE

    SUPERFICIAL WRITER, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON ON HERE!!!!! EFFECTIVE NOW!!!

  44. JANICE

    SUPERFICIAL WRITER, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON ON HERE!!!!! EFFECTIVE NOW!!!

  45. Eis

    I think he’s very hot.

  46. Dee

    I LOVE him, he is so friggin hot!

  47. Erica

    So yummy.

  48. grhhrt

    I’ve seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.

  49. Thigh Highs

    He looks…greasy.

  50. riz

    he looks like a troll.

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