Robert Pattinson, star of the chock full o’ brooding film Twilight, is your new heartthrob, ladies. Or at least that’s what the Tiger Beat on The Geekologie Writer’s desk told me. Anyway, I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. And to prove my point, check out how he signed his name on the hand imprint at Planet Hollywood in New York yesterday. What was the thought process here? ” Hmm, let’s see. Lots of letters in my name – better start in the middle. That makes sense. R… O… B… shit. Now would me a good time for my chicken fingers to arrive.”
Photos: WENN
dork | November 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Me thinks pit stains are sexy!!
guest | November 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm
He is a little bit sexy….
<3
Chelsea Tulin | November 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm
He’s apparently not heard of anti-perspirant eiher. How could you miss that?!
Chelsea Tulin | November 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm
He’s apparently not heard of anti-perspirant eiher. How could you miss that?!
verga | November 5, 2008 at 4:06 pm
wearing a grey shirt is a pretty bad idea if you’re a sweaty cunt
Grace | November 5, 2008 at 4:07 pm
He’s so hot, the pit stains don’t matter!
ahha | November 5, 2008 at 4:10 pm
his left breast pocket is unbuttoned too, get him!
Kat | November 5, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I’d do him:)
Jimbo | November 5, 2008 at 4:12 pm
@6 Grace, how about the pee stains on the front of his pants??
Gio | November 5, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I love when Hollywood tells me who I think is attractive.
You can keep your sweaty butterface secret crush to yourself Hollywood, no thanks.
yawn | November 5, 2008 at 4:14 pm
he looks edgy…
Guy | November 5, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Yeah… He’s pretty hot, slightly sleazy looking too.
p0nk | November 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm
stocking cap and matching tie. attire of (sweaty) douchebags.
Jennifer | November 5, 2008 at 4:18 pm
He’s sexy because he about to play one of the sexiest characters every written–Edward Cullen!
gotmilk? | November 5, 2008 at 4:25 pm
who? and what the eff is twilight?
Lola | November 5, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Um, perspire much shit-face?
And WTF is Twilight and who the fuck is this ugly oily looking retarded ass-fuck?
To 631 | November 5, 2008 at 4:27 pm
This guy ruined Edward for me. He’s so damn fugggggggg
Where's Darkwing Duck? | November 5, 2008 at 4:32 pm
For a Brit, he sure has nice teeth.
Vince Lombardi | November 5, 2008 at 4:33 pm
This turd looks like the “evil face on the back of the skull” woman from the Southwest Airlines who is at the ticket counter and turns around to add charges.
yawn | November 5, 2008 at 4:41 pm
#7 made me lol
Kahlee | November 5, 2008 at 4:42 pm
eh. Hes ok looking. There are so many much better looking English men though.
the witchbay | November 5, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Where is Heidi Montag ? :P
ChuckleHead | November 5, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Canada is Americas hat.
Albert Gore | November 5, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I bet he’d make Kimbo Slice a nice bride
veggi | November 5, 2008 at 4:52 pm
23- Thanks you!!! ha!
Rough Daddy | November 5, 2008 at 5:07 pm
lol Hes a hearttrob? why not! so was William Hung!!!!!
Anderson | November 5, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I actually met this guy in LA about a month ago. He’s a typical hollywood asshat. I don’t understand the appeal, looks like a douche and acts like one too, at least the personality fits the looks i guess.
Grace | November 5, 2008 at 5:31 pm
# 20 made me lol – and fuck yea, I’d take the pee stains too!
IND | November 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm
That’s unfortunate #27. I don’t get the appeal of this guy, this movie, or this book. Probably because I’m not a 14 year old girl.
Pee Wee From Porky's | November 5, 2008 at 5:50 pm
The unibrow gives one many styling options. He should leave a patch by itself in the middle.
John McCain | November 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm
He screams G-A-Y.
Chauncey Gardner | November 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm
He looks like the douche-nougat from Green Day.
dirty | November 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm
if his armpits are anywhere near as hairy as his eyebrows, i think i know why he’s “leaking”. side-note… i thought crooked hats went out of style when i was in the 8th grade?
tylerdurden | November 5, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Ugly as hell and the hand print is freakin hilarious!
captain faster than an ass-load of superheroes put together | November 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm
edward is supposed to be so much more handsome
also: “I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. ”
an equation to remember:
stoners = sexy
captain faster than an ass-load of superheroes put together | November 5, 2008 at 6:44 pm
edward is supposed to be so much more handsome
also: “I don’t really see the appeal of this guy. He looks baked out of his mind in every single shot. ”
an equation to remember:
stoners = sexy
Shep | November 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm
#23 and you know what’s underneath that hat? An actual brain.
Bob | November 5, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Isn’t that the flat chested man thing that is dating Lindsay Lohan?? Ew it has pit stains now, even dirtier.
sal | November 5, 2008 at 7:10 pm
What a crusty looking shitstain.
mafme | November 5, 2008 at 7:33 pm
he’s got the douche eyebrow thing goin’ on. Whoo! Douche!
sturmwatcher | November 5, 2008 at 7:46 pm
He’s a nerd, but Twilight has a built-in fanbase of young girls. It doesn’t matter who they put in there. You could cast Chris Elliott as their beloved “Edward” and they would still scream and holler.
It’s like algebra. X ( genre with built-in fanbase ) + Y ( generic dude who producers don’t have to pay very much ) = Z ( fad ). Put “Robert Pattinson” into a real movie with an original script and he couldn’t sell a single ticket.
Naddy | November 5, 2008 at 7:47 pm
I dont know why but he is much cuter in the movie with vampire makeup than in rela life….Weird
JANICE | November 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
SUPERFICIAL WRITER, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON ON HERE!!!!! EFFECTIVE NOW!!!
JANICE | November 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
SUPERFICIAL WRITER, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE ABOUT ROBERT PATTINSON ON HERE!!!!! EFFECTIVE NOW!!!
Eis | November 5, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I think he’s very hot.
Dee | November 5, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I LOVE him, he is so friggin hot!
Erica | November 5, 2008 at 8:53 pm
So yummy.
grhhrt | November 5, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I’ve seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
Thigh Highs | November 5, 2008 at 8:55 pm
He looks…greasy.
riz | November 5, 2008 at 9:08 pm
he looks like a troll.