Robert Pattinson got a haircut (STOP THE PRESS!)

December 22nd, 2008 // 353 Comments

In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 – 1996, no longer looking like he just rolled out of bed then had two bong hits for breakfast. Has Robert cursed the Twilight franchise forever? Will teenage girls still try to get pregnant so he can bite their babies? Tune in next week for a special episode of The Superficial Writer Tries to Give a Shit but Gives Up and Makes a Sandwich. Now with more Mustard!

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  1. rddragon

    It’s just hair and he might be doing it for another movie. goodness people calm down.

  2. SaRah

    HE is the Sexiest MAN aliveee

    So shutt the F up
    it will grow back atleased.

  3. Alyssa

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Alyssa

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Alyssa

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Angel

    wow………what did he tried to get from this? god i see so many guys trading in theses hairstyles for the short look like brad pitt

  7. Angel

    wow………what did he tried to get from this? god i see so many guys trading in theses hairstyles for the short look like brad pitt

  8. Lana

    Oh hell. ._. He’s even sexier than before!!!

  9. shalala

    He’s I guess less ugly now? Naw he’s still ugly.

  10. Joelle

    I’d still bone him.

  11. kim

    i can’t see where everyone thinks he is so hot i don’t even find him good looking at all

  12. fkdj;dfsd

    OMG NO WAY!!! THIS IS THE WORST HAIRCUT ON ANYBODY I HAVE SEEN IN FIVE MILLION YEAR!!! WHAT WAS HE THINKING??? GAWD I AM GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW!!!!!!

  13. fkdj;dfsd

    OMG NO WAY!!! THIS IS THE WORST HAIRCUT ON ANYBODY I HAVE SEEN IN FIVE MILLION YEAR!!! WHAT WAS HE THINKING??? GAWD I AM GONNA KILL MYSELF NOW!!!!!!

  14. Lily

    omg he cut his hair!!! i hope it grows back before they start new moon- march 2009. he is still so sexy lol- but i love edward cullen MORE!!!

  15. Mikki

    I THINK IT LOOKS SEXY .
    all fot he ppl hating and complaing
    STFU!!!! if your a true fan
    you’ll like it too. dumbos .

  16. sara

    i dont see why ever bodys so pissy it’s his hair. and he can do what ever he whants.

  17. Becka

    Omg people so what if i cut his hair. NEWS FLASH!!!!! ITS HIS HAIR HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH IT!! and i like it, he is still sexy as hell. oh and all you haters need to chill with the dising. its pretty sad that you got nothing better to do then to hate on someone.

  18. Ashley.

    I don’t know.
    I kind of like it.
    I don’t think he could ever look bad.
    Plus he has the best accent ever!
    I love him…XD

  19. Stephanie

    I like his new haircut, if you thought of him as his character edward cullens then yeah it would be extreme.

  20. melina

    come one yall. he doesn’t look so bad.

  21. He still looks hot so get over it. Plus its his choice to keep it long or short.

  22. He still looks hot so get over it. Plus its his choice to keep it long or short.

  23. Jessica

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Say it isn’t so Robert!!!! He is still very handsome, and it will grow back by the time New Moon starts production.

  24. twilights biggest fan

    omg he’s still so hot idc how his hair look s just don’t want him 2 go bald

  25. OHHH EMMM JEEE
    O_o
    when i just saw this picture i was crushed… I AM CRYING LIKE HELL.
    WTF WAS HE THINKING???
    LIKE SERIOUSLY
    IT LOOKS SO BAD…
    in a good way
    NO MORE FLIPPY HAIR TO RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH!!!
    :’(

  26. OHHH EMMM JEEE
    O_o
    when i just saw this picture i was crushed… I AM CRYING LIKE HELL.
    WTF WAS HE THINKING???
    LIKE SERIOUSLY
    IT LOOKS SO BAD…
    in a good way
    NO MORE FLIPPY HAIR TO RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH!!!
    :’(

  27. OHHH EMMM JEEE
    O_o
    when i just saw this picture i was crushed… I AM CRYING LIKE HELL.
    WTF WAS HE THINKING???
    LIKE SERIOUSLY
    IT LOOKS SO BAD…
    in a good way
    NO MORE FLIPPY HAIR TO RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH!!!
    :’(

  28. kb

    All I have to say to all you no lifers is… Don’t make any promises you don’t plan to follow through on…. really…. ’cause it’s only hair…. last I checked it does grow back…

  29. ashleigh

    haha. you guys are haters.
    hes still fine as i’ll get out!

  30. Luna

    I think he looks better. Less mess, more adult. Improvement.

  31. Apple

    he looks better this way, like a regular hollywood heartthrob. *runs away from angry twilight fans*

  32. Headstrong

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He’s still gorgeous, but i miss his sexy just-outta-bed haircute!

  33. meaghan

    I think he still looks way hott!
    I’d tap that<3

  34. meaghan

    I think he still looks way hott!
    I’d tap that<3

  35. nickie

    he still looks super hot ;)

  36. nickie

    he still looks super hot ;)

  37. nickie

    he still looks super hot ;)

  38. Angela

    OMG I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THAT! He is still hot but he needs to have it back for new moon and eclipse! HES NOT THE SAME WITHOUT IT AND HE WAS SO SEXY WITH IT BEFORE! <3

  39. Cassie

    I’m a little sad, but I’d still do some dirty things to this guy!

  40. Annnnsss

    He still looks hott.
    Stop being haters.

  41. sheila

    i think he looks better like this. his hair used to be just everywhere and messy. now he looks more cleaned up. but still looks somewhat like a hobo

  42. iloverobertpattinson

    i would still hit that !

  43. christinelee927

    did it ever occur to you guys that half the reason we find him so attractive is because in reality he is kinda what every girl wants the way he treats belle in the movie and book make me want him not matter what he looks like. not only that he isnt ugly he isnt drop dead sexy either but he is pretty good looking. more so when he smiles. i do like the hair either way.id still jump in bed with him if he was gay lol

    p.s. hair grows back :)

  44. hot_sexy6530

    Wow he’s actually hot….I luv da new haircut!!!

  45. Paris

    He loos like John Mayer. (Just saying)

  46. Maggie

    I think he looks good with this hair why is everyone freaking out?

  47. Audrey

    He looks fine!! He wasn’t even particularly hot to begin with, everyone just loves him ’cause he’s Edward Cullen in a movie. Who freaked about him when he was Cedric Diggory?? It’s just hair and it’s his decision, he still has the same face. How does a haircut affect his hot-ness? It doesn’t.

  48. Supervixen

    Wow.
    You guys are a little ridiculous.
    If he likes his hair, then who cares.
    I personally think it looks very mature.
    He shouldn’t have his hair the way YOU want it.

  49. Turagf

    Finally he has a descent hair cut. I was starting to lose all hope for him. Edward was supposed to be this super hot kinda model guy and with Robert doing that shaggy look…. He looks SO MUCH BETTER NOW! That is the real Edward!!!

  50. luisa

    OMG!!!! i cant believe he did this! im shocked and very upset. yes he still is hot but i loved his hair! i feel empty now

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