Robert Pattinson feeds his stalkers

February 11th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Good news, crazies. Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame/hysteria, actually feeds the women who stalk him. No more eating scraps of his garbage for you! At least out of hunger. MSNBC reports:

“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year,” Pattinson told Crème Magazine, as reported by England’s Press Association. “She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”
Unfortunately for the obsessed fan, Pattinson did not have the fairytale first date in store that the woman might have been hoping for.
“I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back,” the 22-year-old said. “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”

Apparently, Robert doesn’t suspect getting stabbed by a statue of Edward Cullen made from tears and paper mache, so think of this as the best Valentine’s Day gift EVER.

Photos: Getty

  1. abigsackofcum

    to be honest, this guy is pretty cool


  2. abigsackofcum

    bored and lonely, i can relate to one of them..

    Guess which one!!!

  3. Lear

    He is so sarcastic. I adore it. The fact that he isn’t perfect adds to his appeal.

  4. Jrz

    “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”
    Two minutes? Shit….try two nanoseconds. Damn…I could barely make it through that quote from him…I started zoning off.

  5. p0nk

    i’m bored of him in 15 seconds. comb your hair, douchebag.

  6. Jrz

    Woulda served his skinny ass right if she hacked him up into a billion pieces and stapled them all around her Twilight Altar……..

  7. p0nk

    …shining with jrz

  8. We are crashing

    Ok, I guessing he’s a little out of his mind too. Hmmm…I never thought of stalking anyone but I may just have to start stalking him. He’s so hot in a weird way!

  9. jrz

    shiney shine shine!!

  10. mildlyrepulsed

    EEEWWW look at his hair in the picture! ugh his stalker probaly smelled his hair during their dinner together and that’s why she never came back

  11. mildlyrepulsed

    EEEWWW look at his hair in the picture! ugh his stalker probaly smelled his hair during their dinner together and that’s why she never came back

  12. Funny, last time I tried this with a stalker, she just ripped my pants off…

  13. tetedurouge

    Grease ball hair or not I would totally fuck him. I can’t believe he is only 22…

  14. Guy

    Why did Rob kill?

  15. Mr. Jones

    The kid tells a charming story, but what the hell is he thinking? Now every freak is going to stalk him, thinking that he will come out and have dinner with them. Why would a celebrity invite this sort of thing?

  16. Heh heh

    Maybe he should stop talking and just take his clothes off. That wouldn’t be boring.

  17. Erica

    @ #16. I couldn’t agree more.

  18. Ummm...yeah...

    God, someone stake this bitch.

  19. mm

    Poor kid, he sounds very socially unsound… I wonder if he went to one of those art high schools where everyone is into drama and a complete nerd (how do I know about them? Don’t ask…) Anyhoo, those environments can raise up some mighty neurotic folks. He sounds like a real charmer – fame is not going to help his geeky un-washed-ness. Here’s top hoping he grows a personality one day. A non-obnoxious one.

  20. 10pound

    Cool story, loser.

  21. Nerdy guys are hot


    So “geeks” and “nerds” who went to drama school aren’t charming? Ever heard of Edward Norton or James McAvoy? Sorry, but I’d take a nerd who can discuss cosmology (not to be confused with cosmetology) over an idiotic “cool” guy any day. Boys, stay in school. In high school, it’s about looks, but in the real world, it’s about what you do and your socio-economic status. Don’t let naysayers tell you otherwise.

  22. catherine

    I would never get bored of robert. someone tell him.

  23. good god!

    this guy is SMOKING HOT! i agree completely with #16 and #17.

  24. Jen

    He is disgusting and looks like he bathed in grease.

  25. Jrz

    James McAvoy and hot in the same sentence without the topic being about the filming of The Last King of Scotland is fundamentally wrong and complete nonsense.

  26. Lowlands

    Cool guy,this is the way you get rid of stalkers.In his case,make her part of your therapy.No judge needed.

  27. John Fisher

    You know, I’ve thought about this vampire having to eat/kill problem and I think I have a solution. Instead of killing people and drinking their blood, why can’t vampires just go down on chicks when they have their periods? He does not have to kill her, just drink up. Chicks are usually horny around that time and would love it. Everybody wins and no one gets hurt…and isn’t that really the most important part!?!?!

  28. Storm

    I have no idea what it is about him that makes him hot, but somehow he is.

  29. BLÄÄÄÄ

    @27, sooo fu**ing discusting and so wrong!!! Do you have much alonetime in the loony bin???

  30. J.

    OMG YOU FINALLY POSTED HIM. (old pics but w/e) aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! He’s soooooooo fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeee. God I love him. He’s an ideal man. The height, the face, the body, everything.

  31. missywissy

    (In British accent) He could bore me anytime… if you know what I mean…. Say no more, say NO MORE! nudge nudge wink wink. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat! I wonder if he likes taking pictures, nudge nudge…

  32. elezar

    I like him more in the Edward mode. (Pale skin, golden eyes). He might be slightly weird looking, yeah, but perfect at the same time, you know?
    #30 don’t forget the chin and the hands! ;D I don’t know why, but those eyes don’t suit him(?).

  33. me

    Anyone posting after me stalks Robert Pattinson’s penis

  34. authorego

    RPLTC. true story. Nice suit though.

  35. IRGuest

    It’s like diamonds. It’s beautiful!

    *kills self*

  36. Just Me

    #33 that makes my day. I totally do!

  37. kate

    Someone saw his profile with some photos on ****sugarmingle. c om*** , where celebrities and singles hook up. He feels lonely, and wants to find a matural lady, doesn’t he?

  38. d-to-the-i-to-the-double-t to-the-o


  39. gigi

    @27 lmao wtf thats so gross

    i dont think hes that hott. they could put any semi-attractive dude in the role of edward in twilight and he would suddenly become a stud muffin

  40. Gene Simmons

    Nice unibrow.

  41. hell, ide listen to his boreing talk for hours,,,i like him all messy and greasy looking,,,,,he really looks like james dean reincarnated,,robert pattinson,your a sex bomb

  42. sid

    #30 -”He’s an ideal man. The height, the face, the body, everything. ”

    you havent seen all of him….so i woulnt be quick to say “the body” cuz well….things can shock a girl, in bad ways

  43. Ah, Rob

    I have a theory that he is intentionally action kind of gross and weird. My sister loves him, so I saw a few of his interviews with her while home from college. On Leno, he went into detail about his poor hygiene and terrible car. On another program, they took him out to meet fans and he seemed very freaked out.

    It’s a flawed, but sort of logical idea. All these crazy fangirls are fawning over him, so he figures “well, I’ll just be disgusting and they won’t like me anymore.” Unfortunately, this works like antibiotic soap. It gets rid of the relatively harmless pests, but the hardcore, scary pests stick around and make your life hell.

  44. everybody wants a lover like that!

    sex bomb indeed

  45. shez

    oh man. If there wasn’t a friggen blizzard in London I’d be on the next plane and hanging outside his house . blue eyes, gold eyes, dirty, greasy, skinny, white; whatever – he’s HOT!

  46. lawrenec

    Robert is a handsome boy. His profile is still available at, a site for millionaires, professionals and beautiful people. Is he still looking?

  47. gm

    I hope he survives all this sudden fame! I totally agree tha he is freaking out! But he has a lot of personality and the things he says about himsefl make him even more interesting! and he is totally hot!!!! he doesn’t sound 22 at all!!!! i’m on my 30′s i would not say NO to him!

  48. Eric

    Dude is bloody brilliant.

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