Here’s Robert Pattinson at the photocall for New Moon at Cannes, and really, no need to thank me, ladies (and Geekologie Writer). But if you feel so inclined, I enjoy simple gifts such as a home-cooked meal, lap dance or threesome with your sister. Nothing fancy – except for my skills in the sack.* HIYO!
*Keep your expectations low and everyone’s a winner.
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Chio | May 19, 2009 at 5:11 pm
FIRRSSTTT
miinoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A | May 19, 2009 at 5:19 pm
That bitch needs to make his money now because that hair is gonna pull a Jude Law before he is 30.
A | May 19, 2009 at 5:20 pm
He head is going to go commando.
A | May 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm
His head is going to go commando.
GuyHolly | May 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Faeg. not him the Fish dude.
alfie | May 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm
he looks stunning..
Steph | May 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm
He is so gorgeous. I don’t care that he is blindingly white.
Freekity geeek | May 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Eh, I don’t see what’s supposed to be so hot about RP. He looks like the guy who sat in the back of Chem Lab in high school, rubbing his permanent boner and tagging his Dungeons and Dragons Trapper Keeper. He’s no Johnny Depp, that’s for sure…. I wish he would go away.
Steph | May 19, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I love that geeky look.
Tatulia | May 19, 2009 at 5:40 pm
nice(L)
Oxide Peroxide | May 19, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Males, take note.
missywissy | May 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm
He’s a beauty. However, I hear he has a BO problem, and that’s a bit of a turnoff.
Can’t wait for New Moon, I think Taylor is Waaaaaaay hotter.
caljenna | May 19, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Is there some clause in his contract that he can’t get even a little tan? Sheesh, I’m blind…
Otter | May 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
John Belushi with a tapeworm…
U-R-PlumCrazy! | May 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Dear Lord he is so yummy! Really this man is so flippen perfect! He is at the top of my five!
Okay about the BO….all the hot ones have that rumor…..Brat Pitt, Johnny Depp….Leonardo DeCaprio (when he was hot) You get me point.
Yep, he is so perfect!
Lo~Gen | May 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Dear Lord he is so yummy! Really this man is so flippen perfect! He is at the top of my five!
Okay about the BO….all the hot ones have that rumor…..Brat Pitt, Johnny Depp….Leonardo DeCaprio (when he was hot) You get me point.
Yep, he is so perfect!
Lo~Gen | May 19, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Ha, he is so hot I turned into a leprechan “You get me point” Hi-O!
Lo~Gen | May 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Okay, I suck! I got a notice that it didn’t go through so I changed names and sent it again….
I AM A DORK! I am done commenting. :)
A | May 19, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Is Robert Pattinson bleaching his skin? There is no way someone can be this naturally white with out a little cosmetic help and it does not matter how pale they are in the first place.
stizz | May 19, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Damn. Damnnnnn. I could watch Twilight a hundred times a day – it always gives me the best sex dreams. Ohhhhh Edward.
Lily | May 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Oh my gawd. Thank you for making my day. *drools*
Amy | May 19, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Dearest Rob, can I interest you in some sex in exchange for some sex?
Cindy | May 19, 2009 at 7:08 pm
What he’s doing in picture number two needs to be on my vagina.
Javi | May 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm
what the hell is a BO??
He is wayyy to hot.
I really don’t mind he is a whity white, I’m very white too, hahahaha
Nice pics
yeaaaah | May 19, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Edward is hotter but Robert is the next best thing. haha.
yeaaaah | May 19, 2009 at 7:12 pm
BO= body odor. I have it too when i don’t go out. lol
sara | May 19, 2009 at 7:17 pm
*sigh*……..
I love the paleness. Super fuckin fine…….I’ll take him over ANY other dude in a heartbeat.
Fuck he’s gorgeous….
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 19, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I used to know him, at school, he didn’t smell then and I doubt he smells now, he’s a lovely boy and it’s just a silly rumour that you idiotic Yanks have picked up on.
Deuce Bigalow | May 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm
That is one WHITE boy! I am too, but holy shit that guy is almost see-through. Ladies, I just dont see what you see in him. Hes like a bag of milk
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm
@19 of course he is that white he is English that is the natural shade of pure bred Brits and Irish, if they are darker its cos they tanned or faked it you silly Yank fool.
Deuce Bigalow | May 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm
#30 – Sorry about your luck
A | May 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm
@30 Actually I am British too and pale but he is just plain white and no, not all us Brits are so unnaturally white (except the odd ginger ones here and there).
emjay | May 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm
he is very white but the flash from the camera exaggerates it. I look like that too with camera flash.
Anyway, I agree. He’s so gorgeous in an unconventional way. Thats why we are so obsessed with this dude. Mmmm mmmm mmmm
Verga | May 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
he looks like one of those blokes with chronic halitosis
Bren | May 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Wait, what? I’m confused… we’re all doing that thing where we’re being clever and ironic and cruelly deadpanning about how hot someone is, right? Oh, good. WOW! He doesn’t look like he just spun around from a hefty vomit at all. He looks amazing!
Beastman AIDS | May 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I thought this site was aimed at the 15-30 male demographic ( a fuckin impressive feat for a gossip site) but christ i’m actually slightly afraid after reading some of the comments from the ladies here – they sound like sex-starved teenage boys!
P.S – I don’t see what the big deal is with this guy. He just looks like an average joe to me.
hayley | May 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm
i love this… thank-you <3
RichPort's Gay | May 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm
One word, ladies ( and friends of dorothy ), … fucking yummy!
omg | May 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm
hot, without even trying….hot DAMN!
AtomicCoffee | May 19, 2009 at 10:14 pm
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Robert Pattinson anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Kathleen | May 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I love Edward!
He’s so gorgeous! Thanks Superfish ;)
Abby | May 19, 2009 at 10:37 pm
you wouldn’t notice his paleness if i was sitting on his face. just an idea.
7ven | May 19, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Si, he is gorgeous; just look at that amazing bone structure!! Can’t get enough of this guy.
7ven | May 19, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Si, he is gorgeous; just look at that amazing bone structure!! Can’t get enough of this guy.
kdollarsign | May 19, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I don’t like the reorganization of the site b/c I don’t like having to scroll back UP in a post after reading it to post comments. not intuitive.
gerard vandenberg | May 19, 2009 at 11:57 pm
anyway: FAGGOTS ARE WELCOME TOO WITH THIS BOY, bet?
name | May 20, 2009 at 1:04 am
i have slope shoulders too, minus the english square head atop.. who wants in?
game | May 20, 2009 at 1:18 am
gerard go fuck yourself, your comments are not funny and canada sucks.
Ladeedaaa | May 20, 2009 at 3:30 am
Hot, but yeah, too pale. Agree with #32, not all British are that pale – but you are a pale people. I hope he’s got a sun curfew… don’t wanna come out the next day looking like a Brit on holiday!
Bridget | May 20, 2009 at 3:37 am
He’s gorgeous. I want to have sex with him.