Robert Pattinson has earned my respect

November 19th, 2009 // 53 Comments

In case anyone had doubts that Robert Pattinson could make his fans do anything, here’s an anecdote he shared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that demonstrates how easily he could violate a throng of a women at the drop of a hat. Via The Awful Truth:

“I was doing a preinterview for this [show], and I immediately regretted saying that,” the awkwardly adorable R.Pattz says. “I sound like I’m actually just abusing my position.
“It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up. You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’ And [the fan] said in her 10 seconds, ‘What can I do to get your attention?’ I was like, ‘Um, just take your clothes off.’ And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible.”

This is exactly why I turned down a role in Twilight. No man should have that much power – especially me.

“Here’s your menu, sir, and my breasts.”
“Your black coffee and side of fellatio, sir.”
“Two eggs and one 15-waitress-high naked pyramid just the way you like it.”

(I haven’t had breakfast yet.)

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  1. That’s pretty funny….a good party trick though lol

  2. r4i

    Hi,
    .i saw the movie, it was ok, JUST OK, but now i agree with you, i just became a fan of this guy,i mean if he were a real vampire this little fans would be sacrifying themselves.

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