Robert Pattinson broods for you, ladies

The Superficial | May 19, 2009 - 4:17 pm

Here’s Robert Pattinson at the photocall for New Moon at Cannes, and really, no need to thank me, ladies (and Geekologie Writer). But if you feel so inclined, I enjoy simple gifts such as a home-cooked meal, lap dance or threesome with your sister. Nothing fancy – except for my skills in the sack.* HIYO!

*Keep your expectations low and everyone’s a winner.

Photos: Splash News