Good news, crazies. Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame/hysteria, actually feeds the women who stalk him. No more eating scraps of his garbage for you! At least out of hunger. MSNBC reports:
“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year,” Pattinson told Crème Magazine, as reported by England’s Press Association. “She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”
Unfortunately for the obsessed fan, Pattinson did not have the fairytale first date in store that the woman might have been hoping for.
“I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back,” the 22-year-old said. “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”
Apparently, Robert doesn’t suspect getting stabbed by a statue of Edward Cullen made from tears and paper mache, so think of this as the best Valentine’s Day gift EVER.
abigsackofcum | February 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm
to be honest, this guy is pretty cool
frist!!!!!!!!!!!
abigsackofcum | February 11, 2009 at 2:51 pm
bored and lonely, i can relate to one of them..
Guess which one!!!
Lear | February 11, 2009 at 2:51 pm
He is so sarcastic. I adore it. The fact that he isn’t perfect adds to his appeal.
Jrz | February 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm
“People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”
Two minutes? Shit….try two nanoseconds. Damn…I could barely make it through that quote from him…I started zoning off.
p0nk | February 11, 2009 at 2:55 pm
i’m bored of him in 15 seconds. comb your hair, douchebag.
Jrz | February 11, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Woulda served his skinny ass right if she hacked him up into a billion pieces and stapled them all around her Twilight Altar……..
p0nk | February 11, 2009 at 3:01 pm
…shining with jrz
We are crashing | February 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Ok, I guessing he’s a little out of his mind too. Hmmm…I never thought of stalking anyone but I may just have to start stalking him. He’s so hot in a weird way!
jrz | February 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm
shiney shine shine!!
mildlyrepulsed | February 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm
EEEWWW look at his hair in the picture! ugh his stalker probaly smelled his hair during their dinner together and that’s why she never came back
mildlyrepulsed | February 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm
EEEWWW look at his hair in the picture! ugh his stalker probaly smelled his hair during their dinner together and that’s why she never came back
RichPort's Ghost | February 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Funny, last time I tried this with a stalker, she just ripped my pants off…
tetedurouge | February 11, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Grease ball hair or not I would totally fuck him. I can’t believe he is only 22…
Guy | February 11, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Why did Rob kill?
Mr. Jones | February 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm
The kid tells a charming story, but what the hell is he thinking? Now every freak is going to stalk him, thinking that he will come out and have dinner with them. Why would a celebrity invite this sort of thing?
Heh heh | February 11, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Maybe he should stop talking and just take his clothes off. That wouldn’t be boring.
Erica | February 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@ #16. I couldn’t agree more.
Ummm...yeah... | February 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm
God, someone stake this bitch.
mm | February 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Poor kid, he sounds very socially unsound… I wonder if he went to one of those art high schools where everyone is into drama and a complete nerd (how do I know about them? Don’t ask…) Anyhoo, those environments can raise up some mighty neurotic folks. He sounds like a real charmer – fame is not going to help his geeky un-washed-ness. Here’s top hoping he grows a personality one day. A non-obnoxious one.
10pound | February 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Cool story, loser.
Nerdy guys are hot | February 11, 2009 at 4:17 pm
19
So “geeks” and “nerds” who went to drama school aren’t charming? Ever heard of Edward Norton or James McAvoy? Sorry, but I’d take a nerd who can discuss cosmology (not to be confused with cosmetology) over an idiotic “cool” guy any day. Boys, stay in school. In high school, it’s about looks, but in the real world, it’s about what you do and your socio-economic status. Don’t let naysayers tell you otherwise.
catherine | February 11, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I would never get bored of robert. someone tell him.
good god! | February 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm
this guy is SMOKING HOT! i agree completely with #16 and #17.
Jen | February 11, 2009 at 4:29 pm
He is disgusting and looks like he bathed in grease.
Jrz | February 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm
James McAvoy and hot in the same sentence without the topic being about the filming of The Last King of Scotland is fundamentally wrong and complete nonsense.
Lowlands | February 11, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Cool guy,this is the way you get rid of stalkers.In his case,make her part of your therapy.No judge needed.
John Fisher | February 11, 2009 at 4:58 pm
You know, I’ve thought about this vampire having to eat/kill problem and I think I have a solution. Instead of killing people and drinking their blood, why can’t vampires just go down on chicks when they have their periods? He does not have to kill her, just drink up. Chicks are usually horny around that time and would love it. Everybody wins and no one gets hurt…and isn’t that really the most important part!?!?!
Storm | February 11, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I have no idea what it is about him that makes him hot, but somehow he is.
BLÄÄÄÄ | February 11, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@27, sooo fu**ing discusting and so wrong!!! Do you have much alonetime in the loony bin???
J. | February 11, 2009 at 5:44 pm
OMG YOU FINALLY POSTED HIM. (old pics but w/e) aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! He’s soooooooo fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeee. God I love him. He’s an ideal man. The height, the face, the body, everything.
*jawgasms*
missywissy | February 11, 2009 at 5:46 pm
(In British accent) He could bore me anytime… if you know what I mean…. Say no more, say NO MORE! nudge nudge wink wink. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat! I wonder if he likes taking pictures, nudge nudge…
elezar | February 11, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I like him more in the Edward mode. (Pale skin, golden eyes). He might be slightly weird looking, yeah, but perfect at the same time, you know?
#30 don’t forget the chin and the hands! ;D I don’t know why, but those eyes don’t suit him(?).
me | February 11, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Anyone posting after me stalks Robert Pattinson’s penis
duh | February 11, 2009 at 6:12 pm
me!
authorego | February 11, 2009 at 6:12 pm
RPLTC. true story. Nice suit though.
IRGuest | February 11, 2009 at 7:15 pm
It’s like diamonds. It’s beautiful!
*kills self*
Just Me | February 11, 2009 at 7:30 pm
#33 that makes my day. I totally do!
kate | February 11, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Someone saw his profile with some photos on ****sugarmingle. c om*** , where celebrities and singles hook up. He feels lonely, and wants to find a matural lady, doesn’t he?
d-to-the-i-to-the-double-t to-the-o | February 11, 2009 at 8:13 pm
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37.
gigi | February 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm
@27 lmao wtf thats so gross
i dont think hes that hott. they could put any semi-attractive dude in the role of edward in twilight and he would suddenly become a stud muffin
Gene Simmons | February 11, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Nice unibrow.
elisa faye | February 11, 2009 at 11:08 pm
hell, ide listen to his boreing talk for hours,,,i like him all messy and greasy looking,,,,,he really looks like james dean reincarnated,,robert pattinson,your a sex bomb
sid | February 11, 2009 at 11:11 pm
#30 -”He’s an ideal man. The height, the face, the body, everything. ”
you havent seen all of him….so i woulnt be quick to say “the body” cuz well….things can shock a girl, in bad ways
Ah, Rob | February 12, 2009 at 12:19 am
I have a theory that he is intentionally action kind of gross and weird. My sister loves him, so I saw a few of his interviews with her while home from college. On Leno, he went into detail about his poor hygiene and terrible car. On another program, they took him out to meet fans and he seemed very freaked out.
It’s a flawed, but sort of logical idea. All these crazy fangirls are fawning over him, so he figures “well, I’ll just be disgusting and they won’t like me anymore.” Unfortunately, this works like antibiotic soap. It gets rid of the relatively harmless pests, but the hardcore, scary pests stick around and make your life hell.
everybody wants a lover like that! | February 12, 2009 at 12:20 am
sex bomb indeed
shez | February 12, 2009 at 5:42 am
oh man. If there wasn’t a friggen blizzard in London I’d be on the next plane and hanging outside his house . blue eyes, gold eyes, dirty, greasy, skinny, white; whatever – he’s HOT!
lawrenec | February 12, 2009 at 5:57 am
Robert is a handsome boy. His profile is still available at Richromances.com, a site for millionaires, professionals and beautiful people. Is he still looking?
gm | February 12, 2009 at 7:12 am
I hope he survives all this sudden fame! I totally agree tha he is freaking out! But he has a lot of personality and the things he says about himsefl make him even more interesting! and he is totally hot!!!! he doesn’t sound 22 at all!!!! i’m on my 30′s i would not say NO to him!
Eric | February 12, 2009 at 8:39 am
Dude is bloody brilliant.
pony express | February 12, 2009 at 9:13 am
OH GOD HE IS YUMMY