Robert Pattinson broods for you, ladies

May 19th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Here’s Robert Pattinson at the photocall for New Moon at Cannes, and really, no need to thank me, ladies (and Geekologie Writer). But if you feel so inclined, I enjoy simple gifts such as a home-cooked meal, lap dance or threesome with your sister. Nothing fancy – except for my skills in the sack.* HIYO!

*Keep your expectations low and everyone’s a winner.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Chio

    FIRRSSTTT
    miinoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  2. A

    That bitch needs to make his money now because that hair is gonna pull a Jude Law before he is 30.

  3. A

    He head is going to go commando.

  4. A

    His head is going to go commando.

  5. Faeg. not him the Fish dude.

  6. alfie

    he looks stunning..

  7. Steph

    He is so gorgeous. I don’t care that he is blindingly white.

  8. Freekity geeek

    Eh, I don’t see what’s supposed to be so hot about RP. He looks like the guy who sat in the back of Chem Lab in high school, rubbing his permanent boner and tagging his Dungeons and Dragons Trapper Keeper. He’s no Johnny Depp, that’s for sure…. I wish he would go away.

  9. Steph

    I love that geeky look.

  10. Tatulia

    nice(L)

  11. Oxide Peroxide

    Males, take note.

  12. missywissy

    He’s a beauty. However, I hear he has a BO problem, and that’s a bit of a turnoff.

    Can’t wait for New Moon, I think Taylor is Waaaaaaay hotter.

  13. caljenna

    Is there some clause in his contract that he can’t get even a little tan? Sheesh, I’m blind…

  14. Otter

    John Belushi with a tapeworm…

  15. U-R-PlumCrazy!

    Dear Lord he is so yummy! Really this man is so flippen perfect! He is at the top of my five!
    Okay about the BO….all the hot ones have that rumor…..Brat Pitt, Johnny Depp….Leonardo DeCaprio (when he was hot) You get me point.
    Yep, he is so perfect!

  16. Dear Lord he is so yummy! Really this man is so flippen perfect! He is at the top of my five!
    Okay about the BO….all the hot ones have that rumor…..Brat Pitt, Johnny Depp….Leonardo DeCaprio (when he was hot) You get me point.
    Yep, he is so perfect!

  17. Ha, he is so hot I turned into a leprechan “You get me point” Hi-O!

  18. Okay, I suck! I got a notice that it didn’t go through so I changed names and sent it again….
    I AM A DORK! I am done commenting. :)

  19. A

    Is Robert Pattinson bleaching his skin? There is no way someone can be this naturally white with out a little cosmetic help and it does not matter how pale they are in the first place.

  20. stizz

    Damn. Damnnnnn. I could watch Twilight a hundred times a day – it always gives me the best sex dreams. Ohhhhh Edward.

  21. Lily

    Oh my gawd. Thank you for making my day. *drools*

  22. Amy

    Dearest Rob, can I interest you in some sex in exchange for some sex?

  23. Cindy

    What he’s doing in picture number two needs to be on my vagina.

  24. Javi

    what the hell is a BO??
    He is wayyy to hot.
    I really don’t mind he is a whity white, I’m very white too, hahahaha
    Nice pics

  25. yeaaaah

    Edward is hotter but Robert is the next best thing. haha.

  26. yeaaaah

    BO= body odor. I have it too when i don’t go out. lol

  27. sara

    *sigh*……..

    I love the paleness. Super fuckin fine…….I’ll take him over ANY other dude in a heartbeat.

    Fuck he’s gorgeous….

  28. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    I used to know him, at school, he didn’t smell then and I doubt he smells now, he’s a lovely boy and it’s just a silly rumour that you idiotic Yanks have picked up on.

  29. Deuce Bigalow

    That is one WHITE boy! I am too, but holy shit that guy is almost see-through. Ladies, I just dont see what you see in him. Hes like a bag of milk

  30. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    @19 of course he is that white he is English that is the natural shade of pure bred Brits and Irish, if they are darker its cos they tanned or faked it you silly Yank fool.

  31. Deuce Bigalow

    #30 – Sorry about your luck

  32. A

    @30 Actually I am British too and pale but he is just plain white and no, not all us Brits are so unnaturally white (except the odd ginger ones here and there).

  33. emjay

    he is very white but the flash from the camera exaggerates it. I look like that too with camera flash.

    Anyway, I agree. He’s so gorgeous in an unconventional way. Thats why we are so obsessed with this dude. Mmmm mmmm mmmm

  34. Verga

    he looks like one of those blokes with chronic halitosis

  35. Bren

    Wait, what? I’m confused… we’re all doing that thing where we’re being clever and ironic and cruelly deadpanning about how hot someone is, right? Oh, good. WOW! He doesn’t look like he just spun around from a hefty vomit at all. He looks amazing!

  36. Beastman AIDS

    I thought this site was aimed at the 15-30 male demographic ( a fuckin impressive feat for a gossip site) but christ i’m actually slightly afraid after reading some of the comments from the ladies here – they sound like sex-starved teenage boys!

    P.S – I don’t see what the big deal is with this guy. He just looks like an average joe to me.

  37. hayley

    i love this… thank-you <3

  38. One word, ladies ( and friends of dorothy ), … fucking yummy!

  39. omg

    hot, without even trying….hot DAMN!

  40. AtomicCoffee

    SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Robert Pattinson anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

    When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?

  41. Kathleen

    I love Edward!
    He’s so gorgeous! Thanks Superfish ;)

  42. Abby

    you wouldn’t notice his paleness if i was sitting on his face. just an idea.

  43. 7ven

    Si, he is gorgeous; just look at that amazing bone structure!! Can’t get enough of this guy.

  44. 7ven

    Si, he is gorgeous; just look at that amazing bone structure!! Can’t get enough of this guy.

  45. kdollarsign

    I don’t like the reorganization of the site b/c I don’t like having to scroll back UP in a post after reading it to post comments. not intuitive.

  46. anyway: FAGGOTS ARE WELCOME TOO WITH THIS BOY, bet?

  47. name

    i have slope shoulders too, minus the english square head atop.. who wants in?

  48. game

    gerard go fuck yourself, your comments are not funny and canada sucks.

  49. Ladeedaaa

    Hot, but yeah, too pale. Agree with #32, not all British are that pale – but you are a pale people. I hope he’s got a sun curfew… don’t wanna come out the next day looking like a Brit on holiday!

  50. Bridget

    He’s gorgeous. I want to have sex with him.

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