Robert Pattinson broods for you, ladies

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2009

Here’s Robert Pattinson at the photocall for New Moon at Cannes, and really, no need to thank me, ladies (and Geekologie Writer). But if you feel so inclined, I enjoy simple gifts such as a home-cooked meal, lap dance or threesome with your sister. Nothing fancy – except for my skills in the sack.* HIYO!

*Keep your expectations low and everyone’s a winner.

Photos: Splash News