In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 – 1996, no longer looking like he just rolled out of bed then had two bong hits for breakfast. Has Robert cursed the Twilight franchise forever? Will teenage girls still try to get pregnant so he can bite their babies? Tune in next week for a special episode of The Superficial Writer Tries to Give a Shit but Gives Up and Makes a Sandwich. Now with more Mustard!
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my head hurts
Man this guy looks like even more of a tool than usual.
first
i’m going to fucking kill myself
NOOOO ROBERT! :( He’s still gorgeous… but I loved his messy lush locks.
OMG how lame am i ???
FIRST !!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!1!!2 ;P
also where is rough daddy ?!? he is gay and would love to knock one out to these pics
PEW PEW!
still looks like a stoned hobo.
I’d let him lay on top of me.
So, how long until this piece of sack of shit puts out an album? Maybe he’ll make a cover album of Scarlett Johansson covers of Leonard Cohen songs.
His boyfriend got massive wood when he saw the new ‘do.
His boyfriend got massive wood when he saw the new ‘do.
I think the hair gave him character. Now he just looks average. Ok above average. But I really liked his previous unwashed look.
He’s a special type of vampire who sucks semen out of his boyfriend’s ass.
They better hurry up and film that sequel, his hairline is receding at an astonishing rate.
i don’t even mind the dude since seeing twilight
NO!
i loved the hair!!!
wtf?
he needs to grow that shit back like right now
better get extensions or something!
NO!
i loved the hair!!!
wtf?
he needs to grow that shit back like right now
better get extensions or something!
It is pretty sad that this seemed to have been the big news story today. In any case, I wished he hadn’t cut it. It was messy, dirty, and did indeed made him look stone. Yet, it was so sexy! I hope he grews it back before the next Twilight movie begins to film.
It is pretty sad that this seemed to have been the big news story today. In any case, I wished he hadn’t cut it. It was messy, dirty, and did indeed made him look stone. Yet, it was so sexy! I hope he grews it back before the next Twilight movie begins to film.
Why cant Perez slander me on his website?
He still looks like he hit the bong for breakfast. Oh, almost forgot, time for another hit. blablablablablabla ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HOLLY FRICKIN HELL HE IS HOT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS MAN REALLY MAKES MY PANTIES MOIST !!!!!
Wow, he is fug. His face looks like a Picasso painting.
People are actually becoming brainwashed by all these blogs to think he is hot. It’s like when all of a sudden everyone was writing about how hot and famous Lindsay Lohan was until people bought into it.
How could ANY sane woman think he is attractive!?!?! I crapped turds that are more attractive than this guy. LADIES…. your 110% insane if you think he is even ATTRACTIVE!
i know, i hate it too. it was so sexy when it was all messy and stuff. LOL @ extensions. not a bad idea, i hope his manager tells him that.
Bah, i’d still let him pee on me
#24, 25 Let’s see, he’s slender, great features, hot accent, nice smile, awesome personality… Do I need to go on??
#28
Many people are slender…. this guy has no muscles
Great features? Bent nose. Squirel eyebrows. Eyes are uneven
awesome personality? The guy is ignorant douche that doesnt even bathe.
This kid has NOTHING even worth looking at. He makes Adam Sandler look like Brad Pit. Give a compliment to someone that deserves it. But if you like fugly men, then there are many ones out there.
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#29 Adam Sandler’s head is like a lemon, this guy has chiseled features. And everyone takes a bad picture. Calling him ugly is unfair because he is indeed tall, slender and handsome! He is different, not perfect, which is what makes me like him even more. Perfection is boring. I could pick out ‘uglyness’ in your top celeb too.
He actually looks much better, I think. He obviously didn’t like carrying around the mop on his head, this hairstyle looks more like him.
He is so sexy…i love him no matter what he looks like haha!
He is so sexy…i love him no matter what he looks like haha!
My panties are wet
#29 Why do you assume that all girls like a muscular guy. This guy is perfect. Loves and plays music, has a infectious laugh and smile, a sexy body, great sense of humor, delicious voice :) rawr. My favorite thing about him is that he’s paranoid, just like me!
It is amusing when girls swoon all over the guy. I can sort of see why in interviews — he has something enigmatic about him. But let’s face it, he looks like Quentin Tarantino’s hunky younger brother. Like the kind of guy who does taxidermy in the basement. In short, like a serial killer, which is what he plays in Twilight. If these chicks could see what he would look like in five or six years they would puke all over themselves.
The crooked noes makes him human, the guitar very much helps….. he has lean muscle and the accent and a great sense of humor and he is 6 foot 2-3 and he just looks like he could hold you up and slam you against a wall while f**ing the shit out of you…. pretty fricking great if you ask me
he looked like more of a stoner before, now he just looks like a guy with shit hair
Does he haave any naked pictures out there?
38. redsonja1313 that’s a hot visual. Haha wow.
FAGGOTS love as less hair as possible, folks!!
my god, he’s hot.
i swear, my heart skips a couple beats whenever i see a picture of this guy. i miss his sex hair, but he’s looks amazing with the crew cut as well.
sigh.
I wouldn’t care if he was bald……I would do bad, bad things to him.
ahahahahahaha, still pretty damn good looking : )
have you noticed,, all the hating comments sound as if they’re written by boys.
tisk tisk
He’s a gay homosexual faggot. (trust me, I would know because I am one too)
@46…sorry dude he is very much on OUR side of the fence, but I suspect you will end up with Harry Potter and maybe Zquishy……
@ #45
Darling. I’m a girl, a teenage girl, and I gotta admit… he is one fugly brute. He was utterly disgusting with longer hair and though he looks slightly better now, there’s something about his eyes that makes me want to rip out my own.
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Nyah-hah! A douche substitute … perhaps a three episode story arc on House … a quickie on Scrubs … but the kids are alright … and they just love it … could have been bigger than the beatles …but i was a mod before you were a mod