Robert Pattinson is tired of waiting around for Kristen Stewart to dump her boyfriend, according to OK! Magazine:
“Robert is completely frustrated. If Kristen isn’t interested in a serious relationship, she needs to tell him so he can move on,” says one source, adding that R-Patts, 23, is giving 19-year-old Kristen a couple months to sort things out while he’s in NYC filming Remember Me, an indie flick about star-crossed lovers (production begins June 15).
The actor wants a resolution by the time he and Kristen reunite in Vancouver this fall to shoot Eclipse.
“He’s asked her to choose between him and Michael this summer,” says the source. “Robert’s not willing to be strung along.”
Do you know what I’d do if I were Robert Pattinson? Motorboat Twilight fans until my face fell off then buy a new face and start where I left off. But, hey, if everyone was a hero, no one would be special. God, I’m deep and complex — Wait, is that Jessica Simpson’s cleavage? Whee!
first | June 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm
First!
first | June 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm
First!
Mallory | June 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I’d like to motorboat his ass cheeks.
what?!?! | June 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
is she crazy?? duh. do it!
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | June 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Great. Every time my wife sees this douche, I have to hear how hot he is. Now she is just going to wet herself.
But tell her about your fantasy with Megan Fox and your sleeping on the couch for 2 days…
ROUGH daddy mvp | June 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Will ya look at that, I got a D-vinyl T-shirt just like that…she should be a trends setter i like how those jeans fits….
RichPort's Ghost | June 10, 2009 at 3:52 pm
These two literally glow in the fucking dark… they ain’t sneakin’ up on nobody…
boogermeister | June 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm
there isn’t a 19-year-old on this planet that needs an “ultimatum”. Ditch his sorry ass and find yourself a nice lipstick lesbian to frolic with before you settle down
jerry best | June 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm
She don’t want him. He needs to go find someone else.
ha | June 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm
IN THE LAST PHOTO, SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE GUY ON HER SHIRT.
A | June 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I would so go down on this guy he is soooooo dreamy! yum yum yum yum
Jimmy L | June 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm
So the Superficial is for 13 year old girls now?
What a fucking irrelevant story.
Jimmy L's inner voice | June 10, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Shut your peen-hole Jimmy L. This site has to torture everyone on a myriad of levels every day or it’s not fair.
You’re just mad because your bald.
Sinamon | June 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm
First off, this is from OK! Magazine. We all know that it’s a bastion of truthiness and facts, right? Riiiiiight.
I’m sure this kid is nice and all but dude is a player cuz he can be. And why shouldn’t he be? And even though I think he is infatuated by Kristen’s 19 year old uniqueness or whatever it is that people find so attractive about her, he is NOT at an age or place in his life to want to be settling down and giving women ultimatums to be with him or let him go. At they very least, they’re just cozy friends. At most, she’s cheating on her BF with this guy. But I guarantee you, no one is thinking the other is THE ONE and must therefore choose exclusivity.
Funeral Guy | June 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
This Kristen chick looks like she getting a little bit of chunk around the middle. Better watch it, babe, you ain’t gonna be 19 forever.
Fractured Skull | June 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm
He looks like the kind of moody-stalker fuck that obsesses over you and never lets it go until you get a restraining order and then he finds you in a bar and hits you in the head with a pool ball when you’re ordering a drink and THEN in court the next day tells the judge the only reason you got a restraining order on him was because you found him in the bushes in the front of your house where he was waiting for you to come out so he could break up with YOU.
Yea.
The Bisexual | June 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm
She really isn’t attractive. At all.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
he can get any girl he wants out of the fan base, why is he chasing that 12 year old girl.
el ces | June 10, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Heh, like he hasn’t sharing the last half year.
He probably wants her to say no, as an excuse to move on.
Jibbly Biggins | June 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Whaaaaaaaaaa……………………………………..T !!!!!
Do the vampire boy, you stupid twat. What are you thinking ?
This is like choosing between Fabio and Dick Cheney.
Do him for us!
Deacon Jones | June 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Wow, this guy MUST be gay if he’s sweating this chick.
If I were him, I’d go out to 15 bars in one night, pick the hottest chick from each bar, and then tell them I was flying them to the Caribbean to party for two weeks. I’d then proceed to do large quantities of booze, blow, and weed all day long and yell “NEXT!” from my hotel room after I finished with each one of them.
Beastman AIDS | June 10, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Did you guys hear about Robert Pattinson? I heard he goes down to home depot and pays the migrant workers to choke him in the shower.
A “source” told me so it must be reported as fact.
Randal | June 10, 2009 at 4:35 pm
You know Robert, you’re a great actor and have a bright future in the industry but an ultimatum? Women drool over you, boy, so go drool with them. You’re a young star, act like one and stop telling little girls that you’ll wait all summer for them like a dog by the door waiting for its owner. Grow some, will you?
Randal
Zanna | June 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Randal…I like the delicate balance of support/burn you just sported.
Jibbly Biggins | June 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Robert Pattinson, stop trying to be a nice, considerate, and dignified human being.
For god’s sake, you have 10 million American women drooling over the sight of your hair gel and dirty sneakers! 15 million when you shower regularly!
Besides, there are still two more films to win her over, but after fucking anyone who is 10x more attractive with breasts the size of billiard balls you might not care…
Amy | June 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Jimmy L–Shut your face! He’s 23…prime age for obsession by females of any age. Guys on this site drool over Miley Cyrus and she’s only 16 so stfu. I’d kill for this ultimatum. R-Paz is the hottest guy I’ve ever seen in my life.
p0nk | June 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm
i can understand his hurry, his 15 minutes are about up and he’ll have to resort to Superficial commenters for poon.
Fuck U | June 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Zanna, I like the way you kiss ass on this site.
??? | June 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Billiard balls aren’t that big. Just sayin’
XXX | June 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm
spoken like someone who knows what its like to resort to the superficial for poon @ 27
Zanna | June 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Thanks, Fuck-U….I’m trying to be the ying to your yang.
mimi | June 10, 2009 at 5:16 pm
source? I mean the actuall pearson! THERE IS NONE SO F*** OFF! OK magazine is well know for MAKING SHIT UP!!
Cc | June 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
This guy is fucking sexy!
dmmd8686 | June 10, 2009 at 5:22 pm
i bet these two “become official” almost immediately prior to the premiere of ‘new moon’…sounds like a publicity ploy to me
win | June 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
lolololol #10.
MarkM | June 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
How much longer do we have to wait before this douche admits he’s gay?
Jibbly Biggins | June 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
??? – Opps. Didn’t know. I’m not one of those sporty kind of girls.
Beach balls then! Massive, pearly inflatable beach balls!
Fuck U | June 10, 2009 at 5:32 pm
That’s alright…btw…keep trying, you’re bound to get there eventually.
haha | June 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm
@36 you wish!
p0nk | June 10, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@30, i would welcome most Superficial poon suppliers. I suspect you would too.
Sashimi Tidbits | June 10, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Jeez, one time we hear they’re together and then they’re not. I hope this is true at the very least, although I’m starting to doubt there ever was anything between them in the first place.
http://www.sashimi-tidbits.com/
C2R | June 10, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I can’t believe you even posted this piece of shit story. lol It is so fucking false dude.
Smoker Face | June 10, 2009 at 7:32 pm
If ever given the chance to kiss Robert Pattinson , I would skip that chance and laugh in his poor pathetic face.
There is nothing more unnattractive than someone who smokes cigarettes it doesn’t matter how ‘cute’ you may look physically.
Just makes me want to vomit just thinking about it!
me too | June 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm
What the hell…..I’d fuck him on the floor and on the bed and on the counter and in the car……….
smoker lung piece | June 10, 2009 at 7:49 pm
yeah, there’s nothing more attractive than a girl bitching about my smoking, especially when she hits up Starbucks 3 times a day. don’t act like you don’t. now where’s my lighter? and get me a coffee while you’re up.
blah | June 10, 2009 at 7:57 pm
she’s ugly
Hefe | June 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm
lol i can’t believe he’s wasting his time waiting for that.
i thought this guy was mr. big shit. why isn’t he banging super models every night. worrying about whether this ugly toad wants to be his girlfriend or not is friggin moronic.
me too | June 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Damn it…..I knew Elvis had a illegitimate son……and all this damn time we thought Elvis was dead….hell no…..he’s making his come back thru Rob (pic #5 proves it all).
tori | June 10, 2009 at 8:31 pm
whats the matter with kristen? the hottest guy in the WORLD right now wants her and shes being all nonchalant about it! rob, there are SO many hotter girls out there (that don’t taste like an ashtray)…damnit, if kristen won’t take him, i will!
ariana | June 10, 2009 at 8:43 pm
shes ugly to me, there are other girls inhollywood more atracctive