In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 – 1996, no longer looking like he just rolled out of bed then had two bong hits for breakfast. Has Robert cursed the Twilight franchise forever? Will teenage girls still try to get pregnant so he can bite their babies? Tune in next week for a special episode of The Superficial Writer Tries to Give a Shit but Gives Up and Makes a Sandwich. Now with more Mustard!
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You know what he carries in the guitar case? A week’s supply of douche.
He does have something about him…
This guy is the most gay ever.
He got A hair cut? Why didn’t he get them ALL cut?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(crickets)
He looks like less of a douche wizard now. That’s about it.
Is it just me or does this clown look like that shlub David Krumholtz from “Life With Mikey” and “Addam’s Family Values”? What is all the fuss? He looks like a jew-face.
Guitar Case…CHECK
Haircheck…CHECK
24th chromosome…STILL SEARCHING
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He’d be smokin if he did somewthing with those caterpillar eye brows. Either way, I’d still make babies with him.
HE IS SOOO HOT!!!
let me count thee ways.
He’s tall 6ft 2-3, he has the most chiseled features (omg, his jaw!!!! and his cheekbones..LUSH!), and these really prettyyy crinkley blue eyes and he’s just so funny and charming and endearing in interviews! bless…
I think one or two more hit movies and it would propel him into total hunk status, my friends and I all have mad crushes on him…
he’s still not my cuppa tea, but I think the haircut was a very good change. he looks somewhat alive now. at the very least, he looks awake!
now let’s see what happens if he shaves, too!! dun dun dunnn!!!
yea, still hot.
I’d like to have him just for ONE night. (Well of course more, but I won’t get greedy) :)
I think I would like him 20 times in one night, pretty sure if I never walked again it would be OK !!! I ‘m not greedy either …. is it me or does he really look like he is bringing dirty laundry home in the duffel to mummy
The hairdo lives on! Check out Robert’s immortal disheveled mop’s previous and future hosts!
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it better grow back in time for the next movie
All you guys posting comments about him being gay, you are just jealous because he is a nice, friendly, down to earth gorgeous guy, Jealousy is a terrible thing!…..I guess you people have beer bellies and back acne..nice!
@57
Humans have 46 chromosomes. FAIL.
Question for all the people out there- why is it that hot women are never ever accused of being lesbians? I smell a double standard.
He’s so skinny, his legs look like twigs.
HE IS SMOKING HOT !
I LOVE HIM !
MOUAHAHAHHAHAH
i’am crazy -__-
I look at these comments and I am reminded of the immoratal words of Samantha Jones
Honey….. First you get The Teens, then you get The Gays and then Hollywood blows up for you !!!
i’d do him. for his guitar.
omg i love his new hair cut,
i feel the same butterflies i felt when John Mayer buzzed his hair,
I LOVE IT!
omg i love his new hair cut,
i feel the same butterflies i felt when John Mayer buzzed his hair,
I LOVE IT!
omg i love his new hair cut,
i feel the same butterflies i felt when John Mayer buzzed his hair,
I LOVE IT!
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT
wow he looks even more faggy now than he did
wow he looks even more faggy now than he did
wow he looks even more faggy now then he did
wow he looks even more faggy now then he did
haha hes still hhot!! <333
i think he looks pretty fucking hot. i dig the short hair.
im going to go crawl in a hole and cry. =’[
He still looks friggin hot!!!!
i think i might cry….
I think it’s really sad that people are freaking out over a haircut…it’s only hair people!!!! Las time I checked, hair grows back! And just to add a note for all the tweens out there, Robert Pattinson is NOT Edward Cullen!!! He is Robert Pattinson…you know, the guy that starred as Edward Cullen in Twilight? Remember him??? C’mon, I loved the movie just as much as anyone else, but leave the poor guy alone about his HAIR!!!
hes still super hott!!!
hes still super hott!!!
OMG..now he look sexy!! I hated his previous haircut..rather feminine. Ohhh so sexy now!!
is he crazy !!!!!!!!!!
OMG
hes beutiful gorgeous hair is gone
OMG
im going to have a fit !!!!
Hot still!!!!
i love the hair cut robert pattinson with or without the hair edward is still freakin hott. and you are edward. so your freakin hott too. I LOVE THE HAIRCUT!!!
i love the hair cut robert pattinson with or without the hair edward is still freakin hott. and you are edward. so your freakin hott too. I LOVE THE HAIRCUT!!!
i love the hair cut robert pattinson with or without the hair edward is still freakin hott. and you are edward. so your freakin hott too. I LOVE THE HAIRCUT!!!
I love the new haircut!!!!! I think he is even hotter!!!
I think the new haircut looks great! What’s the big deal, ya’ll
I think the new haircut looks great! What’s the big deal, ya’ll
I think the new haircut looks great! What’s the big deal, ya’ll
HE is the Sexiest MAN aliveee
So shutt the F up
it will grow back atleased.
It’s just hair and he might be doing it for another movie. goodness people calm down.