Robert Pattinson has earned my respect

The Superficial | November 19, 2009 - 8:54 am

In case anyone had doubts that Robert Pattinson could make his fans do anything, here’s an anecdote he shared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that demonstrates how easily he could violate a throng of a women at the drop of a hat. Via The Awful Truth:

“I was doing a preinterview for this [show], and I immediately regretted saying that,” the awkwardly adorable R.Pattz says. “I sound like I’m actually just abusing my position.
“It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up. You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’ And [the fan] said in her 10 seconds, ‘What can I do to get your attention?’ I was like, ‘Um, just take your clothes off.’ And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible.”

This is exactly why I turned down a role in Twilight. No man should have that much power – especially me.

“Here’s your menu, sir, and my breasts.”
“Your black coffee and side of fellatio, sir.”
“Two eggs and one 15-waitress-high naked pyramid just the way you like it.”

(I haven’t had breakfast yet.)

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