Good news, crazies. Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame/hysteria, actually feeds the women who stalk him. No more eating scraps of his garbage for you! At least out of hunger. MSNBC reports:
“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year,” Pattinson told Crème Magazine, as reported by England’s Press Association. “She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”
Unfortunately for the obsessed fan, Pattinson did not have the fairytale first date in store that the woman might have been hoping for.
“I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back,” the 22-year-old said. “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”
Apparently, Robert doesn’t suspect getting stabbed by a statue of Edward Cullen made from tears and paper mache, so think of this as the best Valentine’s Day gift EVER.
Pretty sure that girl stole my idea haha! Lucky Ducky!
I know this boy,, I was a teacher at his school, he is a lovely lad. Well done Robert.
That’s pretty funny. I’d probably go gay for that guy. I mean, if I had to make a choice, say between an ugly chick and him, I would probably do him.
I’d ball gag him and fuck him.
Robert Pattinson, you are a sex god! Everything about you invites me in. Your hair, your eyes, your nose, your mouth, your arms, your hands, your legs, your happy trail, your rotten sneakers, your beautiful eyebrows, your ears, your making fun of yourself, your laugh, your acting skills, your voice, your background, your craziness, your guitar playing, your piano playing, your manners, your politeness, your humor, and the irresistible sexuality that pours off you like a spider’s web. I LOVE YOU, ROBERT PATTINSON!
Robert Pattinson, you are a sex god! Everything about you invites me in. Your hair, your eyes, your nose, your mouth, your arms, your hands, your legs, your happy trail, your rotten sneakers, your beautiful eyebrows, your ears, your making fun of yourself, your laugh, your acting skills, your voice, your background, your craziness, your guitar playing, your piano playing, your manners, your politeness, your humor, and the irresistible sexuality that pours off you like a spider’s web. I LOVE YOU, ROBERT PATTINSON!
That’s pretty funny. It is rather lonely on film sets when you travel all the time and in a new country. Maybe the girl didn’t speak English but it is funny that he said he was annoying an obnoxious. Maybe he could have had her fetch him food and buy him stuff.
I think he’s a cute (very young) guy, too. He apparently has a great agent who knows how to field the right scripts for him — he’s probably set for life with all this dumb-sh*t “Twilight” garbage.
I thought the story about the stalker was funny. I like the self-deprecating humor.
He is so gorgeous! He’s the only guy in the planet who can go with that kind of hair!!!
He is so gorgeous, Im sure I wouldn’t get bored of him lol
Sweeny Todd just called, He really wants his look back!!!!
Still jonesin’ over Johnny Depp, no time for this boy.
LOL
That dork. That wasn’t a stalker your bored away that as an agent undercover. Freaking moron,
sweet eyebrows bro
he was lonely and bored so he decided to toy with the stalker’s emotions by tease frakking her mind and shoving his problems on her? That sounds so romantic
Hahaha, that’s funny!!!
If my limelight invited me to dinner and “charged” me with his issues… wathever!!! I don’t think she got bored, maybe sued X-D
However… Pattinson is not that great. Handsome but normal I guess. Average teenagers idol.
Yes, that story of the stalker was quite funny. He’s attractive in every way in my eyes. The fact that he has imperfections makes me like him even more. But now, so very sadly, he has been stripped of London and has gone gallavanting the overseas. This always happens… you Americans seem to hunt down British men and they never get the impessions that their British ‘ways’ and ‘accent’ are what American women worship.
Yes, that story of the stalker was quite funny. He’s attractive in every way in my eyes. The fact that he has imperfections makes me like him even more. But now, so very sadly, he has been stripped of London and has gone gallavanting the overseas. This always happens… you Americans seem to hunt down British men and they never get the impessions that their British ‘ways’ and ‘accent’ are what American women worship.
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I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON FOREVER NEVER
Robert pattinson is a freaking godd,get over yourself people and stop saying he is hirrible and all that crapp,he is freaking awesomee,he is not boringgg.he is an amazing person.
THATS THE TRUTH !
thanksss : )
well i dout’ hes that boring maybe she just didnt know how to talk to him i mean first why would you stalk him and second if he asks you out do some-thing fun so you dont have to talk much, if your not really a talker. Rob is frekin hot a no-dout’ i would probly studder if i meet him but hes just a normal guy (hot and sexy) at that but still. Talk ladies dont scream, and oh my god dont stalk the poor dude.
LOVE YOU PATTZ
I think he told her some scary things like ‘don’t stalk me anymore or i’ll sue’ or something about kicking her ass. or he brought her to talk to her about it,and scared her,or told her to get lost after the chat. because there is no way any femal in the right mind is going to be bored by him.
I think he told her some scary things like ‘don’t stalk me anymore or i’ll sue’ or something about kicking her ass. or he brought her to talk to her about it,and scared her,or told her to get lost after the chat. because there is no way any femal in the right mind is going to be bored by him.
goof
Saw a couple of his interviews with her, while home from university. On Leno, he went into detail about his poor hygiene and terrible car. On another program, they took him to meet fans, and he seemed very panicked.