Robert Pattinson got a haircut (STOP THE PRESS!)

December 22nd, 2008 // 353 Comments

In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 – 1996, no longer looking like he just rolled out of bed then had two bong hits for breakfast. Has Robert cursed the Twilight franchise forever? Will teenage girls still try to get pregnant so he can bite their babies? Tune in next week for a special episode of The Superficial Writer Tries to Give a Shit but Gives Up and Makes a Sandwich. Now with more Mustard!

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  1. hendero

    You know what he carries in the guitar case? A week’s supply of douche.

  2. allie

    He does have something about him…

  3. Jeezy

    This guy is the most gay ever.

  4. He got A hair cut? Why didn’t he get them ALL cut?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    (crickets)

  5. Kia

    He looks like less of a douche wizard now. That’s about it.

  6. Joe

    Is it just me or does this clown look like that shlub David Krumholtz from “Life With Mikey” and “Addam’s Family Values”? What is all the fuss? He looks like a jew-face.

  7. Snides

    Guitar Case…CHECK
    Haircheck…CHECK
    24th chromosome…STILL SEARCHING

  8. mary

    I’m an open minded girl from US, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, outdoors and sports…I have my photos on — Tallhub.com —, I love tall guys!
    Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out^^^

  9. Ape To the Ril

    He’d be smokin if he did somewthing with those caterpillar eye brows. Either way, I’d still make babies with him.

  10. bobo

    HE IS SOOO HOT!!!
    let me count thee ways.
    He’s tall 6ft 2-3, he has the most chiseled features (omg, his jaw!!!! and his cheekbones..LUSH!), and these really prettyyy crinkley blue eyes and he’s just so funny and charming and endearing in interviews! bless…
    I think one or two more hit movies and it would propel him into total hunk status, my friends and I all have mad crushes on him…

  11. Jenny

    he’s still not my cuppa tea, but I think the haircut was a very good change. he looks somewhat alive now. at the very least, he looks awake!
    now let’s see what happens if he shaves, too!! dun dun dunnn!!!

  12. Brooke

    yea, still hot.

  13. B.

    I’d like to have him just for ONE night. (Well of course more, but I won’t get greedy) :)

  14. redsonja1313

    I think I would like him 20 times in one night, pretty sure if I never walked again it would be OK !!! I ‘m not greedy either …. is it me or does he really look like he is bringing dirty laundry home in the duffel to mummy

  15. The hairdo lives on! Check out Robert’s immortal disheveled mop’s previous and future hosts!

    http://starcasm.net/archives/2323

  16. Nikky Raney

    it better grow back in time for the next movie

  17. Kim

    All you guys posting comments about him being gay, you are just jealous because he is a nice, friendly, down to earth gorgeous guy, Jealousy is a terrible thing!…..I guess you people have beer bellies and back acne..nice!

  18. eggs

    @57
    Humans have 46 chromosomes. FAIL.

    Question for all the people out there- why is it that hot women are never ever accused of being lesbians? I smell a double standard.

  19. Pixie

    He’s so skinny, his legs look like twigs.

  20. Miriam Pattinson ^^

    HE IS SMOKING HOT !
    I LOVE HIM !
    MOUAHAHAHHAHAH

    i’am crazy -__-

  21. redsonja1313

    I look at these comments and I am reminded of the immoratal words of Samantha Jones

    Honey….. First you get The Teens, then you get The Gays and then Hollywood blows up for you !!!

  22. andi

    i’d do him. for his guitar.

  23. andie

    omg i love his new hair cut,
    i feel the same butterflies i felt when John Mayer buzzed his hair,
    I LOVE IT!

  24. andie

    omg i love his new hair cut,
    i feel the same butterflies i felt when John Mayer buzzed his hair,
    I LOVE IT!

  25. andie

    omg i love his new hair cut,
    i feel the same butterflies i felt when John Mayer buzzed his hair,
    I LOVE IT!

  26. Kim

    LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT

  27. sam

    wow he looks even more faggy now than he did

  28. sam

    wow he looks even more faggy now than he did

  29. sam

    wow he looks even more faggy now then he did

  30. sam

    wow he looks even more faggy now then he did

  31. sabina

    haha hes still hhot!! <333

  32. courtney

    i think he looks pretty fucking hot. i dig the short hair.

  33. kaylin

    im going to go crawl in a hole and cry. =’[

  34. He still looks friggin hot!!!!

  35. idared

    i think i might cry….

  36. Rosie

    I think it’s really sad that people are freaking out over a haircut…it’s only hair people!!!! Las time I checked, hair grows back! And just to add a note for all the tweens out there, Robert Pattinson is NOT Edward Cullen!!! He is Robert Pattinson…you know, the guy that starred as Edward Cullen in Twilight? Remember him??? C’mon, I loved the movie just as much as anyone else, but leave the poor guy alone about his HAIR!!!

  37. Abe

    hes still super hott!!!

  38. Abe

    hes still super hott!!!

  39. jenn

    OMG..now he look sexy!! I hated his previous haircut..rather feminine. Ohhh so sexy now!!

  40. ani

    is he crazy !!!!!!!!!!
    OMG
    hes beutiful gorgeous hair is gone
    OMG
    im going to have a fit !!!!

  41. Emily All

    i love the hair cut robert pattinson with or without the hair edward is still freakin hott. and you are edward. so your freakin hott too. I LOVE THE HAIRCUT!!!

  42. Emily All

    i love the hair cut robert pattinson with or without the hair edward is still freakin hott. and you are edward. so your freakin hott too. I LOVE THE HAIRCUT!!!

  43. Emily All

    i love the hair cut robert pattinson with or without the hair edward is still freakin hott. and you are edward. so your freakin hott too. I LOVE THE HAIRCUT!!!

  44. Lindsey

    I love the new haircut!!!!! I think he is even hotter!!!

  45. michelle

    I think the new haircut looks great! What’s the big deal, ya’ll

  46. michelle

    I think the new haircut looks great! What’s the big deal, ya’ll

  47. michelle

    I think the new haircut looks great! What’s the big deal, ya’ll

  48. SaRah

    HE is the Sexiest MAN aliveee

    So shutt the F up
    it will grow back atleased.

  49. rddragon

    It’s just hair and he might be doing it for another movie. goodness people calm down.

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